I don’t’ watch Game of Thrones, but apparently everyone else in the fucking world does…because you are all drone losers with shitty lives who need to turn to a television show for distraction, purpose, and something to talk about…I mean if you didn’t watch Game of Thrones what would your FB status update be every fucking Monday…and if you missed Game of Thrones you could always just complain at all the people on FB who spoiled it for you… The point is that I encourage mass mentality, because I think when programmed by the right person, good things will happen…like mass destruction.. I also encourage any TV show with Nudity that is making other TV shows do nudity, because for someone who has always been too “racy” for the mainstream, this porno generation is catching up with me and I like it.. Her name is Nathalie Emmanuel…and her tits are tits on TV, that prior to this may have been tits in the porno…and right now are tits on my site…fascinating… TO SEE MORE CABLE NUDITY CLICK HERE
Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance… In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay… But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….
Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance… In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay… But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….
Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com
Whole lotta lovin ‘ Gabi Gregg And Other Plus-Sized Models Pose For Bikini Calendar Via DailyMail Plus-size supermodel Robyn Lawley is joined by a cast of curvy women in a new swimwear calendar that hits back at society’s obsession with super-slim summer bodies. Jada Sezer, Shareefa J and plus-size fashion blogger Gabi Gregg joined Miss Lawley on the picturesque Turks and Caicos islands where they were photographed in a range of beach gear – even posing topless in one shot that echoed the pose that covered this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Swimsuits For All – the plus-size e-tailer behind the calendar – said that it wanted to capture ‘confident, sexy women with varying body types to highlight the beauty in all women.’ Making it accessible to all, the digital calendar is available for free on the Swimsuits For All website. The images used for each month show the women looking happy and relaxed as they display their curves in retro-inspired tankinis, neon-colored bikinis and classic black swimsuits. In a behind-the-scenes video from the shoot, Miss Lawley, 24 – who is a U.S. size 14 and 6ft 2in tall – reveals that she always struggled to find a swimsuit that fitted her frame growing up. Instead, she would resort to wearing underwear at the beach. Meanwhile, 27-year-old plus-size blogger Gabi Gregg – a U.S. size 18 – tells viewers that she took part in the Swimsuits For All initiative to promote a more positive body image. ‘I think it’s sad that the representatives of women in mainstream culture are usually so small because we have such a diversity of sizes in the real world,’ she said. ‘What I think that happens is that so many women see those girls and they think they have to look like them and I know that plus-size models and bloggers like myself are really helping change that.’ Flip it on over to see more of these beautiful bikini-clad ladies in all their glory. Images via SwimsuitsForAll
Good news: looks like somebody out there was listening yesterday when I asked the paps to keep us updated on Eliza Doolittle ‘s bikini show, because here she is showing off that sweet body of hers at the beach again. I’m starting to notice a couple tan lines on her though, so if Eliza wants to get rid of those, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and use my backyard. It’s totally 100% private, and I’ll even give her a cut of the streaming pay-per-view profits. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Here’s Bella Thorne at the beach taking either a picture of the paparazzi taking pictures of her, or the world’s most boring bikini selfie. But it does make me wonder what it’s like to be a pap working the famous 16-year-olds in bikinis beat. Their parents must be so proud. Says the blogger living in his mom’s basement. Yeah, I’m aware of the irony. Now shut up and move it along before I give your IP address to Chris Hansen. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s Bella Thorne at the beach taking either a picture of the paparazzi taking pictures of her, or the world’s most boring bikini selfie. But it does make me wonder what it’s like to be a pap working the famous 16-year-olds in bikinis beat. Their parents must be so proud. Says the blogger living in his mom’s basement. Yeah, I’m aware of the irony. Now shut up and move it along before I give your IP address to Chris Hansen. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Eliza Doolittle , or why she’s famous or anything, but the good news is I think I’ve still managed to figure out why she’s worthy of the paparazzi’s attention. See, here she is at the beach in Miami, and with a bikini body this nice, I think we should make sure there’s a camera following Eliza 24/7. I’m even willing to contribute to the cause to help make that happen. So, how many more bikini shots can $5 and a fistful of McDonald’s coupons get? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Bill Murray was caught on camera, probably drunk, on some dude’s bachelor party….where he put on a little show, because I guess that’s what he does… Jim Carrey did a commencement speech that is going viral – I can’t really figure out what he’s saying but I figure… Who cares…
