I don’t know whether it is my low testosterone, or the fact that everyone is doing it, but these naked photoshoots with random girls, wanting to get naked, for what I assume is fashion, or art, or some other bullshit excuse to just get naked…is fucking boring… They are all the same, girl on couch, girl in bed, girl on Beach, girl in forest… It’s like tits can carry a project like Emrata, or Kate Upton…but give me more.. I mean have her juggling, or doing back flips, or being shot with paint balls, or anything… Who needs another picture of another girl…they eventually all become the fucking same… That said, here are the pics.. The post Kelsey is the Hipster for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Major Lohan, the wife of Lindsay Lohan’s dear old dad Michael Lohan, was arrested last night for attacking him in a drunken rage, according to police. MiLo called the cops around 7 p.m. yesterday in Boca Raton, Fla. Telling officials in that city that Kate had just returned to their home after picking up some dinner and was visibly drunk, he asked for assistance ASAP. They got into an argument that turned physical, he says, and Major scratched him down his back , according to him (and a photo posted on TMZ). Kate looked intoxicated and reeked of alcohol when cops arrived, and officers say she was slurring her speech with bloodshot eyes and flushed cheeks. The police say Kate admitted she’d been drinking, then ranted that Michael had accused her of cheating on him and that’s what provoked her to fight. Kate also said MiLo grabbed her by the throat, yet had no visible injuries … save for when she “scratched her throat area in an attempt to create red marks.” She’s not very good at lying or faking crimes, apparently. View Slideshow: Michael Lohan: Breakin’ the Law! Officers hauled Kate in to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked her on a battery charge; she was cut loose Friday morning on her own recognizance. Michael blames ex-wife Dina and their ongoing child custody dispute, telling TMZ, “At the end of the day, this is all because of what Dina is doing in court.” “It affects Kate too, and like anyone with a drug or alcohol problem,” which he says Kate has, “when they can’t handle the stress, they resort to drinking.” Kate and Michael Lohan got married last fall and recently welcomed their second child together … right after she served few months behind bars for DUI. Formerly Lindsay’s assistant and also Jon Gosselin’s ex (seriously), Kate Major had been on probation for allegedly attacking a police officer in 2012. Police have responded to domestic violence complaints from her in the past. This chick gets into more trouble than … well, her husband and his daughter. View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Kate Major Lohan, the wife of Lindsay Lohan’s dear old dad Michael Lohan, was arrested last night for attacking him in a drunken rage, according to police. MiLo called the cops around 7 p.m. yesterday in Boca Raton, Fla. Telling officials in that city that Kate had just returned to their home after picking up some dinner and was visibly drunk, he asked for assistance ASAP. They got into an argument that turned physical, he says, and Major scratched him down his back , according to him (and a photo posted on TMZ). Kate looked intoxicated and reeked of alcohol when cops arrived, and officers say she was slurring her speech with bloodshot eyes and flushed cheeks. The police say Kate admitted she’d been drinking, then ranted that Michael had accused her of cheating on him and that’s what provoked her to fight. Kate also said MiLo grabbed her by the throat, yet had no visible injuries … save for when she “scratched her throat area in an attempt to create red marks.” She’s not very good at lying or faking crimes, apparently. View Slideshow: Michael Lohan: Breakin’ the Law! Officers hauled Kate in to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked her on a battery charge; she was cut loose Friday morning on her own recognizance. Michael blames ex-wife Dina and their ongoing child custody dispute, telling TMZ, “At the end of the day, this is all because of what Dina is doing in court.” “It affects Kate too, and like anyone with a drug or alcohol problem,” which he says Kate has, “when they can’t handle the stress, they resort to drinking.” Kate and Michael Lohan got married last fall and recently welcomed their second child together … right after she served few months behind bars for DUI. Formerly Lindsay’s assistant and also Jon Gosselin’s ex (seriously), Kate Major had been on probation for allegedly attacking a police officer in 2012. Police have responded to domestic violence complaints from her in the past. This chick gets into more trouble than … well, her husband and his daughter. View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit.. That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won…. Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna… All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia… The post Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#stepGIRLS is a revolutionary project that features amazing girls, mostly girls you’ve never heard of, because we are from Canada, and no one pays attention to canada… Her name is BILLIE JANE and she’s naked next to expensive art…because at DrunkenStepfather.com we are all about the art…in fact I think the name DrunkenStepfather in and of itself is synonymous with classy, expensive, high end, luxury… That said, these pics were taken by our friend… CHRIS VONGSAWAT and she’s naked in them…and that is all I really care about…because I like naked…as a naked woman is the real art..only unlike that Riopelle…it is priceless..you like that one don’t you… VIA CHRIS VONGSAWAT The post stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is an it girl, everyone knows she’s an it girl, even people who don’t give a fuck about it girls, or this pop culture bullshit, know who she is…and that’s not necessarily na exciting or amazing thing…but it probably is to her, since media hits are a currency in her family… Well, she’s official now that she’s got a GQ cover…she matters…it happened…she exists…and thanks to her relentless crazy mother…it’s safe to say…unlike the other flash in the pan whores…she’ll be around for the next 10 years…unless of course a miracle happens and the family dies in plane crash..not that the relentless mother would allow that…but we’re all allowed to dream…and I guess what it comes down to is that the only one worth saving is this one…so maybe GQ’s got it right… Here are the pics.. The post Kendall Jenner Does GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Florida Man Impersonated Cop But Pulls Over Police Officer A Florida man is charged with falsely impersonating an officer and unlawfully using police insignia after he allegedly tried to pull over a pair of detectives. Via NBC 2 reports: John Arthur Benedict, 69, was arrested on Saturday. He had been driving a white, Ford Crown Victoria with strobe lights, a spot light and “police interceptor” markings that were “consistent with an official unmarked law enforcement patrol vehicle,” according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The report says that the undercover detectives – one of which who was off-duty – were in an unmarked Lee County Sheriff’s Office SUV on Palm Beach Boulevard in Fort Myers when they saw a Crown Victoria behind them. They thought it was law enforcement, according to the report, which says the Crown Victoria followed them closely and then activated lights. “[The detective] who was driving pulled into the right hand lane to stop for the law enforcement officer,” the report notes. But as the detective pulled over he noticed the vehicle was actually not law enforcement and it continued to drive east into a supermarket parking lot. The detective followed the vehicle into the parking lot and made contact with Benedict – asking him if he was law enforcement, according to the redacted report that doesn’t show exactly how Benedict may have responded to them. We spoke briefly on Monday with Benedict by phone. He said he has never done this before and described the incident as a “senior moment.” The detectives detained Benedict until other law enforcement arrived. Benedict told authorities that he bought the “police interceptor” logo and installed it because he thought the vehicle was police edition, according to the report. His son and ex-wife arrived on the scene and authorities say they were told by the ex-wife that Benedict had been arrested in another state before for impersonating an officer, according to the arrest report. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Helena Christensen is topless at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Betty White was a stone cold fox when she was 21 ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emily Ratajkowski wins the MTV Movie Awards ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erika Medina takes off her top to get some sun ( boobieblog.com ) Sofia Vergara looks amazing in the tub ( thenipslip.com ) She cooks and cleans? Sign us up ( doubleviking.com ) Behind the scenes at Charlotte McKinney’s topless photo shoot ( steakwood.com ) An interview with Bunny Ranch proprietor Dennis Hof & his girlfriend Krissy Summers ( fleshbot.com )
