Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit… ANYWAY…. That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit…. So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face…. She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In Friends revival news… Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent…. Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing. I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck…. Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant… Here’s Aniston JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been a rough week for Lindsay Lohan. Sure that’s probably been the case just about every week since 2011 or so, but these few days have been especially trying for the actress-turned-wannabe-reality-star. Proving that the world has officially lost interest in her freckled shenanigans, Page Six is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club has been canceled by MTV after just one season. No doubt it’s a major blow to Lindsay, who likely regarded the project as her best chance at returning to relevance. (LiLo is as delusional as they come, but even she must be starting to realize her dream of starring in a live-action remake of The Little Mermaid will never, ever come to fruition. The cancelation probably comes as a disappointment to MTV, as well. While Beach Club ‘s shoestring budget was evident in its shoddy production values, the network threw all of its promotional muscle into making the show a hit. And at first, the efforts paid off. Beach Club premiered in January to decent ratings, but those numbers declined rapidly when viewers realized what they were getting — a half-assed Vanderpump Rules knockoff with Lindsay bafflingly cast in the role of older, wiser mentor/mogul, a la Lisa Vanderpump. People want to see Lindsay partying and generally being a mess, not dispensing life advice to a group of interchangeable twentysomethings. Despite all of that, Lindsay’s dwindling clout might have been enough to earn her a second season, were it not for one pesky detail: It seems Lohan Beach Club in Mykonos has closed its doors for good. “A friend had reservations this week, and the club just called and said that they will not be opening this season,” a source tells Page Six . Another recently-returned vacationer confirmed that the club appeared to be closed during their time in Greece, and Mykonos residents seemed to have adopted a “good riddance” attitude. “The locals said it was a waste [of time to go],” the tipster recalls. “They advertised being open for [the] summer season, specifically late May. We drove past and it’s literally [deserted] … The Lohan sign is stripped off,” a third traveler wrote on Facebook. Insiders say multiple plans to tinker with the show and revive it for a second season were ultimately scrapped. “There was a renewal idea that producers hoped would perk it up for a second season,” says a source close to the production. “It would be turned into a show about Lindsay and [her mother] Dina and [sister] Ali, [but] that wasn’t going to happen.” The insider adds that the cast of beach club employees simply failed to deliver the fireworks execs had hoped for: “They wanted ‘breakdowns.’ That’s not where [Lohan] is at with her life anymore,” the informant claims. “Their personal business doesn’t need to be aired on television; it’s already in the papers anyway.” Clearly, a show focused on the famously troubled Lohan family would have had a much easier time finding an audience. But it seems that’s not the image that LiLo is looking to project these days. In any event, Beach Club is officially a thing of the past now, as a rep for Lohan confirmed that “she is not doing another season.” RIP to one of the worst reality shows in history . View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Is “Canceled Forever” After Bashing #MeToo Movement
As you’ve likely heard by now, Jenelle Evans has lost custody of all of her children . It was a long overdue development that happened both gradually and abruptly. It was abrupt in the sense that CPS swooped in and removed the kids from Jenelle and David Eason’s home shortly after Eason shot and killed the family dog , thus prompting an investigation that revealed unsuitable living conditions. But the newly desolate conditions on The Land were also a long time in the making, as Jenelle had long ago lost custody of her eldest son, Jace, and David has a son hasn’t been permitted to see in years. Jace has been living with Barbara Evans since he was a baby, so even though Babs raised Jenelle, we can safely assume that she is capable of properly raising a child. These days, Jenelle’s 2-year-old daughter Ensley is also under Babs’ care. And for reasons that aren’t entirely clear, many believe the child is miserable at her grandmother’s home. Take, for example, the comments on a recent photo of Babs’ adoptive kids. “Myrtle Beach and I was not at the Winery,” Barbara captioned the pic. “Cardboard cutouts all over Broadway at the beach,” she added. Sounds innocent enough, right? Just a wholesome day of family fun (the guy in the pic is Jenelle’s brother Colin). Well, not in the eyes of some fans, who zeroed in on Ensley’s expression and took it as a sign that the toddler is being mistreated. “Poor Ensley looks so sad!!” wrote one follower. “Ensley looks like she’s worried about the potential crisis in the Middle East,” another person commented. “Poor little thing. It’s great how I can read minds on IG though, right?” another fan sarcastically quipped. Another Instagram user took the situation very seriously, writing: “I can’t help it … Ensley looks so unhappy. Something is not right!” And this, folks, is a prime example of the internet at its very worst. We’re sure some of these people think they’re helping, but really, they’re just drawing wild conclusions based on very little evidence. We’re sure the past few weeks have been very stressful for Ensley. But that doesn’t mean Babs is neglecting her or Jenelle was secretly some kind of super mom. Being placed in a new home would be stressful for any kid, but the authorities wouldn’t have done it if they didn’t consider it absolutely necessary. Fortunately, the majority of fans saw the situation for what it was and realized that 2-year-olds just get cranky sometimes: “She was probably just tired and [needs] a nap!!” one person commented. “Those kids are so lucky to have you in their lives!” someone else wrote before asking the valid question” “Where should they be if you weren’t there? “Hey no judgment!! You stepped up when Jenelle couldn’t take care of her kids!” Eventually, Babs chimed in with an explanation for Ensley’s sour expression: “She’s hot, tired and on our way to eat.” She’s probably also sick of internet strangers psychoanalyzing her on the basis of a single photo! View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & David Eason: Cops Have Been to The Land HOW MANY Times?!
Folks, we’re gonna be honest — we don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve brought you many, many Florida Man stories over the years, and usually, they’re bizarre and trashy, and they frequently involve gators and/or dynamite — but they always make some sort of sense , and it’s generally pretty easy to figure out the motives of the principal players. This one, however, has thrown us for a loop. Is it opposite day? Are we in Bizarro World? Is M. Night Shyamalan writing the news today? Whatever the case this is a twist that no one could have seen coming. Pasco County resident Byron Christianoudis, 48, was arrested this week after he allegedly attacked his 70-year-old roommate. Abnormal behavior by the standards of any other state, but pretty standard Florida Man stuff so far. But here’s the twist: Christianoudis attacked his elderly roomie because the man accused him of taking too many showers! Frankly, we didn’t know that anyone, anywhere in the world took issue with their roommates being too hygienic. And we definitely didn’t know that this happens in Florida, where a single ride on Splash Mountain is generally considered to be sufficient bathing for an entire summer. Now, we probably don’t need to tell you that this was not Mr. Christianoudis’ first arrest. No, the original Greek Freak was taken into custody in 2015 after he was caught masturbating on a public beach. Christianoudis was allegedly looking at an adult woman and a girl who were seated near water’s edge. Asked what motivated this nauseating act of self-pleasure, Christianoudis offered the following explanation: “My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her.” Clearly, dude is an old school romantic. At first, it might seem like these two incidents have nothing to do with one another — but we’d like to posit that there may be a connection Byron’s roommate was upset by how much time he was spending in the shower. Byron’s roommate probably knew about his previous arrest and the effect that water seems to have on Mr. Christianoudis. You see what we’re getting at? We’re sure the poor roommate eventually reached the point where he could no longer convince himself that the stalactites on the bathroom ceiling were the result of violent sneezing fits brought on by Byron’s extreme allergy to body wash. Gross … but that’s Florida for ya! View Slideshow: Florida Man: 21 Ways in Which He Actually Got Arrested
Diana Vickers is some 2008 UK X-Factor semi-finalist who doesn’t really matter, and I guess who realizes she doesn’t really matter, she’s ben at this for 11 years and still no one cares about her….so she pulled out her tits on the beach, something I appreciate, it is so European….so classy…so perverse…exhibitionism, in a look at my tits, don’t sexualize my tits. It’s just too bad that her tits are so shit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Diana Vickers Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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It’s puke and rally time, y’all. The Floribama Shore crew is back! MTV announced on Tuesday that it has renewed the hit reality show for a third season. And while the full cast is set to return, they’re switching up the location ! The crew is bored of Panama City Beach, ok? They need new scenery, new sandy beaches and of course, new bars. So now, they’re moving the party to the streets of St. Petersburg, FL! The show premiered on MTV in 2017 and was dubbed the Jersey Shore for the south. Considering their amount of alcohol-induced fights, hug-it-out apologies, and sexual encounters filmed in night vision — yeah it’s a tad nostalgic of the OG series in Jersey. But audience members seem to actually enjoy the revamped iteration and are ready for more. “Audience’s favorite southerners will reunite and head to St. Petersburg, FL, bringing the drama, the romance, the friendship, and fun along with them for the hottest time yet,” the press release read. Adding that the original boisterous bunch will all be there bringing the heat to the new season. Including Jeremiah Buoni, Codi Butts, Kortni Gilson, Aimee Hall, Kirk Medas, Nilsa Prowant, Candace Rice, and Gus Smyrnios. “After a dramatic wrap up in Panama City Beach last season, the gloves are off,” the press release continued. “From hookups and breakups to laughs and tears, they’ve been through it all together.” “Now, in a new city, there are fresh stories to tell as the crew parties it up and puts real life on hold for another summer.” MTV has yet to reveal why they are moving the show’s filming from the Florida panhandle to the St. Petersburg area — however, several media outlets were happy to offer explanations. According to the Pensacola News Journal , many PCB locals have not enjoyed the cast filming in town. (Imagine that?) They felt as though it gave them “a bad reputation.” But the Bay County film commissioner Julie Gordan told the Tampa Bay Times that the show “had a great economic impact” and the locals “barely noticed they were there.” “Of course, you can ask local officials, and they’ll say it’s the most god-awful thing they ever saw,” she said of the reality show. But she’s got something for the haters: “Well, it’s not for you, it’s for the 25-year-olds.” “I’ve talked to many Uber drivers who say people want to see the shore house, or the bars they hang out at… The show is not all pure nasty.” Another reason the show may have relocated is due to the significant damage the city suffered from Hurricane Michael back in October 2018. Several of the show’s main filming locations sustained damages, while some were completely destroyed. According to the Pinella County film commissioner Tony Armer, the cast began filming season 3 earlier this week. The show’s official “Shore House” is somewhere in the southern part of the county and Tony also added that they will be filming in and around town. “It could be [filmed] anywhere from downtown St. Petersburg to the Clearwater beaches,” he said. “I’m guessing they’ll have some outings in Tampa as well.” The Tampa Bay Times also reported that the production company, 495 Productions, applied for and was granted permits to shoot in public locations through July 15. The same production company also shot the show Party Down South in this location a few years ago. MTV has yet to release a premiere date for season 3, but as stated in the press release, fans can expect it to air sometime this fall. View Slideshow: Jen Harley: Arrested! Again! See Her New Mug Shot!
About a month ago, 90 Day Fiance alum Jonathan Rivera revealed his girlfriend to the world. Well, he revealed that he had a girlfriend — and that she was hot af. He kept her face hidden, almost to the point of absurdity. This week, Jonathan is showing her off to the world, face included. They’ve gone Instagram official . Jonathan has spent weeks building up hype for his new girlfriend. An entire month ago, they were on a sexy, romantic cruise. He didn’t shy away from showing her bikini-clad skin or flaunting her curves. But her face remained a mystery. Now, the sometimes-literal mask comes off. Take a look: Jonathan shared this photo on Wednesday, June 13. “WCW,” he tagged the photo, using a common acronym that means “Woman Crush Wednesday.” We can see why he’s crushing hard on this gorgeous woman. While her identity remains unknown, now that we’ve seen her face, it’s only a matter of time before someone comes forward with a name. And, if fans are lucky, she and Jonathan will be forthcoming about their relationship. Obviously, the two of them have made it clear that they both enjoy being beautiful people on a sexy cruise. But fans want to know more about them. How did the two of them meet? Is she another gal from Lumberton, NC? Or did Jonathan meet her while he was on vacation, like how he met his ex-wife, Fernanda Flores? For ages, rumors about Jonathan and Fernanda’s split have claimed that he was cheating on them before their separation. Specifically, rumors claimed that it was common knowledge in Lumberton that he was stepping out on her. But Jonathan has made it clear that he never cheated on Fernanda . And while there’s no love lost between these exes anymore, Fernanda has not contradicted Jonathan’s statement. Not publicly, anyway. Who knows what either of them may be saying about the other behind closed doors. That’s not to say that they haven’t been taking shots at one another over social media. Recently, Fernanda made a lot of claims about Jonathan, including that he’s not actually as wealthy as he appears. She says that he owes more than he actually makes in taxes (unless he got big into cryptocurrency, we’re not sure how that went down). Some assumed that Fernanda making these claims was brought on by jealousy after seeing Jonathan with his new lady love. But Jonathan explained that he had just signed the divorce papers. Which means that Fernanda was waiting until she knew that she was free to speak out. But they’re both free of each other. Why do they keep speaking out? Honestly, we think that this is because neither of them have sat down and told all, in an interview or an essay, to explain their breakup. We have bits and pieces — including claims that Fernanda wanted to live in a city while Jonathan preferred working in the town where he lives. But with so much fan speculation, it’s natural that they’re both frustrated that they haven’t told the “whole story,” so fans don’t know the truth. We hope that they find a way to move on emotionally from their marriage, now that the paperwork is out of the way. Congrats to Jonathan on his gorgeous new girlfriend! View Slideshow: Jonathan Rivera: 90 Day Fiance Alum Reveals New Girlfriend!
Jordan Cameron caught 173 passes over the course of a six-year NFL career. But even though 14 of this receptions went for touchdowns, it’s very clear at this point that Cameron recently made the best catch of his life… … when he nabbed Elin Nordegren! Indeed: Cameron, who played four seasons for Cleveland and two seasons for Miami, has been identified not just as Nordegren’s boyfriend. But also as the father of her impending baby. Radar Online broke this huge piece of news on Thursday, quoting a source who says Cameron and Tiger Woods’ ex-wife have been dating “for over a year.” Adds this insider: “They met through mutual friends in Florida.” Cameron even resides in Nordegren’s West Palm Beach mansion, having moved in to the beautiful abode earlier this year. So the romance is quite serious, as you might expect for two people having a child together. Nordegren is a Swedish former model and nanny who shares two children (a daughter named Sam and a son named Charlie) with the aforementioned iconic golfer. The blonde bombshell filed to divorce the horny athlete in 2010 after Tiger’s affairs with, like, 37 cocktail waitresses were exposed about a decade ago. No one knew she was dating Cameron, let alone expecting a baby with him, until Nordegren debuted her baby bump at her son’s flag football game on Friday, June 7. She was seen at this cute sporting event, cradling her stomach while she talked on the phone during the match. Cameron has a 10-year old son from a previous relationship… and also a connection to Kendall Jenner . The former tight end’s sister, Brynn Cameron, shares two kids with Blake Griffin, the Detroit Pistons power forward and All-Star. Last year, Brynn scored a massive child support victory over Griffin after claiming his relationship with Jenner helped destroy her relationship and her family. “Griffin had no problem trading Brynn Cameron, his former fiancee and the mother of his two children, for reality television star Kendall Jenner,” reads court documents from February of 2018. These papers also stated at the time: “Griffin cared more about the glamour of dating a Hollywood celebrity than the day-to-day responsibilities of being a father and family man.” In 2011, the basketball star also shouted out his “main man” Jordan in a YouTube video, calling him the “greatest tight end on the planet.” Cameron from the NFL in 2017 after he suffered a total of four concussions during his professional career. And while Woods has not yet commented on his ex-wife expecting another baby, he has said many times over the years that he and Nordegren are in a great place these days. “We have Sam and we have Charlie. … And we love them so much that we are going to [do] whatever it takes to make that work,” Woods told Stepen Colbert in 2016, concluding: “[Elin has] been one of my best friends and I’ve talked to her about so many different things and she does the same thing with me back and forth. We communicate so much better now, it’s incredible. “I wish we would have done that earlier on.”
