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Nicole Murphy Bikini Pictures

If you’re a fan of busty no-name MILFs in bikinis, you’re in luck with these shots. And if you’re not, what are you doing reading this site? Anyway, here’s VH1′s Hollywood Exes reality “star” Nicole Murphy paddleboarding at the beach. Which is weird, because after seeing these pictures, it looks like it’d be way more fun to go motorboating with her instead. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot. The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….

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Leighton Meester’s New Role Is A Hipster Doofus

I’m pretty torn over these pictures of Leighton Meester filming her new movie Life Partner at the Long Beach Gay Pride Parade. See, I like Leighton, but I hate hipsters, and between the suspenders and rainbow tights, it looks like she’s playing the most annoying one I’ve ever seen. Luckily, I’m distracted enough by Leighton’s booty to let it slide for now, but I can’t wait until she’s done this movie and gets back to being the kind of hipster I do like: the ones that wear tight leggings and see-through tank tops. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Leighton Meester Gets Oral Leighton Meester Gives Us A View Photos: Fameflynet

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Leighton Meester’s New Role Is A Hipster Doofus

I’m pretty torn over these pictures of Leighton Meester filming her new movie Life Partner at the Long Beach Gay Pride Parade. See, I like Leighton, but I hate hipsters, and between the suspenders and rainbow tights, it looks like she’s playing the most annoying one I’ve ever seen. Luckily, I’m distracted enough by Leighton’s booty to let it slide for now, but I can’t wait until she’s done this movie and gets back to being the kind of hipster I do like: the ones that wear tight leggings and see-through tank tops. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Leighton Meester Gets Oral Leighton Meester Gives Us A View Photos: Fameflynet

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Hangout Festival Takes The Party Offstage In Seven Best Moments

From celebrity photobombing to big, wet shrimp kisses, some of the best action at this weekend’s fest was on the beach. By Mike Ayers

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Vinny Guadagnino, Chrissy Teigen, Dillon Francis Join MTV As Hangout Fest Correspondents!

iJustine and Miss Alabama USA Katherine Webb also joining MTV, VH1 and CMT on the beach at Hangout 2013. By James Montgomery

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Hangout Festival: Get Ready For Fun, Fun, Fun In The Sun

With a gorgeous set-up on the beach, Hangout promises three days of sand jams from Macklemore, Kings of Leon and Kendrick Lamar. By Gil Kaufman

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Hangout Festival: Get Ready For Fun, Fun, Fun In The Sun

With a gorgeous set-up on the beach, Hangout promises three days of sand jams from Macklemore, Kings of Leon and Kendrick Lamar. By Gil Kaufman

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Keira Knightley’s Bikini for her Honeymoon of the Day

Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared. I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive….. So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see. Enjoy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there…. So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court…. But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt…. Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.

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