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Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense… Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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Alessandra Sublet loses bikini bottoms

French celebrity babe Alessandra Sublet was at the beach when the paparazzi caught her losing her bikini bottoms Continue reading

Leilani Dowding supermodel caught topless

Exotic supermodel celeb Leilani Dowding was spotted taking a stroll down the beach topless Continue reading

Paris Hilton topless bikini pictures

Paris looks hot as usual sunbathing topless on the beach in these beautiful paparazzi pictures of her. Continue reading

Rihanna’s Somewhat See Through Jumpsuit

If you’re like me you’re probably a little sad that Rihanna is back from her Hawaiian bikini vacation, nothing ruins a perfectly good bikini body that stupid mainland clothing, but it seems she’s not done giving us a little peek. Here she is at the airport in her summery jumpsuit giving us a somewhat see through look at her vacation breasts. She seems like the kind of woman who would go topless on the beach if there weren’t any paparazzi around hiding in the bushes. They need to set up those hidden cameras like they use on National Geographic to film water buffalos humping.

Kyra Sedgwick bikini

Mega MILF celeb Kyra Sedgwick was spotted at the beach sporting a pair of rock hard nipples and a killer bikini body Continue reading

Rosie Jones topless sunbathing

Rosie Jones is one of the hottest models that Britain has to offer at the moment and here she is sunbathing topless on the beach Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

It’s about time Vanessa Hudgens got out of her hipster clothing and put on a bikini. She should go to the beach more often because hiding such a sweet plump booty in my books is criminal. Let’s lock her up. My mom’s basement is very secure.

Chris Brown Denies Rihanna Relationship Rumors

‘He and Rihanna are just friends,’ Brown’s rep tells ABC News of hookup rumors. By Jocelyn Vena Rihanna and Chris Brown Photo: Rick Diamond/WireImage Nearly three years after Chris Brown assaulted then girlfriend Rihanna , rumors have spread that the two have been hooking up for the past year. But Brown’s rep has stoutly denied there is any truth to the gossip. “He and Rihanna are just friends,” his rep tells ABC News . “He is with his girlfriend, Karrueche, and is not cheating.” Sources told US Weekly that the former couple “meet up very casually,” adding, “She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.” Other sources say that “they can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well.” “Rihanna loves to live dangerously,” another source added. “And talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that.” While Brown is speaking out against the report, instead of responding to the rumors, Rihanna has been posting a series of vacation photos on her Twitter. In them, she’s seen posing on the beach in her bikini, hanging with her friends on a surfboard and working out on a treadmill. Rihanna has also been focusing on the positive, which includes another week at the top of the charts for her Calvin Harris-produced track, “We Found Love.” She’s also set to perform with Coldplay at the Grammy Awards on February 12. She appears on their Mylo Xyloto track, “Princess of China.” “My friends @ColdPlay and I will be sharing the stage for a performance at this years Annual Grammy Awards!” Rihanna tweeted Wednesday night, later adding, “I’m in a great mood, and I got some GREAT NEWS!!! PRINCESS OF CHINA #GRAMMYS2012.” Do you believe the hook-up rumors? Sound off below! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Rihanna MTV News Extended Play: Chris Brown Related Artists Chris Brown Rihanna

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Mark Wahlberg Apologizes For Inane 9-11 Remark

Give Mark Wahlberg credit for a swift, simple and seemingly sincere apology after a boast that he would have fended off 9/11 hijackers and prevented a plane from crashing. For reasons unknown, he said this to Men’s Journal . The quote: “If I was on the [hijacked] plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘Okay, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'” This came up because Mark was initially booked on one of the fights that was hijacked, only to change it serendipitously. He mused about what might’ve been. It did not go over well. Wahlberg’s reps promptly issued a statement from the 40-year-old Contraband star admitting the foolishness of his statements and expressing remorse. “To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with, and to suggest I would’ve done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible,” Wahlberg wrote. “I deeply apologize to the families of the victims.” “My answer came off as insensitive, and that was certainly not my intention.”

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