I am sure I posted the behind the scenes paparazzi pics of this movie, because I remember seeing them, but feel a little uninterested in looking for Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton on the beach, but I don’t mind posting the edited footage of Kate Upton’s tits on the beach, not because I like her awkward shitty ass body and shitty acting….or even because I like her tits…but because you do…and I’m accommodating like that…I mean if anything this is a massive fucking Judd Apatow joke…thanks to an Sports Illustrated swimsuit joke….the worst….but tits…sloppy or not…are tits…
Usually whenever we see a cougar/wannabe celeb like Danielle Vasinova posing at the beach, it’s for some set of staged bikini “candids,” where they pretend they’re totally surprised the paparazzi showed up. I never understood that. Why not just make it a real photoshoot and take some actually good pictures? So wannabe or not, Danielle deserves some kudos for not playing that dumb game. And also for that rocking cougar body. I’d be up for some private time under the pier with that. And I might just invite the paparazzi myself, to photograph it for posterity. Photos: WENN.com
Jenelle Evans made the bombshell claim on the just-released Teen Mom 2 trailer that she was planning to get an abortion … but did she go through with it? The reality star, of course, is pregnant with her second child right now (with Nathan Griffith), but she was also expecting a baby a year ago now. It was that pregnancy, according to Radar , that Jenelle is discussing in the Teen Mom 2 trailer below, and in terms that sound less than excited: Teen Mom 2 Trailer: Season 5 “It would be selfish to Jace if I had another child,” the 21-year-old says in the clip before proclaiming, “I decided that I am going to get an abortion.” Her then-husband Courtland Rogers (to whom she’s still technically married) was the father of that child, which was lost in a miscarriage in February. Or was it? “She had just started dating Nathan [Griffith],” a source explained and said that Jenelle had an abortion in early summer, when Courtland was in jail. Following their April arrest for possession of heroin, he was locked up longer than she was, and her friend Taylor Lewis says she ended the pregnancy. While the promo shows her talking to Taylor (strangely, the baby mama of Courtland’s daughter JaJa) as if it hadn’t happened yet, Radar says it had. The gossip site’s source said that the production company filmed the scene at the beach talking about the abortion after it had already taken place . “It was made to look like it hadn’t happened yet, but it already had. Jenelle got the abortion right after she started dating Nate,” says the insider. Jenelle is currently pregnant with Griffith (above), and despite getting arrested for swearing in public after a fight with him, she’s keeping this one. At least we think so. A lot can happen in a short amount of time for Jenelle. As for Teen Mom 2 Season 5, it premieres Tuesday, January 21 on MTV.
Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating… But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
On Wednesday’s episode of South Park, one character referred to Kim Kardashian as a phony who “who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves.” And sources tell The New York Post that the latest issue of Us Weeky, which features new Kardashian bikini photos , is a prime example of this manipulation. Kim Kardashian, Bikini Cover Us Weekly Following the release of the cover, Kardashian told Extra that she has not actually seen it and the photos in question were snapped when she and “some friends were on the beach,” adding that they ran inside “when they saw the paparazzi.” Simply put, this is BS. Insiders confirm to Page Six that a photo agency took the shots of Kim in secret and that she had the company airbrush them to oblivion. She wanted to look slimmer and a lot more toned. Moreover, Kardashian gave personal approval to each image before bidding was opened up to various magazine. Us Weekly won and paid around $100,000 for the spread, with half that fee going into Kim’s pocket. This is a pretty typical arrangement for celebrities. Many of them strikes a deal with the paparazzi and split the payment for supposedly candid pictures. So why would Kim lie about it? Why not just say she wanted to show off her bikini body six months after giving birth? Or why not just say nothing at all? Who knows. This is the same woman who claims she played no role in the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape , so perhaps the real question should be: Why does anyone ever believe anything Kim says in the first place?
Justin Bieber and his entourage were detained at the Brisbane, Australia airport by agents who found weed on one of his pals, according to reports. A security check by customs agents turned up an unknown amount of pot on a 23-year-old in Justin’s entourage. The suspect was fined and released. The incident took place late last month, according to TMZ. Interestingly, Australian Federal Police say that a 19-year-old was detained and released after getting a stern warning for using “inappropriate language.” The young man reportedly swore at the officers. Hmm. Sources close to the incident claim that the troubled pop superstar, lover of Brazilian porn stars and ex-boyfriend of Selena Gomez was in fact that man. As for the stoner, sources close to Justin say he also had a disposable vaporizer – an electronic device to smoke marijuana – with residue in it. An attorney for the suspect appeared in court to pay the fine on his behalf in what was yet another incident in a tour full of notable run-ins and altercations. His bodyguard was arrested last month in Hawaii after allegedly attacking a photographer on the beach, and caught attacking a shutterbug in Sydney. Bieber also boned Tati Neves and possibly other hookers / strippers during his whirlwind tour of Brazil, and was famously filmed sleeping it all off. Rock n’ roll.
Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them…. Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Must be nice. King Bey shared more photos of her bangin bawwdy, this time from a family vacay in Costa Rica. We’re trying to see if we can we get Bey to take us on the next trip to paradise. Hit the flip for more pics of Bey and the fam having fun in the sun.
Here’s my old Twitter buddy Cara Santana at the beach in Mexico with her lady friend/fiancée. Is it me or does Cara’s fiancée need a serious boob wax? Anyway, it has been a while since Cara and I talked on Twitter, but that’s what usually happens after fame gets to a woman’s head: they ditch me. But luckily for me, there’s always new blood waiting for some Tuna attention. No hard feelings Cara, I still love you.
It feels like every day I’m doing a post on Nina Agdal . I’m pretty sure that she’ll be SI’s swimsuit cover model this year. The only real competition she has is Emily Ratajkowski, but I feel that Emily may be a little too risqué for such classy publication. Anyway, here’s Nina at the beach working it good for Accessorize. There’s not much else for me to say that I haven’t said before so enjoy the pics.
