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Vanessa Hudgens’ Wardrobe Malfunction

I hate hipster chicks! So when I saw these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens having a wardrobe malfunction, I could only sit back and laugh. Not that I mind getting a sneak peek of her blue panties, but that’s what you get for looking like an idiot. Anyway, I hope Vanessa has learned a valuable lesson and will finally buy some proper clothes! God knows she can afford it.

Vanessa Hudgens’ Wardrobe Malfunction

I hate hipster chicks! So when I saw these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens having a wardrobe malfunction, I could only sit back and laugh. Not that I mind getting a sneak peek of her blue panties, but that’s what you get for looking like an idiot. Anyway, I hope Vanessa has learned a valuable lesson and will finally buy some proper clothes! God knows she can afford it.

Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Going To Explode

The only good thing about a woman having a baby is that their breasts swell up and since Holly Madison has fake boobs they are now ridiculously HUGE! And I love it! Here they are exploding out of her dress at the 2013 Tao Beach season grand opening. Speaking of explosions, Holly is causing me to have a serious pant fire. Quick someone get the fire extinguisher or some Vaseline before I hurt myself.

Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Going To Explode

The only good thing about a woman having a baby is that their breasts swell up and since Holly Madison has fake boobs they are now ridiculously HUGE! And I love it! Here they are exploding out of her dress at the 2013 Tao Beach season grand opening. Speaking of explosions, Holly is causing me to have a serious pant fire. Quick someone get the fire extinguisher or some Vaseline before I hurt myself.

Claudia Romani Works Her Bikini In South Beach

You know when you get Claudia Romani pictures, they’re always going to be delicious. Here she is taking a stroll in South Beach and showing us her awesome bikini fashion sense. I have to say that so far this year Claudia has proved to be the most fashionable lady in the beach walking business. Keep up the good work.

Kelly Brook’s in a Big Cleavage Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook, who didn’t the same path as other Glamour Models, you know instead she always kept her nude modeling as classy, instead of becoming a regular low level employee for some magazine that’s almost a joke that it exists. She used essentially the exact same strategy as those UK Glamour models, but threw in a little celebrity relationships, some acting, and even launching her own product line, all while looking pretty good doing it. She’s pretty much peaked the last couple of years, explaining why at practically 40, she hasn’t settled down and had kids yet, because she’s got another go in her, and whether this big titty photoshoot is recent or not, it doesn’t matter, because it shows off all it took for her to become this millionaire low level celebrity everyone knows….them ridiculous tits. I’m a fan.

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Kelly Brook’s in a Big Cleavage Photoshoot of the Day

Today’s Top 2 No Names in Bikini Round Up Of the Day

Everyday in the celebrity babe blogging world. a handful of girls I have never heard of pop up in the forums , shot by paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want them to be shot, being at the level of fame they are at. You know, in bikinis, on the beach, and people for some reason are so desperate for bikini content for their sites, they post them, like these people fucking matter, when they’d be better off posting pics of any random everyday bitch in a bikini, because let’s face it, everyday bitches are probably as hot if not hotter, but more importantly, just about as famous as these girls, only these girls set up a wikipedia page, befriend the paparazzi, who knows, but the strategy, as low level as it is….works….and here are todays top 2 no names in bikinis….. 1- Michelle Heaton 2- Lucy Mecklenburgh

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Today’s Top 2 No Names in Bikini Round Up Of the Day

Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job. But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones. So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.

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Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

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Alicia Keys is Unfortunatel in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t think Alicia Keys keeps on falling in and out of love….with “UH” you…I think she keeps falling in and out of love with cake, but for the most part, she’s pretty in love with cake. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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