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Joanna Krupa Bottom Feeding Bikini of the Day

The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time… The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach… It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkoski and the Guys Choice Awards Happened of the Day

Emily Ratajkoski brought her overrated bird face and big tits to the Guy’s Choice Awards, which are basically some bullshit marketing stunt to generate revenue for whoever the fuck puts them on, and that celebrate nonsense for no reason other than that the person was able to attend the event or more importantly, their tits get hits and having them part of their bullshit is good for business…and in Emrata’s case, any media coverage is good for her, since she’s faded into obscurity, her internet fame still in existent but hardly as relevant as she was this time last year…let’s hope she made millions so she can ride those 5 minutes for the rest of her life, or maybe we should hope she made nothing so that she turns to porn. I don’t hate her or her fake everything, I just don’t think she’s a good person, but rather an entitled cunt who was given all her dreams and forgets people along the way, because cunts feel as though they deserve any and all fame they may get… The whole thing is silly, but not as silly as the guy’s choice awards….as a concept and I’m sure as a show to watch on TV…a total waste of time…and remember watching anything called “guy choice” makes you a gay… #450324894 / gettyimages.com #450269106 / gettyimages.com #450254168 / gettyimages.com #450254264 / gettyimages.com There were other hookers there…so TO SEE ALL THE GUY’S CHOICE AWARDS PICS CLICK HERE

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Lupita Nyong’o in a Bikini of the DAy

You may remember Lupita Nyong’o as the pretty much a brand new star who came out of nowhere, not that Africa is no where, it is actually where civilization began, but in terms of Hollywood, she was a nobody, won an Oscar and is now making money, getting jobs, is a n it girl and is in Hawaii getting paparazzi-ed… And she’s being pretty funny about it – this was her caption to the above pic: The paparazzi: They got me good!!! #FirstPapStakeout #ZoomLensesSuitableForHorrorFilms She pulled a First World Problems hashtag, while being from the third world, making the whole thing that much funnier, even though her life in Africa was probably far more luxurious than any middle of America trailer park your racist ass is from…not that I know anything about that, I live in my own third world hell, but I’m not racist, because I stare at black people in bikinis as much as I stare at white people in bikinis, even though statistically more white people go to the beach, since black people don’t swim… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Phil Varones’ Swinging in Kentucky Exclusive Trailer of the Day

My GOOD friends over at VIVID.com offered me a trailer from their new sex tape with sex addict, rockstar and real life swinger, who has DONE THIS BEFORE …Phil Varone! I’ve done A 10 QUESTIONS WITH PHIL VARONE interview before…but seeing him bang regular, real, non porn girls on video is far more entertaining! Here is the press release: Varone, a veteran swinger for more than 20 years, flies around the U.S. looking for swingers to star in his wildly popular movies. “I like to cast real swingers who are recommended by other swingers, since chemistry is most important when we film a large group,” Varone says. In his new Kentucky Old Glory movie three couples plus one single female and one unattached male (Varone) show us that Kentucky has some of the hottest and naughtiest swingers in the country. “Maybe it’s the humid, subtropical climate of a state where the temperature gets up to 114 degrees that increases the urge to merge,” says Varone. “This group explores orgies, sex trains and so much more that I think it’s a good idea for viewers to hydrate before watching this wild ride.” For the first time in any of his swinging movies, Varone and one of the husbands build a “glory hole,” which he portrays in the tradition of “This Old House,” so that viewers would find it easy to build their own. “Kentucky Old Glory is the epitome of what being in the swinging lifestyle is about. Great friends, great times and great respect for the lifestyle,” Varone adds. “We’re obviously having such a good time that we know that viewers will too.” Sounds AWESOME, RIGHT…and I have the hardcore trailer…thanks to VIVID TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW OBVSIOUSLY) CLICK HERE

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31 Year Old Who Only Fucks Old People and Other Videos of the Day

Guy on a Bike of the Day Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphoby Psy featuring Snoop is the Next Song You Will Want to Kill Yourself Everytime You Hear Elevator Ride of the Day The Woman who walks into a Pillar This woman doesn’t like when guys take pictures on the beach…I think it could be fake…as she Assaults him.. Idiot VS Wheelbarrow Road Rage of the Day

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Kellie Pickler’s Funbags Are Winners

The 2014 CMT Music Awards were held last night and Kelly Pickler decided to bring her two big talents with her. If there was an award for “Best Country Funbags” Kellie would definitely win. No contest.

Abigail Clancy In A Sexy Black Swimsuit

As you guys know, I love Abigail Clancy . Here she is once again at the beach in a sexy black swimsuit. I dig it, but I’m concerned about Abbey’s tan-lines. Even though that swimsuit is top notch, I have a feeling that when she looks at her perfect naked little body in the mirror today, she will not like what she sees. What am I saying? Abbey could have purple, pink and green dots all over her body and still be hot.

BEAUTIFUL NEWS: Teen Rapper Battling Cancer Lands Sony Record Deal

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Nothing is impossible and West Palm Beach teen rapper Jeff Mortimer is living proof! The 19-year-old wordsmith was diagnosed with spindle cell sarcoma, a deadly…

BEAUTIFUL NEWS: Teen Rapper Battling Cancer Lands Sony Record Deal

Katherine McPhee in Mexico of the Day

Before you ask yourself who the fuck Katherine McPhee is…click on these pictures of her in her bikini in Mexico…pictures she didn’t put on her social media, but that she tipped the paparazzi off on because that’s the classy way to get attention to yourself, you know by not being so obvious about the shit HERE Now will see what a recently single, soon to be Divorcee, looks like on her pilgrimage to let out all those repressed feelings she has thanks to a six year marriage…all half naked on the beach, getting drunk, like a scene in Sex and the City the Divorcee years… I’ve seen Divorcee’s in action, and they are fucking terrors, more so when their husbands have new girlfriends, but terrors none the less. The live out there youth they threw away for marriage…via their vagina…especially when they have fit enough bodies and aren’t too old to throw in the fucking towel… I’ve had sex with Divorcee’s in action, because they have little to no standards, want nothing out of you, no relationship and if kids are in the mix, no fucking way you’ll be let in…which is amazing. But more importantly, they and are usually drunk…very drunk…and just want their void filled So knowing who Katherine McPhee is…an American Idol contestant…is less important than knowing what she is…a divorcee.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Pedro Pascal on Oberyn Martell’s Funeral: Beach Orgy! Lannisters on Fire!

In case you’re a GoT fan who somehow hasn’t heard by now, Oberyn Martell died in such grisly fashion on Sunday’s episode that he earned a spot near the top of out list of most gruesome Game of Thrones deaths . But as we try to move on from Oberyn’s ugly demise (and it won’t be easy), let’s celebrate the Red Viper’s lavish life as actor Pedro Pascal imagines the Dornish prince’s decadent funeral (we’re guessing it’ll be closed casket): Pedro Pascal Talks Oberyn Martell Funeral Things start serenely enough, “It would have to be a celebration,” says Pedro. “We’re on the beach…whatever the Bahamas, Carribean region of Westeros is. There’s a bonfire. Nobody can wear black. You can only wear black if it’s a bikini or a Speedo.” Having had several months since his casting to contemplate Oberyn’s demise, Pedro spares no detail: “There’s tons of foods. Some really good Tex-Mex…No priests! There will be an MC; there will be a DJ…the DJ’s name will be DJ Sunspear” Then, this a being a funeral in Westeros, things start to get ugly: “I’m thrown into this enormous bonfire,” says Pascal. “Everyone around the bonfire can start pleasuring themselves and having an orgy.” “I think I left out an important detail: Lannisters would definitely be invited…then those b*tches get thrown in the fire with me. I get to slay them in the afterlife.” At least he hasn’t lost his fighting spirit. If only there could be an Oberyn vs. Gregor Clegane round 2. We’re sure Oberyn would play it a little safer the second time around. Rest in peace, Viper.  Watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic to see the epic life that led up to the awesome funeral. Then go buy a set of turntables and call dibs on the name DJ Sunspear.  9 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths 1. Viserys Gets Crowned Viserys was up there with King Joffrey in terms of douchebags we loved to hate. Even so, his death by molten gold is tough to watch.

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