Christopher was boogie boarding on Sunday in Malibu, when something went wrong and he suffered a collapsed lung, broken bones and broken ribs, a source tells us. His mother was with him on the beach, says the source. To all the upheaval in their lives, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger can now add what they call this “very scary week.” “A few days ago our son Christopher suffered an accident at the beach,” the estranged couple say in a statement after the 13-year-old boy was hospitalized
Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying… But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots… Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to…. Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight… Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet… Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives…. Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money… Hayley Atwell Got Tit I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why…. Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….
Ever since her completely non staged relationship with Hugh Hefner fell apart, Kendra Wilkinson hasn’t done anything exciting at all, so I’m a little surprised by these pictures of her flashing her ass on the beach. Oh Wait, she’s promoting yet another crappy reality TV show about herself. Now it all makes sense. Not that I really care, I’ll take a few cheeky booty shots and some chilly nipples any day. Enjoy.
If you go to the beach in a bikini, and no one cares, were you still there? That#39;s the philosophical question many are asking about Whitney Port#39;s trip to South Beach on Sunday. These pictures have to be sheer luck, right? I#39;m assuming the photographer was taking pictures of the ocean and only noticed later that that one chick from that one MTV show was in a few of the shots. Because if not, that means someone was actually taking pictures of Whitney Port on purpose, and dammit, I don#39
There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her…. To See The Big Thonged Ass Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Apparently this Louise Roe chick is the host of something called Plain Jane . Am I supposed to know what that is? Whoever she is, she certainly looks good in a bikini. Here she is on the beach somewhere showing off a pretty sweet, firm physique. She looks like she does that hot yoga or pilates or something. Whatever she’s doing, it’s definitely working. I hope she keeps it up so maybe we’ll see more of her.
I’m done for the week, but not before dropping some serious bikini pictures on you guys. Here’s busty British hottie Kelly Brook showing off those incredible big guns of hers on the beach in her sexy bikini. You’re welcome. The chick is just hot, actually she kinda looks a little chilly which makes it even hotter. I would love to somehow get my hands on those things, she should auction off a grab for charity.
Dominic Purcell was previously married to Rebecca Williamson, whom he split from in 2007. Life#39;s a beach for new couple AnnaLynne McCord and Dominic Purcell. A month after they were first spotted laying on the P.D.A. at a Beverly Hills lounge, McCord, 23, and Prison Break#39;s Purcell, 41, enjoyed each other#39;s company Tuesday on the beach in Los Angeles. The two linked arms as they walked along the sand, McCord wearing a black cover-up over her bikini.
Robin Thicke was spotted on the beach in Miami with wife, Paula Patton, looking amazing! Paula looked like she wasted no time getting her beach body ready. She wore a tiny string bikini and flaunted her bod all over the beach. I wish I could have a body like hers! Robin didn’t look bad as well and the two looked very happy together. Check out pics of cute couple here: For more stories on the couple, look at: Paula Patton Says She Waiting For Her Son To Get Blacker [VIDEO] Are Paula Patton & Robin Thicke Headed For Splitsville? Paula Patton & Robin Thicke Take Baby Julian Christmas Shopping [PHOTOS]
