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Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad. Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth… Pics via Fame

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Kate Hudson’s Wholesome Little Short Shorts

I don’t know what Kate Hudson is doing, but I’m glad she’s doing it. Here she is either posing or casually walking around on the beach in a nice little pair of short shorts. They’re not the smallest shorts I’ve ever seen or the most erotic pictures, but they’re still kinda hot. In a wholesome apple pie kind of way. Luckily I love apple pie, I like to stick my fingers in it while it’s still warm. Yes, that was supposed to sound dirty. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

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Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures

I thought that Nina Dobrev was supposed to be one of Hollywood’s new hotties, so why the hell is she wearing her grandma’s bikini at the beach the other day? Luckily for her, and us, she’s got a pretty good looking ass that makes up for it , but come on. I bet there are a lot of chicks out there that would wear some tiny bathing suits if they had and ass like that. You’re hurting everyones feelings.

23 Questions About Lost Episode 616, "What They Died For," Answered!

Previously, on Lost : Jack looks in his bag and finds a bomb that can’t kill everyone on the submarine unless they mess with it. Sawyer messes with the bomb. Everyone frets about what to do with the bomb. Sayid grabs the bomb and runs. The bomb explodes. Sayid dies. Frank Lapidus dies. (Never forget!) Jin decides to drown with Sun rather than live life as a single parent. Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley wash up on the beach. Only one more episode left, gang. Let’s not waste any more time in preamble before turning the Frozen Donkey Answer Wheel to handle the latest batch of questions Lost has posed to us.

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Arianny Celeste Maxim magazine photos

That#39;s model/UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste at TAO Beach in Las Vegas on Saturday promoting the new issue of Maxim, which features her impossibly-hot self on the cover. Sweet Jesus, she#39;s almost too beautiful to stalk. Almost. Remember folks, it#39;s not considered a felony if you have press credentials. Oh wait, yes it is. Dammit.

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Some Soccer Player Andrei Arshavin’s Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

In Europe, soccer players are fucking gods. They are bigger than any celebrity and they have pussy thrown at them from every angle everytime they leave the fucking house, so I never understand why a soccer player would make the stupid decision of getting married, because you know the bitch is just a groupie, and that there are so many other fucking groupies out there, you might as well get up on as many of them as possible, before realizing you are retiring in a couple years, your celebrity player status is fading and you need to lock a cunt in before you’re stuck marrying some pig like the rest of us cuz we have nothing to offer….See I will never understand why a motherfucker who is considered a celebrity would marry an everyday girl you know is preying on you cuz you are a celebrity, when you can try to use your celebrity to get with celebrities, not because celebrities are all that great or mean you’ll happily ever after, but because it will generate more buzz around you and make the groupies want you more…it’s all real basic logic…fuck groupies you idiot…don’t marry them… Either way, here’s his nothing special wife in action on the beach in a bikini….and all I have to say about her is at least she’s not fat. Pics via Fame

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Bret Michaels To Appear On Live ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Finale

Poison singer is competing against actress Holly Robinson Peete on Sunday’s show. By Gil Kaufman Bret Michaels on “Celebrity Apprentice” Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images A few days before Bret Michaels is scheduled to play his first concert since a brain hemorrhage landed him in the intensive care unit, the Poison singer will appear on next Sunday’s finale of “The Celebrity Apprentice.” Michaels made the cut on Sunday night’s (May 16) edition of the show — taped several months ago — which paved the way for him to make his comeback on this week’s live finale, where he will go head-to-head with actress Holly Robinson Peete. “I came in here as a complete underdog,” Michaels said after getting the news on the show. “You know what everyone’s mistake was? They so underestimated me!” Michaels made the cut after Sharon Osbourne, chef Curtis Stone and model/wrestler Maria Kanellis were eliminated. Michaels has been competing on “Celebrity Apprentice” in support of his chosen charity, the American Diabetes Association. The singer, who was diagnosed as a child with Type 1 diabetes, was first sidelined on April 12, when he was rushed to a hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Ten days later, he suffered a brain hemorrhage that kept him in the intensive care unit for two weeks. After making rapid progress, though, Michaels is in the midst of intensive physical rehab and announced last week that he will make his live return at the Hard Rock Live in Biloxi, Mississippi, on May 28. He is also reportedly set to begin a tour with Lynyrd Skynyrd on June 10 in West Palm Beach, Florida. Before any of that, though, Michaels will pay a visit to “The Oprah Winfrey Show” on Wednesday to discuss his recent health travails. Related Photos Bret Michaels’ Career In Photos Related Artists Bret Michaels

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Aussie Sweet Sixteen Sailor Winds Big !

—–Around—the—Globe—— Watson returns as 'Australia's newest hero' (ABC news) Teen sailor Jessica Watson has completed a triumphant return to Sydney, with thousands of people on land and water giving her a hero's welcome. After a 210-day journey of a lifetime, the 16-year-old from Queensland's Sunshine Coast has become the youngest person to sail around the world, solo, non-stop and unassisted. Just two days shy of her 17th birthday, Watson sailed her 10-metre yacht Ella's Pink Lady up Sydney Harbour, the same spot she left from almost seven months ago. Battling six-metre swells and a ripped main sail, the final leg of her journey took several hours longer than what was predicted. She disembarked at the Opera House, made an emotional reunion with her parents, and then met the official welcome party including Mr Rudd and NSW Premier Kristina Keneally. Mr Rudd told Watson she has done the nation proud. “Jess, welcome back to dry land, welcome back home to Australia,” he said. “You may feel a little wobbly on your feet just now but in the eyes of all Australians you now stand tall as our newest Australian hero. “At 16 years old, you are a hero for all young Australians, you are also a hero for all young Australian women, you do our nation proud. This is a great day for our country.” More——– http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/15/2900405.htm —-ALSO—- Australian teenager finishes round-world solo sail (Reuters) Accompanied by a flotilla of supporters' boats, Jessica Watson, 16, sailed through the harbour entrance around 2 p.m. (0400 GMT), at the end of a controversial seven-month journey. Watson is the youngest person to sail solo, non-stop and unassisted around the world. She returned home three days short of her 17th birthday. However, her voyage is not expected to qualify officially as a record because of issues about her route and young age. Her backers, including her family, have also come in for harsh criticism, with some experienced yachtsmen opposing the voyage. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd proclaimed her “Australia's newest hero” after thousands watched her yacht Ella's Pink Lady dock at the Sydney Opera House. Her arrival was delayed by choppy seas and a torn sail. Watson said she was just an “ordinary girl who believed in her dream”. More——– http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64E0D920100515 http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20100515&t=2&i=107560156&… added by: remanns