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Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous… She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going…. It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy. Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls. RACY PICS…. More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren Some other SI Rookies The post Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Graham Shows Off a Sexy White Bikini on the Beach!

The white bikini is her very own design. This seems like a very efficient process. … read more

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Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes are a couple of Victoria’s Secret models being TOTALLY inappropriate for the MALL brand that targets young women…. This is basically SOFTCORE PORN…terrible softcore porn BUT SOFTCORE porn nonetheless….. Luckily it gives these young girls who follow these models an unrealistic body image issues that are actually realistic if they eat well, and workout and stop being lazy…..which is better for them than follow the fat models…who are disgusting. I’d rather them follow the genetically modified model made in a test tube by a weirdo biologist….and the token black model…than the fat models…who are disgusting… Good job girls. The post Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jen Selter’s Fake Ass of the Day

Jen Selter is an instagram model or personality because she’s too fucking ugly to be a model….who doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world….but who is making money doing it because she was rocking her fake ass in the right place at the right time when Instagram first happened, when it was desperate for half naked girls, before the the whole world became an instagram model…and got a whole lot of followers at a time when it mattered and decided “Fitness” was her angle, because it would explain her monster ass, instead of it being fake. She was kicked off a plane for being an entitled cunt on her way out of Miami… I figure I’ll like AOL about it, they need all the help they can get…like me…but I’ll just focus on the fake ass in a bikini bottom…looking weird, not as weird as her face…as she ages..into ideally oblivion….cuz she’s not just a jacked up mangled body, but also a terrible, spoiled and entitled brat. The post Jen Selter’s Fake Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Marcil Suffers Seventh Miscarriage

Vanessa Marcil has announced a tragic piece of news: The veteran actress has suffered yet another miscarriage. The former Las Vegas and Beverly Hills, 90210 star confirmed this sad development on Instagram, sharing a photo of herself and her fiancee (who she refers to as “MC”) kissing on the beach. Reads a statement below this sweet image: “Our hearts are with Vanessa and MC who have lost baby OPM. “Thank you for respecting their privacy as they heal and thank you for sharing all of your personal stories. “You are not alone.” She certainly is not. The numbers vary every year, but approximately 15-20 percent of all pregnancies in the U.S. end in a miscarriage. As you can see down below, this awful situation has also afflicted many famous celebrities. Back in November, Marcil shared with her social media followers that she was pregnant, but also noted that caution was needed. She wanted her fans to celebrate along with her, yet also knew everyone had to be wary, “After six miscarriages we are saying prayers for OPM,” Marcil wrote at the time. Earlier this month, meanwhile, the actress confirmed on her Instagram page that she was expecting a daughter, posting a photo of her puppy Rocky snuggling close to her owner’s baby bump. “The GIRLS,” she captioned the moment. Marcil does share a 15-year old son named Kassius Lijah with ex-boyfriend and co-star Brian Austin Green The actress and her fiance, whose identity she chooses to keep secret, got engaged in April of 2015. She was previously married to Corey Feldman from 1989 to 1993; and also to actor Carmine Giovinazzo from 2010 to 2013. “V has had a miscarriage. Our second one this year,” Giovinazzo wrote under Marcil’s Twitter account in December 2011, adding: “Thanx for the love and prayers.” This has tragically been an issue that has plagued Marcil for many years. Along with the aforementioned television shows, soap opera fans likely recognize the actress from her lengthy run as Brenda on General Hospital. She has also appeared on Crossing Jordan and Without a Trace. We send our thoughts and prayers to Marcil and her fiance during this difficult time. View Slideshow: 30 Stars Who Have Suffered a Miscarriage

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Chantel Jeffries Nipples Look for Attention of the Day

The highlight of Chantel Jeffries is her willingness to put herself out there, you know to be vulnerable in this world, to face her fears and just let her soul out for people to really get inspired by her and all she has done for the world…. And by that I mean…her willingness to go to trendy places she knows the paparazzi are at…in see through shirts to show the world or whoever is looking her tits…because even in this feminist world we live in…TITS GET HITS… You may ask who is Chantel Jeffries…..well she’s a very important bootleg Kardashian, someone inspired by that movement and who wanted a taste of that life, so she took provocative pics of herself on social media and jacked up her face with fillers…allowing her to become the instagram girl who Bieber got arrested with and who probably books campaigns for all her followers and who exists….while trying to become a party girl DJ….it’s an angle instagrammers take to have real purpose off instagram… But what it all comes back to is her willingness to put her tits out there…cuz we like tits. Inspiring. The post Chantel Jeffries Nipples Look for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting See Through Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought out her new mom body, because I assume someone is paying her to be out here, and since she’s a new mom, that’s a solid angle for her…. But then again, this is Kim Kardashian and her whole existence has been about being a shameless exhibitionist who forces her disgusting troll body on us, and the people for some reason bought into it. I sometimes consider Kim Kardashian my business partner, not because I knew the girl who ran her social media, before getting the job running her social media company, who was in the right place at the right time, but more importantly, WHO SENT ME NUDES…. But because I got a sales commission while pushing her sex tape, I probably didn’t make much off it, but I don’t make much in general, but I did make something off it…something like 10% of everyone sold, so in a way I feel like a sales agent who helped perpetuate her disgusting…but I will say that sex tape was her best work and I stand by my work in pushing it on the people…because I didn’t give her a TV show out of it, or a career as a social media AVON LADY who sells every shitty product she’s paid to….I was trying very hard to reduce her to the whore that she was….the unprotected sex having whore that she was….but NO ONE listened and instead turned it into an empire that I’m sure most girls who fuck on camera wish could happen to them, rather than being slotted as a whore that they are….it’s some hollywood magic… I don’t know why she’s naked and wet on the beach, or why her ass is so big and terrifying…and thus something people like staring at, paying, or sucking up to… I don’t know why she’s had the success she’s had, and still has, or why people are so braindead to run when the naked monster comes running… She’s doing it…still…at 40…terrifying as fuck…but at least on person, likely a black person, is jerking off to this…and that black person isn’t Kanye, he’s too gay for that….hence the whole surrogate thing…it was a “i don’t wanna stick my dick in you, can’t you pay a girl to turkey baste herself, think about how damaging pregnancy is to your camel of a body you fucking farm animal, you still have naked wet on the beach shoots in you, even though you look 18 months pregnant, that’s the gestation period of an elephant you know, do it for yourself and do it for my homosexuality”…. I think I’ve said enough…here are the pics…clickbait for everyone involved. The post Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever. She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance…. It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me. Here are some pics from the social media… Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever… THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS! The post Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me. The post Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me. The post Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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