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Miley Cyrus in Tight White Pants of the Day

Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus. I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself. Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in…. But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out. I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock. I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck. So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning… TO SEE HER IN A RED BIKINI IN MALIBU FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Mel B Gives a Champagne Facial of the Day

Champagne Facials are an amazing and highly popular trend that Mel B is probably too old to be participating in…. But the one very valuable lesson I have learned from my trip to Florida, is that old ladies like to have fun, especially when they are recently divorced and living off their rich husband’s alimony and child support and spend a lot of time tanning, wearing bikinis and working out. I’m talking seeing moms and daughters at the beach, in matching bikinis, almost equally hot, only to hit the bar at the end of the day, to get wasted together, collectively looking for cock. I mean the kind of women who would mud wrestle or wet t-shirt if the option was there, because really, we only live once, who gives a fuck. So today, seeing Mel B holding on with Champagne facials, in a bikini, has a whole new meaning… TO SEE HER IN A RED BIKINI IN MALIBU FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini for her Birthday of the Day

Bar Refaeli has falling off. Here she is celebrating her birthday for social media looking like she’s another year older, because not all girls are made equally and that applies to models to. You see, there are some, like Cindy Crawford and Helena Christensen who just rock through their 50s, and still have that look that can stop a motherfucker in their tracks, thinking to themselves, what the fuck, they really make women like this, I thought it was a lie… While there are others, like Bar Refaeli, who had a good run, made good money, but it’s time to quit the gym, take on the hard drinking, eating and cocaine, because in Israel, she’ll always been Bar Refaeli, even when she turns into an old, fat Jewish Bubby. The good news, if you care about Bar Refaeli and her A-List hooking, is that despite looking a little soft in the mid-line, she’s still Bar Refaeli, and has always been overhyped and a little oversized, so these bikini pics, probably won’t offend you as much as they offend me. I guess I have high expectations for Bikini models I don’t pay to model bikinis, but sit on the side lines and judge in their bikinis, cuz being on the beach all day yesterday, I realize, there’s girls who aren’t models, with better bodies than the models you all lust after. Explain that.

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Kristin Cavallari Staged Post Baby Bikini Ass of the Day

Kristin Cavallari may be a nobody, but a few years ago, she was best known for being on a hit MTV show called Laguna Beach that gave her an ego, and made her think that since she staged reality so well, she could be an actress, and turned down the spinoff, which was an even bigger hit that her show, called the HILLS, but in her mind, it was ok, she was a star and was going to get movie work, without realizing that no one respects reality stars, only to crawl back to the spinoff the last season, hell she needed to make money to pay her rent and lavish lifestyle from when she was a TV Star, only to get cancelled…..pregnant and now posing on the beach in a bikini in staged post pregnancy pics I assume are for US Weekly, because they are the only ones who would care about this…. Now that you know the history of Kristin Cavallari, you can stare at her mom ass, that is actually not offensive at all, in fact, as much as I hate admitting it, because she’s such a vapid twat, I kinda like it, but in my defence, I like all asses in bikinis, even the scary ones. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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McDonald’s CEO Insists: We Don’t Sell Junk Food

During McDonald’s annual shareholders meeting last week, CEO Don Thompson found himself forced to defend the company’s menu options. To a nine-year old girl. Asked why the global chain didn’t offer more healthy recipes and items, Thompson responded to the inquisitive young lady by saying the restaurant isn’t as bad for you as many seem to believe. “We don’t sell junk food,” Thompson said. “My kids also eat McDonald’s… We serve a lot of foods and veggies at McDonald’s and are trying to sell even more with the apples that we introduced into the Happy Meal.” During the same gathering, Thompson was asked by a doctor to stop marketing to children, which led to another defense from the CEO. “We provide high quality food. We always have; it’s real beef, it’s real chicken, it’s real tomatoes, real lettuce, real fruit, real smoothies, real dairy, real eggs, and we do it in a way that is also affordable,” he said. Do you agree with this assessment? Does McDonald’s sell junk food?   Yes, of course D’uh! What else would you call it?!? View Poll »

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Grumpy Cat Movie: Actually in the Works!

In news that ought to put a smile on everyone’s face – except for the star himself – a Grump Cat movie is reportedly in the works. No, really! The film would turn this Internet legend into a Garfield-like big screen character, according to Deadline, giving Grumpy the power of speech and packaging him as the anchor of a family comedy. Grump Cat won the Meme of the Year at the 2013 Webby Awards and was also named the most influential cat of 2012 by MSNBC. He has posted in photos with Ian Somerhalder and been imitated by Alison Brie . We doubt we need to even ask, but: Would you see a Grumpy Cat movie?

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Farrah Abraham on Sex Tape: So Much More Than Anal!

Don’t let the name fool you Yes, the Farrah Abraham sex tape is titled “Backdoor Teen Mom,” but this amateur porn actress makes it clear in a new interview with The Broward Palm Beach New Times : “It was more than anal sex.” In related news: apparently Farrah Abraham gave an interview to The Broward Palm Beach New Times ?!? The young mother also took a few moment to once again diss co-star James Deen , telling the newspaper he was only a gentle lover because she forced him to be. “I think in life he has more of an anger issue, which makes him not so gentle,” Farrah said. Abraham added that she would not sleep with Deen again. Nor is she interested in banging Justin Bieber on screen (really, she was asked that question). “I’m not interested in any other public figures in entertainment to get physical with, but wish them all the best on their love life,” Abraham told the newspaper. Farrah Abraham Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom is available for purchase now.

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Paris Hilton’s Lame Swimsuit Pictures

What kind of swimsuit is this? And what is Paris Hilton hiding? I don’t do many post on Paris because I can’t stand her, but if she goes to the beach and puts on a swimsuit, she better at least try to impress us with some skin. Honestly, who goes to a beach with a swim-dress? I didn’t even know those existed. Anyway, sorry for wasting your time, obviously there’s nothing to see here. Let’s move along.