If you’ve never heard of Tove Lo , don’t worry, I haven’t either. And it’s my job to keep track of hot nobodies like this. But according to my sources, she’s a Swedish pop star currently doing a US tour, and let’s hope she makes a few more stops at the beach. Because I may not know a single one of her songs, but I’m already a big fan of these bikini shows, and I’m hoping for an encore. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I can barely remember the last time we did a post on Keeley Hazell for the site, but I’m really glad to see one of my all-time favorite busty British hotties is back to work doing photoshoots at the beach again. And between that and the whole Baywatch theme, these pictures have got me feeling seriously nostalgic right now. You can feel nostalgia in your pants, right? Because I’m definitely feeling something. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Florida Woman Covers Hubby In Sauce And Threatens To Carve Him A woman in Florida poured barbecue sauce on her husband before chasing after him with a knife in each hand, according to an arrest report. Via HNGN : In a report made public on Wednesday, 30-year-old Viven Palmer faces charges of battery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and resisting an officer, according to a CBS affiliate, WJAX, in Jacksonville. Police were reportedly called to the home where they saw a man waving and yelling “Help, police,” from his front door. A woman, who was later identified as Palmer, refused to speak to the police as she put items into a car that was parked outside the home. Two children, ages 4 and 9, were inside the car, according to WJAX. Palmer’s husband told police that he and his wife were arguing about getting a divorce when “his wife came after him, damaging property along the way,” according to WJAX. Palmer’s husband told police that his wife ripped off his shirt, poured barbecue sauce on him and hit him. He fought back. When Palmer grabbed the butcher knives, Palmer’s husband said he ran outside. Palmer was released on Tuesday from the Palm Beach County Jail on $5,000 bail. According to WJAX, she has no criminal history. What the hell?!?!?!?!!????????????
I don’t know who Sophie Marceau…but she sounds French…so I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out of her panties as the wind blows up her skirt at Cannes…because bush…is the best thing about French girls…besides their shitty attitudes, their tits on the beach, croissants…and anal sex on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date… The post Sophie Marceau Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa hasn’t been anything special pretty much ever…her career has been a series of barely being anything ever…coasting as the hot chick…fucking the right guy….not making any money…but eventually landing on that was hardly a career…but rather a series of hooking herself to the right people…because she waxes her pussy… The post Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Once again, Joana Krupa made her way to the beach in an awesome bikini and still looks better than ever! I don’t know how she stays in such good shape, but I guess when you don’t have to really work for a living, it’s pretty easy. Anyway, I’d love to trade places with that straw. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
The East Side of Long Beach, California has traditionally been a predominately Crip controlled area, which at least partially explains why Snoop Dogg has been…
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Shoplifter Escape of the DAy Awesome Driver Dude Versus Neighbor Who Fucked His Wife This Sea Worm Fucks me Up Possible Suicide of the Day Infected Penis of the Day Indonesian Bird Smuggler Caught with Birds Hypnotizing Sharks… Koala VS Hospital Elevator of the Day Some Naked Boat Towing The post Hot Crazy Roommate…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know whether it is my low testosterone, or the fact that everyone is doing it, but these naked photoshoots with random girls, wanting to get naked, for what I assume is fashion, or art, or some other bullshit excuse to just get naked…is fucking boring… They are all the same, girl on couch, girl in bed, girl on Beach, girl in forest… It’s like tits can carry a project like Emrata, or Kate Upton…but give me more.. I mean have her juggling, or doing back flips, or being shot with paint balls, or anything… Who needs another picture of another girl…they eventually all become the fucking same… That said, here are the pics.. The post Kelsey is the Hipster for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .