Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck. She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing… But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things… Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough. Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still busy traveling the world thanks to funding from gullible perverts like you. And listen, I’m not going to complain, because as long as we’re getting regular doses of sexy pictures, I really don’t care who funds these expensive beach trips — a rich sugar daddy, a bikini company, random dudes on the Internet. It’s a great investment either way.
I don’t know why, but I hate promoting Sahara Ray… She’s this big titty, surf daughter, beach lifestyle, California girl with her bohemian party girl life that she I guess makes money living….she started out as a hipster chick with big tits willing to get topless and ended up owning some kind of bikini line and the whole thing would be lovely…if I just didn’t find her the worst… She’s on some socialite, social climbing, crackhead party girl kick and it just annoys me…so I’ve been sitting on these bikini pics…where she’s in a see through because I just wanted to avoid posting her- but alas – the big tits won. Sahara Ray….as if that’s her real name….but rather her marketable stripper name so at least she knows her place in the world… The post Sahara Ray Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic Here comes the bride??? Did Kenya Moore Get Married??? Rumors are currently swirling that a #RHOA star’s moved ALL the way on from her ex and secretly wed her new man. A story surfaced this morning claiming that Kenya Moore’s quietly tied the knot in St. Lucia with a mystery man. According to gossip blogger Tamara Tattles , Kenya and her man of eight months tied the knot in the exotic locale in a private ceremony. “A Tamara Tattles spy has sent photographs which appear to show Kenya getting married. I know for a fact that the couple has been at Sugar Beach the new hot spot at the foot of Pitons for several days.The thing that pushed this story over the edge for me is that Kenya’s best friend Brandon Deshazer was there.” Kenya recently posted a photo of a romantic meal for two complete with two wine glasses and two pairs of shades. Could this have been a wedding reception photo??? https://www.instagram.com/p/BVPhePcDDry/?taken-by=thekenyamoore BOSSIP can confirm that Kenya’s indeed in a new relationship but she’s keeping her new man ALL the way under wraps—as in no camera time, no IG posts and no public appearances. She’s been telling people close to her however that she’s “very happy.” https://www.instagram.com/p/BVGH6JJjPuI/?taken-by=thekenyamoore Fans are now congratulating Kenya on her reported nuptials. “Sending love and best wishes for a beautiful future with your new family,” wrote one. “Congrats boo. IssaWife. You deserve it baby,” added another. Do YOU think Kenya Moore secretly got married??? We’ll be on the lookout for a ring… https://www.instagram.com/p/BU-mEatjCmk/?taken-by=thekenyamoore More on the flip. Kenya’s bestie Brandon Deshazer is indeed in St.Lucia. https://www.instagram.com/p/BVGM3XvgpOm/?taken-by=brandondeshay Kenya’s clearly in love. https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAXE5zjzqT/?taken-by=thekenyamoore https://www.instagram.com/p/BTRMZYIDMCP/?taken-by=thekenyamoore https://www.instagram.com/p/BUPDNOhj4XY/?taken-by=thekenyamoore
(MCCFL / Splash News) Can You Guess The Celebrity Cakes? This blonde haired singer was spotted “showing off her curves” on the beach in Miami. (MCCFL / Splash News) We all have good angles and bad angles right? Can you guess the petitely built popstar? Hit the flip for the answer! (MCCFL / Splash News) Oh hey Tinashe! The slimmy trimmy songstress always looks so much curvier in photoshoots. Angles are a mf riiiiiight?!
Getty Images Newly-adopted Pit Bull Attacks And Kills 90-year-old A Virginia Beach grandma was attacked by a pit bull she freshly adopted this week and died from her injuries according to WNCN . The daughter of the senior citizen says she was viciously attacked and it was unprovoked. The victim’s daughter says the 50 pound pet could not be stopped during the five minutes of rage. Reportedly, the old woman used a hammer to crack open a locked glass door that’s when the dog rushed her. Her daughter says he started to bite her neck and shoulders and then her stomach. Her daughter grabbed the hammer to hit the dog, to save her mom. But, her efforts were too late. Linda says her mom adopted the dog from Forever Home Rehabilitation Center after seeing a posting on Craigslist to adopt the dog for $20.
We don’t know your name, Instagram user @a_body_positive_jazzy. But we’d like to give you a standing ovation. Late last week, this aspiring plus-size model shared a photo of herself in a bikini. She’s walking along the beach in the image, holding hands with her very good looking husband and laughing the laugh of someone who is both comfortable and in love. With both herself and the well-defined man at her side. In a lengthy caption written below the romantic snapshot, Jazzy (we’re just gonna call her Jazzy from now on, okay?) gushed over her husband and used their relationship as a way to shoot down all haters, shamers and critics. “Over the years this man has loved every curve, every roll, and every stretch mark on my body. I never understood why,” Jazzy wrote, asking: “How could he love something that isn’t ‘perfect?'” Her husband was “born fit,” Jazzy writes. She readily admits that she was not. “I don’t have a flat stomach, I jiggle when I walk. Hell, if I run up the stairs too fast my body claps (lmao)! “But now I see I do have the ‘perfect’ body.'” Every roll, every curve, and every stretch mark is put on me just perfect to make both of us happy! I love my body, and I finally see why he does too.” Pretty amazing, huh? Awfully inspiring, isn’t it? The photo has been Liked over 60,000 times on Instagram and the positive comments have been rolling in for days. “Love this!! You are beautiful!!! My husband is the same loves every inch of me. And you are in inspiration to myself and so many others,” Instagram user mostly.mom wrote. Added another individual: “Such a beautiful story and beautiful woman. This helps me love my body more.” Jazzy describes herself as a body-positive advocate and acknowledged that a few hateful comments have been sprinkled in with the helpful ones. One user slammed her as a “fat” woman who was promoting being physically unfit, for example. But she responded to this accusation by sharing the following picture… … and writing the following caption to it: To all the haters out there that have been talking about me as if I’m just fat, unhealthy, and not doing nothing about it! Even though I owe you NO type of explanation! I wanted to share with y’all proof that I do go to they gym and I am very healthy!!! Now to the men and women that are body positive along side of me, just because we love our bodies doesn’t mean we can’t take care of our bodies! Loving yourself does not mean that you just let yourself go. When you love yourself truly you want to take care of your body. Good eating habits and exercise are key to staying healthy and hey if that results in weight loss that’s ok and if it doesn’t that’s ok too. It’s not about being skinny or being fat it’s about being healthy. View Slideshow: 29 Stars Who Shamed Their Body-Shamers Amen! Allow us to close with a few more words from Jazzy. This is what she wrote as a message to accompany an Instagram selfie just posted on Tuesday: In my life I have always battled myself. Judging myself on what I look like and how I act. Never letting myself get out of my comfort zone because I didn’t want to be criticized anymore then I had already been. Now that I am feeling more confident in my body I can see that I have been my own worst enemy in life. I have been so hard on myself I have held myself back from so many opportunities and experiences I could have enjoyed this far. Sometimes the hardest thing to compete with is yourself! We have to stop putting ourselves down and holding ourselves back! There is a beautiful world that we should be enjoying instead of hiding from it. Stop competing with yourself!! It’s safe to say we have a new Internet hero.
Earlier today, we told you about unconfirmed reports that Farrah Abraham is pregnant with Simon Saran’s baby. We’re always skeptical of rumors that seem to have originated in an Instagram comment thread, and Simon has already revealed in an interview that Farrah’s definitively not knocked up. But if you think that’ll prevent the spread of more wild rumors about her love life, then you don’t know the Internet! Abraham and Saran are currently in Jamaica, where they’re celebrating Farrah’s 26th birthday. Yes, it may seem like Farrah’s been irritating mankind since the advent of television, but in reality, she’s only just now entering her late 20s. Anyway, it seems that last night Simon decided to foot the bill for once, and he treated Farrah to a candlelit dinner on the beach on Montego Bay. Prior to the meal, Simon set the mood by leading Farrah down a curiously dong-shaped lighted pathway. Fans could be forgiven for the thinking the moment was leading up to a proposal. Farrah Abraham: Dinner in Jamaica In fact, many of them jumped to that conclusion, despite the fact that the clip ended with no such climax. Farrah bought her own engagement ring almost a year ago, so we guess it’s understandable that fans would be eagerly seeking out hints that Simon is looking to pop the question. Simon didn’t help matters by responding to the rumors with an obnoxiously coy response. “This was just her birthday surprise,” he wrote in response to the comments. And that would’ve been fine, if he hadn’t added a winking smiley face emoji at the end. But if you know Farrah, you know that she’s not the type to hide big news from the public. In fact, she doesn’t hide anything from the public. This is a girl who Snapchats brushing her teeth and openly muses about her daughter’s sex tape . There is absolutely no way that Farrah would get engaged and not immediately take out ads in every major newspaper in America. We’re sure Simon will eventually succumb to the pressure and put Farrah’s own ring on her finger, but it almost certainly didn’t happen in Jamaica last night. Watch Teen Mom online to relive every moment of the ridiculousness that is Simon and Farrah’s relationship. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
She was wholesome Heidi Louise Tenety—just 21 and working at the West Palm Beach Hooters when her bosses put her on a calendar card … and that’s where she really made her Mark!… read more
