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In Crazy White Folks News Amanda “Attention Slorin’” Bynes Lunges At Man Who Tried To Take A Picture Of Her

Amanda should be glad anybody wants to take a pic of her fugly azz. Amanda Bynes Lunges At Man What needs to happen is somebody needs to slap this hoe’s phucked up weave right off her head. Beyotch you’re not relevant anymore. According to The NY Post Amanda Bynes lunged at a man she believed took a picture of her in the lobby of Atlantic City casino Revel. Continuing her bizarre streak over the weekend, the former Nickelodeon child star chased Bobby Cohen around the lobby of the casino on Friday, demanding he hand over his iPhone. Bobby, 56, a recruitment expert from Long Island, was there celebrating Father’s Day weekend with his son Brett when they randomly bumped into the actress wearing her trademark platinum wig and huge black sunglasses. Brett, 22, a TV producer and comedian from Long Beach, said, “She ran into the lobby alone looking totally frazzled with a load of shopping bags and a bag to carry a dog. She tried to get into the elevator, but then came out again, so my dad thought he’d try and take a picture. “Amanda saw him and lunged at Dad trying to grab the phone, saying, ‘Sir, you can’t take a picture of me, give me the phone.’ She kept saying it over and over again until she was screaming. “My dad tried to walk away slowly, but she started following him, chasing him around the lobby, saying, ‘I need to see your phone now,’ she wanted to grab his phone and delete the picture. Finally, security stepped in and we managed to get away from her. “Amanda seemed pretty freaked out and flustered. What she didn’t know was that Dad didn’t even get a picture of her, he missed and took a picture of the floor.” The frazzled starlet was also spotted at Revel on Saturday night playing the slot machines accompanied by a white dog and wearing a dress with the security tags still attached. She continued with her bizarre tweets: “If you’re not hot, I don’t care about you.” And even more puzzling, “You get turned on, but what you are not by what you’re not.” Meanwhile, she reportedly claims her bizarre behavior is all an act. “All this has been an act and you know it!” Bynes allegedly texted a friend. “I am an actress, and know what I am doing . . . I got to 2 million followers, and now everyone wants me,” Bynes added. “I am smart and not stupid. Everyone mentions my name. The world loves me!” Ever since Amanda had some of that Kid Cudi peen, she has never been the same. We feel bad for her. Watching her is like watching a baby cry for attention. Get it together.

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Cameron Diaz is Insecure Next to Kate Upton of the Day

When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck. It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is… You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF CAMERON DIAZ AND KATE UPTON ON SET FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on model Karrueche Tran before, but it looks like she’s figured out the best way to get my attention: put on a bikini and head to the beach. Works every time. After looking her up, I found out that Karrueche dated that douche Chris Brown after Rihanna , which means in addition to a solid bikini body, she’s also got some pretty bad judgement. Sounds like we’re made for each other. Quick, somebody get me her number before some other degenerate finds it. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Some Sunday Cakes: Serena Williams Flosses Diesel Baawwwddyy While Splashing It Up With Friends In Miami [Photos]

Here is the ultimate tennis champion of the world and number one stunna herself , Serena Williams, relaxing with some friends and family on the beach in Miami. A well-deserved vacation for ‘Rena…hit the flip to check out more pics of her diesel bawwdddyyyy! Continue reading

Eddie Murphy’s Daughters In Bikinis

Here’s Eddie Murphy’s daughters Shayne Murphy and Bria Murphy looking surprisingly hot at the beach. Bria’s the older one, and apparently she’s looking to become a Victoria’s Secret model. Judging from these bikini pictures, I’d say she’s got a shot. But on the off chance that dream doesn’t pan out, she’s more than welcome to come model for the Tuna. I’d even let her bring Shayne along. I’m big on hot sisters family values, they’re very important to me. » view all 13 photos

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Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures

Man, it’s like Eddie Murphy Day here at Hollywood Tuna. First we had his hot daughters in bikinis , now here’s his hot girlfriend Paige Butcher at the beach. And if you couldn’t tell from how awesome her body looks in that bikini, she’s a model. It’s funny, going off Eddie’s movies, I always figured his family was just him in different fat suits. Clearly he should’ve been making movies about his real family all along though. It’s all about giving the people what they want, and right now, I want to see more of Paige. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Jessica Alba Is My MILF Choice

2013 will be remembered as Jessica Alba ‘s hotness comeback year. Finally, she is done making babies and back to working that body at the beach and celebrity events. Here she is at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards busting out of a tight yellow dress. If Jessica keeps this up, she may become “Hollywood Tuna’s MILF of the Year”.

Isabeli Fontana Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana is modelling bathing suits, and unlike most Brazilan models, at least the ones I’ve met, she doesn’t have a dick. You know, since Brazil is the hub of lady boys and trannies, the gateway for people like Anderson Cooper to dabble with homosexuality, you know to dip his toe in first, before being full fledged, cuz it’s not quite gay if she’s got tits with her dick… I PREFER SEEING HER TOPLESS cuz that’s what these fashion models are meant to be doing….but bikinis work…I mean anything to help me imagine them naked…is good enough for me…but then again a plastic bag filled with expired meat is good enough for me to imagine fucking…but that’s probably cuz it smells like my wife’s cunt…feels like home.

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Meagan Camper Bikini Pictures

Here’s model and confirmed hottie Meagan Camper rocking a bikini at the beach, and before you guys send me angry emails, I apologize for Pete Wentz and his kid being in the shots too. There’s nothing I could do about it, apparently they came together. I just don’t understand how a chick this hot would date a single dad who’s ugly and plays for a rock band that sucked, and is now completely forgotten and irrelevant. Someone must have daddy issues. In which case, I still don’t understand why she didn’t pick me instead. Some losers have all the luck. Photos: Fameflynet

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Desiree Hartsock Bikini Pictures

If I wanted to see 20 drunk losers fight over one cute girl, I’d just go to the bar, so I don’t watch The Bachelorette . But I am pretty impressed with their choice for this season: Desiree Hartsock . Here she is at the beach in a bikini, looking like she could use somebody to come rub sunscreen on her. And as long as I don’t have to share her with anyone else, I’d be more than happy to give her a hand. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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