Here’s one of my favorite nobodies Ashley Tisdale having a hard time picking up some change off the floor in her tight acid washed jeans and hooker heels. Who would have thought picking up a few cents could be so difficult? I guess that’s the price of looking good, about thirty five cents.
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Ashley Tisdale Needs A Hand
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I am definitely not the ideal parent, you know the kind of guy you’d want your kids to look up to as a mentor and advisor. I’m not the person you’d want teaching your kids life lessons and important things like how to treat other people, or how to drink without puking, but that’s okay, because I don’t have kids of my own to fuck up
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Madonna Makes the Right Bathing Suit Choice of the Day
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I just did a post on Madonna making the right choice in bathing suits and now I’m doing a post on Charlize Theron making the wrong choice in bathing suits, leading me to believe that I should start a new website giving beach and watersport fashion advice, since I’m a fuckin’ expert on the shit, at least a self-proclaimed expert on the shit, where my logic is a complex as saying if you’re hot put on less clothes and if you’re disgusting, old, weathered, fat cover that shit up cuz none of us want to see it and in Charlize Theron’s case, while she walks along the beach, only steps away from being wet and splashing around in the surf, wearing this outfit is just fuckin’ wrong and unfair to the people who rent your movies and look at your Playboy spread for inspiration and a better tomorrow. Dressing like you’re an accountant going to a fuckin company picnic is boring, now take off your fuckin pants you South African whore.
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Charlize Theron Makes the Wrong Bathing Suit Choice of the Day
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Shauna Sand spent a wholesome day with her kids at the beach and she didn’t forget her “makes me feel like I am still young and have it going on, you know like back when Playboy was knockin on my door because stupid fake tits were relevant, and people cared about seeing them naked” boyfriend who she clearly has on payroll.
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Tagged beach, being-brought, Bikini, Family, kids, silicone-gets, wedding
This is the second set of Britney Spears bikini pictures I’ve got for you today and I still can’t believe how good she looks in her bikini . It kinda hurts me to say that, it’s like saying “This passover ham is cooked beautifully” or “I don’t care if you didn’t have time to wax”.
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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Part 2
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Matthew McConaughey Matthew McConaughey’s son Levi played on the beach yesterday and OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS HE?!?!???!!!! More Matthew McConaughey Matthew McConaughey Is Fit for Fatherhood Matt & Levi: Sons of Beaches McConaughey: My Dog’s Better Than Your Kid … Permalink
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Matthew McConaughey’s Lil Surfer Dude
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What the hell is the Sierra Mist Beach House, and why do so many reality-TV people seem to live there? —Chris, Los Angeles Let me be plain: Every year middling..
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Why Do Reality Stars Hang Out in Malibu So Much?
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Tagged angeles, Audrina Patridge, beach, beach-house, patridge, people-seem, sierra, sierra-mist
The operator of a tanker that spilled 53,000 gallons of fuel oil into the San Francisco Bay pleaded guilty Thursday to two criminal charges and will pay a $10 million fine, according to federal officials. By — Maria LaGanga added by: stopnoise 1 response
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Guilty plea in San Francisco Bay oil spill case
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Dr. Jason Newsom railed against burgers, french fries, fried chicken and sweet tea in his campaign to promote better eating in a part of the country known as the Redneck Riviera
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Fla. doctor ousted after denouncing doughnuts
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