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Jennifer Lawrence: I Haven’t Had Sex in So Long My Hymen Grew Back!

Jennifer Lawrence is currently making the media rounds to promote the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 , which means she’s offering even more charmingly quirky remarks to the press than usual. Lawrence’s interview with Vogue has already proven to be a treasure trove of quotable weirdness, and that was before the release of a new excerpt in which J-Law discusses her nonexistent sex life and magical lady parts: “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Jen tells the magazine, while conducting a tour of her house. “Literally zero magic has happened in here…Cheers to my hymen growing back!” Yes, it’s hard to believe that a woman who can fit dozens of marshmallows in her mouth would ever find herself without a date, but apparently Jen’s gone so long without gettin’ any that the lack of activity is having a Benjamin Button-like effect on her vadge. Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old actress addresses the topic of those nude Jennifer Lawrence photos that spread across the Internet like wildfire with boobs in August of 2014. “Have you seen me naked?” she asks her interviewer.  The guy either didn’t answer or didn’t print his response, but considering there was a brief period last year when you couldn’t open a laptop without a naked J-Law judging you with her eyes, we don’t think she needs to ask anyone else that question. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

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Jennifer Lawrence: I Haven’t Had Sex in So Long My Hymen Grew Back!

Jennifer Lawrence is currently making the media rounds to promote the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 , which means she’s offering even more charmingly quirky remarks to the press than usual. Lawrence’s interview with Vogue has already proven to be a treasure trove of quotable weirdness, and that was before the release of a new excerpt in which J-Law discusses her nonexistent sex life and magical lady parts: “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Jen tells the magazine, while conducting a tour of her house. “Literally zero magic has happened in here…Cheers to my hymen growing back!” Yes, it’s hard to believe that a woman who can fit dozens of marshmallows in her mouth would ever find herself without a date, but apparently Jen’s gone so long without gettin’ any that the lack of activity is having a Benjamin Button-like effect on her vadge. Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old actress addresses the topic of those nude Jennifer Lawrence photos that spread across the Internet like wildfire with boobs in August of 2014. “Have you seen me naked?” she asks her interviewer.  The guy either didn’t answer or didn’t print his response, but considering there was a brief period last year when you couldn’t open a laptop without a naked J-Law judging you with her eyes, we don’t think she needs to ask anyone else that question. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

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Justin Bieber Detained in Australian Airport, Customs Agents Find Weed on Pal

Justin Bieber and his entourage were detained at the Brisbane, Australia airport by agents who found weed on one of his pals, according to reports. A security check by customs agents turned up an unknown amount of pot on a 23-year-old in Justin’s entourage. The suspect was fined and released. The incident took place late last month, according to TMZ. Interestingly, Australian Federal Police say that a 19-year-old was detained and released after getting a stern warning for using “inappropriate language.” The young man reportedly swore at the officers. Hmm. Sources close to the incident claim that the troubled pop superstar, lover of Brazilian porn stars and ex-boyfriend of Selena Gomez was in fact that man. As for the stoner, sources close to Justin say he also had a disposable vaporizer – an electronic device to smoke marijuana – with residue in it. An attorney for the suspect appeared in court to pay the fine on his behalf in what was yet another incident in a tour full of notable run-ins and altercations. His bodyguard was arrested last month in Hawaii after allegedly attacking a photographer on the beach, and caught attacking a shutterbug in Sydney. Bieber also boned Tati Neves and possibly other hookers / strippers during his whirlwind tour of Brazil, and was famously filmed sleeping it all off. Rock n’ roll.

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Bruce Jenner: What Does He Know?! Will He Ruin Kris Jenner?!

This year’s Kardashian Christmas card , arguably the family’s most bizarre and definitely their most expensive yet, is telling for a number of reasons. Yes, Kim Kardashian is front and center and Kendall Jenner appears to be in the process of being groomed to take Kim’s place under Kris’ emperorship. But the most notable image of all? Bruce Jenner actually showup up for the shoot, but being shoved in the corner, locked in a glass tube and fighting to escape. Some photos really are worth a thousand words. It’s been an embarrassing year for the long-suffering patriarch, now a shell of his former self. And the humiliation he’s endured could cost Kris. “If Bruce Jenner opens up about all of the dirt he has on Kris, he could easily get a book advance of $15 million,” a publishing insider tells In Touch. Adds a Kardashian family friend, apparently worried: “All of her secrets would come out and she’d be completely destroyed. Bruce knows everything.” Yes … but what? And would he really tell all? Given that this is Bruce Jenner, probably not. He just likes to race cars, play golf, hang with his kids, and not be nagged. All in all, a super dude. You can criticize him for a lot of things, but being vindictive or vengeful is just not in his nature. That’s why he took Kris’ crap for so many years. Also, what would he possibly say that we don’t know, or that would damage her? That she staged / hawked the Kim Kardashian sex tape herself? Even that wouldn’t surprise anyone, or damage the brand. It’s like the Empire at this point, just without the obvious weakness in the Death Star. Or someone willing / interested in taking it on. Bruce is not going to use the Force for anything more than shaving a few strokes off his golf handicap. We’d pay to read his nonexistent tell-all, though. That’s for sure. If he even loses $15 million from his vast fortune, maybe he’ll consider it then …

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Victoria Justice Is Red Hot

I can’t believe I forgot to post these pictures of Victoria Justice the other day, what was I thinking? I’m sorry princess, I hope this doesn’t affect our nonexistent internet relationship in any way. Here she is at some sort of party over the weekend looking cute in her fake fur and red pants. Not exactly a very revealing outfit, I guess she’s mad at me, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this hottie.