RIP Big Ang https://t.co/r28KnOmaVA — Romeo Santos (@PallahAbdul) July 15, 2019 Kylie’s Build-A-Beach Bawwwdy Shatters The Internet Kylie Jenner has the internet in a TIZZY over her build-a-beach bawwwdy that she served up while soaking up some sun on her luxurious vacay. Yea, we know, she’s RICH rich but also thirsty for attention based on her back-to-back-to-back-TO-BACK thirst traps currently flooding Instagram. View this post on Instagram a ray of fucking sunshine A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 15, 2019 at 10:03am PDT Peep the Hilarious hysteria over Kylie’s build-a-beach bawwwdy on the flip.
LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet… Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had… This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
On the surface, MTV’s Ex on the Beach is just another anonymous reality show in which scantily-clad twentysomethings down fishbowl-sized cocktails and compete to exchange fluids. And it might have gone down in flames alongside the disaster known as Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club , were it not for the producers’ brilliant idea of casting already-established nutjobs from previous series. Teen Mom has-been Farrah Abraham spiced up the first season with her unique blend of nonsensical word salad and porn star chicanery. And now, the similarly-psychotic Aubrey O’Day is being trotted out to spice up season 2: You might remember Aubrey from her role on Making the Band or as the ex-girlfriend of Jersey Shore ‘s Pauly D . But O’Day’s most recent tabloid headlines have to do with her affair with Donald Trump Jr. The president’s large adult son slept with O’Day several times while he was still married to Vanessa Trump. Don Jr. and Vanessa got divorced back in February, but Young Donald wasn’t single for long. He began dating Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle before the ink was dry on his divorce papers. And in case you were one of the very few people who wondered exactly what Aubrey thought about all of this, fear not! Because we’re alive during the weirdest time in human history, you’re about to learn new details about the president’s son’s love life from an MTV reality show! According to a new report from TMZ, O’Day will talk about Don Jr. a lot during the upcoming season of Ex . And we’re guessing she didn’t need much coaxing in that direction, as DTJ seems to be her favorite topic of discussion! TMZ sources who have viewed footage from upcoming episodes say Aubrey sounds off on all things Trump whenever she’s given the opportunity. Apparently, she describes Don Jr. as her “soul mate,” and she bashes Guilfoyle as “crazy-looking.” At one point, Aubrey even begs Don Jr. to dump Guilfoyle so that the two of them can get back together. Something tells us that won’t be happening anytime soon. For one thing, Guilfoyle has the presidential seal of approval, and it’s been rumored that she and Lil Donnie are quite serious these days. On top of that, Vanessa Trump was pregnant during Don’s time with Aubrey, so you can bet he won’t be re-opening that scandalous chapter from his past with an election fast approaching. But hey, if you believe Aubrey, the Trump political dynasty will soon be coming to an end regardless. “The White House fiasco is about to be over,” she reportedly told MTV. Maybe Aubrey knows something we don’t. Or maybe she’s just planning to transition into a career political pundit once the reality gigs dry up! View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Shuts Down Clothing Boutique: Is She Going Broke?
I have no idea who Hannah Palmer is, but she’s got that instagram girl look that is very popular on instagram, in what I normally assume is an LA sugar baby, with 750,000 followers, despite no one having any idea who she is…the kind of girl who promotes weird Chinese clothing brands, skinny teas, some CBD or Made in China watches…you know the type… I do know what her pussy looks like, and it seems to be a bald pussy, in an era of bush, so you can deduce the kind of girl she is… I also know EATS.CHANNEL on instagram, the geniuses who made this video for their amazing INSTAGRAM account… run by a successful Music Video and TV Commercial director named Chris Applebaum….who directed the Miley Video for the song in his Fourth of July amazingness. META. Big fans over here….. I mean keep bringing the pussy to the internet the way pussy has been presented to us for our entire lives….celebrate hot chicks doing not much else beyond being hot….and guess what it’s not misogynistic, it’s not objectifying, it’s what the good AMERICAN people were brought up on, raised by….it’s no different than what girls spreading their assholes on instagram…they just think it is…not this kind of girl…those evil fun killing feminist girls….but I’ll look at their cunts too cuz this is America. View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 2, 2019 at 11:20am PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 3, 2019 at 5:04pm PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 4, 2019 at 10:43am PDT JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hannah Palmer Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions. I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka…. You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener… This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood….or whatever show she was on and that she became famous because middle of the road dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park….sexualizing her greek anal loving ass… Then she got old but is still in a bikini being sensationa. I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Misbehaving in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Michelle Monaghan …. I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me… But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
View this post on Instagram U ready …… A post shared by Meek Mill (@meekmill) on Jul 3, 2019 at 5:24pm PDT Meek Mill’s Hot Boy Summer is in full effect, it seems. Internet sleuths have determined that he wasn’t alone on his latest beach adventure. He’s been rumored to be boo’d up with fashion designer Milan Harris of Milano Di Rouge. The rumor has gotten so strong that when Meek is out posting the above pics, and she is posting the below pic: View this post on Instagram Til the wheels fall off that's how long you can ride with me @milanodirouge A post shared by Milano Di Rouge (@iammilanrouge) on Jul 3, 2019 at 10:07pm PDT Everyone points to the idea that they are vacationing together. Hey, maybe they are, maybe they aren’t. Whatever the case, she is one baddie and a half. So it’s only right that we give her a good ol’ Hello Summer welcome as only we can. Also, dap Meek if you see him in the street. View this post on Instagram I can wear designer but Milano is the drip @milanodirouge A post shared by Milano Di Rouge (@iammilanrouge) on Jul 4, 2019 at 4:55pm PDT
We probably don’t need to tell you that the goal of reality television is not to perfectly depict reality but to craft a compelling narrative and attract an audience. As a result, the shows we love don’t always provide an accurate depiction of the lives we’re looking in on. And according to Fernanda Flores, the producers of 90 Day Fiance offered viewers a wildly inaccurate portrayal of her brief relationship with Jonathan Rivera. As you likely already know, Jonathan and Fernanda’s breakup was as ugly as they get — and the whole mess is far from over. In fact, last we checked in on him, Rivera was talking about having Flores deported . For now at least, Fernanda is still living in America, and clearly, she’s not about to take Jonathan’s threats lying down. Fernanda Flores Explains 90 Day Fiance Split, Accuses Jonathan of Abuse in Iconic 44-MINUTE Video Flores recently posted a 44-minute video in which she offered her side of the story — and needless to say, the whole thing is not terribly flattering to Jonathan. One of Fernanda and Jonathan’s most memorable spats came early in their season when Fernanda discovered a pair of women’s underwear in one of Jonathan’s drawers. In her video, Fernanda revealed that she actual uncovered several indicators of Jonathan’s promiscuity, and only one of them was featured on the show: “That same week, I found a lot of stuff—not just underwear,” she says in the clip. “Sex toys, pictures, movies and stuff. Dude, you’re supposed to have left your past behind and start fresh with me. I know you’re a single man. I know that you’re older than me…but I wasn’t understanding why,” she explained. “I realized not everything is how it seems.” But Fernanda didn’t spend her entire 44-minute rant focusing on Jonathan’s possible infidelity. No, she also addressed his many other red flags, including the fact that he “likes to drink way too much” and “wasn’t careful with money at all.” “He will make good money but spend,” she stated. “He didn’t want to have a plan. He didn’t want to listen to me and I wasn’t understanding.” At one point, Fernanda alleged that she was “in a really abusive relationship,” citing a specific incident in which Jonathan got physical with her after she accused him of cheating: “I remember me looking through his office and stuff and I found a wrapper of a condom,” Fernanda recalled. “I flipped out. I literally flipped out. I yell at him and I tell him, ‘What the f–k is this?’ I was so mad. “His reaction was grab me from the neck, push me into the wall. ‘That’s not mine. You’re crazy.'” On Monday, Fernanda posted a message to her Instagram page explaining that she was forced to delete the video for legal reasons. She specified that she has not wavered in her stance and will post the video again as soon as she’s able: For his part, Rivera has issued a statement in which he denies Flores’ allegation and reveals that he intends to continue with deportation proceedings. “These allegations are completely false and my attorney will now be handling the situation,” Jonathan said. “Clearly, she will do whatever she has to in order to stay in this country.” We’re guessing this situation will get much worse before it starts to get any better. View Slideshow: Jonathan Rivera: 90 Day Fiance Alum Reveals New Girlfriend!
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