Lais Ribiero is a single mom, who looks a lot different than the single moms I see at the Welfare office or the food bank, you know just trying to get some food for their kids, so that they don’t die of starvation or malnourishment because mommy is a fucking failure and doesn’t suck dick well enough to keep their dad around…or to keep food in the fridge…but I’m sure she doesn’t skimp on her shitty Walmart clothing…or SPRAY tans…. Even the drug addict stripper single moms I’ve met don’t look this good….but it’s still a mom ass for a Victoria’s Secret brand, doing her bikini vacation as mandated by her bosses…erotic..except for the whole mom parts… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Lais Ribeiro Single Mother Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Looks like Selena Gomez took a bikini vacation with a few of her friends over New Year’s, and I’m seriously jealous. Not of the beach, although it is freezing in my mom’s basement right now. I’m talking about this chick who’s grabbing a handful of Selena boob in this picture. That’s pretty much my dream vacation right there.
I don’t know how you dudes spent your Thanksgiving weekend, but unless you’re the lucky bastard behind the camera for one of these shots, I guarantee it wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. I’ve got a lot of life goals — date a Victoria’s Secret model (or just motorboat one), move out of my mom’s basement, etc. — but taking a bikini vacation work trip with Emily Ratajkowski is definitely high up on that list.
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s not the bikini vacation I was asking for last time , but I’ve got to give Emma Watson credit: I’m glad to see she took my advice about stepping her photoshoot game up. Because here she is in the March issue of Vanity Fair showing off some solid underboob. All she needs to do now is start hanging out with Bella Thorne and posting gym selfies, and she’ll be an A-list hottie in no time. Fingers crossed, anyway. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
First off, I want to apologize to all the nerds out there. I know I haven’t done a post on Emma Watson for you guys in a while. So here she is doing a photoshoot for the March issue of Elle . And second, if Emma ever wants to become a real A-lister instead of just “that Harry Potter chick,” she’s going to have to do a lot better than these lame pictures. It’s time for a bikini vacation with the paps, or joining Snapchat.
Here’s the hardest-working pop star in England Pixie Lott continuing to do what she does best: walking the streets of London 24/7 with the paps looking smoking hot. And it’s nice to know that in case this whole music thing doesn’t pan out, Pixie has a very promising future as a hot nobody. But I’m telling you, if she worked even half this hard at being a singer, I bet she’d be #1 on the charts by now. Photos: WENN.com
