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Farrah Abraham SLAMMED for Sharing Inappropriate Photo of Her Daughter!

So hey, has anyone noticed that Farrah Abraham has been kind of quiet lately? Sure, there was that whole thing where she stripped and masturbated on a live stream , but you know what we mean. Usually we can’t go a day without Farrah doing something dumb — making some ridiculous statement that barely makes sense, posting something dumb on social media. She’s still doing outrageous things for any tiny little bit of attention she can scrounge up. That masturbation thing we just talked about, and also her very public vaginal rejuvenation , if you needed any examples. But other than that, we really haven’t heard all that much from her. It turns out that she’s been spending a bit of time in Italy with her daughter, Sophia! Which is nice, right? Maybe since she’s homeschooling Sophia these days , she’s teaching her some art and history over there. Stranger thing have happened, probably. But unfortunately, this strange (relatively) silent streak of hers didn’t last for too long. Because she shared this photo of herself with Sophia wandering around Italy, and it’s … well, it’s not getting a lot of positive attention, we’ll say that. Farrah looks OK, even though that red hair is still the worst. She looks happy and sort of peaceful, which is honestly something we never imagined we’d be able to say about this girl. But Sophia, bless her heart … that swimsuit looks to be a little too small for her, and the result is that her butt is hanging out of those bottoms. And according to Instagram, this is very, very bad. “U need to buy ur daughter clothes that fit her,” one of her followers suggested. “Don’t turn her into u.” “Do won’t you dress appropriately and teach your poor little girl some values?” another person asked. “So so sad … really poor parenting.” “Please please have some damn respect for once!” yet another person wrote. “If not for yourself or your daughter, for the culture and country you’re visiting at the time ffs.” Someone really went in for the kill, telling Farrah “Just cuz your parents exploited you doesn’t mean you have to do the same. You know good darn well u saw your kid’s butt in the background cuz we did and we ain’t even the mama.” And if that wasn’t savage enough, she also received the comment “I’m sure daddy Derick is just flipping in his grave. Poor kid!” Some Farrah defenders — believe it or not, she does have some actual fans — theorized that perhaps she simply didn’t notice the wardrobe malfunction. But she posted a similar photo in her Instagram story with the caption “Suns out, buns out,” so that theory’s pretty much out the window. It’s just … why is it so hard for her to be a decent person ? Why does it seem downright impossible for her to just avoid doing things like this? Unfortunately — or fortunately, depending on how you look at it — the world may never know. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham Got Her Vagina Rejuvenated, Because of Course She Did

Is there nothing that Farrah Abraham won’t do for attention? Whether it’s getting super racist on reality television or using her latest breakup to stir up sympathy, Farrah seems to need attention whether it’s good or bad and it’s clear that she’ll cross any boundary to get it. In her latest ploy, she got some procedures on her butt and on her vagina … and shared the photos with the world. Remember the good old days, when if you wanted to make yourself younger and more beautiful, you just bathed in the blood of virgins? Technology has improved … or at least changed those techniques. Which is great news for virgins everywhere. Farrah Abraham has already availed herself of several cosmetic procedures. She got her first boob job when she was 19, remember. (We say first because it was not her last — just a couple of years ago, Farrah Abraham got her third boob job , because that’s a great sign that someone’s healthy) She’s also had rhinoplasty. To her credit, she hasn’t been especially secretive about her cosmetic procedures. This time, she got vaginal rejuvenation … and got her butt tightened. To be clear, by “butt tightened,” we mean that she got the skin of her butt tightened. She didn’t get, like, steroids injected into her anal muscles (which is probably not a real procedure) or whatever. (As far as we know) The skin procedure is apparently called “Exilis,” according to RadarOnline ‘s source — RadarOnline is also the place where Farrah Abraham shared her procedure photos . “The procedure heats up the skin with radio frequency to tighten the skin and tissue,” their insider says. “It goes deep and gets rid of cellulite to make everything tight and firm.” If you don’t even like the sensation of holding a hot to-go bag on your lap during a car ride, this procedure might not be for you. It sounds like the sort of thing that you could have on other areas of skin, but Farrah seems determined to make her ass as perfect as she can get it. (Aren’t we all?) And then came the vaginal rejuvenation, which sounds like an odd procedure to perform on a 26-year-old. “The procedure is performed with a wand that is inserted and moved back and forth for four minutes to tighten the walls of the uterus. It is beneficial for sex so you’re not wide. It also helps with moisture and lubrication.” Weird that it impacts the uterine walls, since there’s presumably no way that the wand is going past Farrah’s cervix. (Sorry; we’re many things but we’re not gynecologists) We’ll get to what are and are not factors in vaginal tightness in a moment, but that whole procedure sounds weird. Then, of course, comes the exterior vaginal rejuvenation. (Which, of course, doesn’t involve the vagina at all) “When the clitoris and outside lips are stretched out and long, it shrinks them and makes the vagina from the outside look youthful.” It’s normal for a clitoris to grow over time as you age, for the record. And while genitals may “sag” with age, some labia minora are just longer than others. But, hey, Farrah can make her genitals look however she likes. As for her bringing a camera into the room for the procedure … that’s almost unimaginably awkward. The photos don’t show any sexy angles or anything. You mostly just see Farrah smiling awkwardly while a young-looking technician, whose hands are hidden by a privacy cloth, appears to be manipulating the “wand” tool inside of Farrah. (We hope that her job pays enough) In a ludicrous claim made to HollywoodLife , Farrah’s ex, Simon Saran, says that he somehow deserves credit for Farrah getting that vaginal rejuvenation. “I don’t blame her, I’m very big. Wouldn’t be fair to the next guy.” So, you know how you put your hair up into a ponytail or a bun or something before sleep, but after what doesn’t feel like all that many uses, your hair ties start to loosen and they don’t grip your hair as well? Well vaginas work just like that. KIDDING! Vaginas aren’t hair ties, folks. The tightness of a vagina has to do with numerous factors, including biology and muscle tone and level of arousal. These are canals that can expel a literal entire baby and then shrink back to their previous size. Nobody human’s penis is going to wreck somebody’s hooha so bad that they just can’t recover. We don’t claim to have any special knowledge of Simon Saran’s penis in particular, but we’re always leery of men who seem to feel compelled to assure everyone that they’re especially well endowed. And by “leery of,” we mean that they are seldom to be believed. Pro tip for life: when someone boasts about something, that’s almost certainly an insecurity of theirs, whether it’s their wealth or dick size or how effective or otherwise their three-ring circus of a presidential administration has turned out to be. Now, Farrah Abraham has been through some genuine bad times. We’re all aware of her sad history of rape and abuse , and those monstrous acts can change you for the rest of your life. But as a celebrity — and, as we said, Farrah is 26 years old and, after doing a porn tape, is an adult celebrity in every sense of the word — Farrah has an obligation to think about the people whom she represents. That is: other survivors of rape and abuse. Farrah’s pattern of obnoxious statements and bad behavior don’t do anything to cast other survivors in a positive light. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham: Hooking Up with Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson?!

Oh, what a world we live in … If you’ve been watching this season of Marriage Boot Camp, you know that both Farrah Abraham and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson have some messed up families. On the show — this season is the Reality Stars Family Edition, remember? — we’ve seen Farrah try to work on her troubled relationship with her parents, Debra and Michael. We’ve also seen Chad deal with his insane nightmare of a mother, Paula. Paula has surprised us all by being the worst person on the show, which is quite the accomplishment when Farrah is involved . And on Friday night’s new episode, both ladies got into a bit of a spat. They’ve never gotten along, but things got heated when Paula asked Farrah if she’d graduated high school. She said that yes, she did, and she also went through college, “and guess what, I didn’t have to leave my kid like you did!” Which isn’t entirely correct — on Teen Mom, we saw Farrah leave little Sophia with her parents while she went to college in Florida, but we know what she means. She never abandoned Sophia, where Paula really left some deep wounds with Chad. Paula didn’t take kindly to Farrah’s remark and called her “trailer park trash,” to which Farrah said “When I go f-ck your son, I’ll send you a picture.” … What now? It’s a weird remark to make, even if Farrah was planning on sleeping with Chad at some point. But at least now, according to some screenshots Farrah just posted, that did seem to be her plan all along. “Paula realize your not going to treat people badly, attack people, provoke, be racist & Be an alcoholic WRONG is WRONG see ya Bye Felicia,” she wrote on Twitter yesterday. And along with that bizarre, garbled message — classic Farrah — she gave some receipts. In what looks to be a text message conversation between Farrah and Chad, Chad wrote “Actually we are dating I just didn’t know how to tell you. I love you.” She responded with “So much love your too funny.” She blocked out part of the conversation with some new text she put over the image — that charming little bit asking Paula if she wanted a sex tape next. But then we see that Chad wanted to kiss her — but she shut it down. In the next screenshot, it looks like these two possible lovebirds are planning a Miami vacation together since, as Chad wrote, “we are dating now.” It does seem like they’re teasing each other, but it’s some pretty flirtatious teasing — we wouldn’t be surprised if there was a little bit of truth behind the joking. So is Farrah really hooking up with good ol’ Ochocinco here? Is she just doing it to get back at his mother? We don’t know, but we do know that this is a trainwreck we won’t be able to look away from anytime soon. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Engaged?!

Earlier today, we told you about unconfirmed reports that  Farrah Abraham is pregnant with Simon Saran’s baby. We’re always skeptical of rumors that seem to have originated in an Instagram comment thread, and Simon has already revealed in an interview that Farrah’s definitively not knocked up. But if you think that’ll prevent the spread of more wild rumors about her love life, then you don’t know the Internet! Abraham and Saran are currently in Jamaica, where they’re celebrating Farrah’s 26th birthday. Yes, it may seem like Farrah’s been irritating mankind since the advent of television, but in reality, she’s only just now entering her late 20s. Anyway, it seems that last night Simon decided to foot the bill for once, and he treated Farrah to a candlelit dinner on the beach on  Montego Bay. Prior to the meal, Simon set the mood by leading Farrah down a curiously dong-shaped lighted pathway. Fans could be forgiven for the thinking the moment was leading up to a proposal. Farrah Abraham: Dinner in Jamaica In fact, many of them jumped to that conclusion, despite the fact that the clip ended with no such climax. Farrah bought her own engagement ring  almost a year ago, so we guess it’s understandable that fans would be eagerly seeking out hints that Simon is looking to pop the question. Simon didn’t help matters by responding to the rumors with an obnoxiously coy response. “This was just her birthday surprise,” he wrote in response to the comments. And that would’ve been fine, if he hadn’t added a winking smiley face emoji at the end. But if you know Farrah, you know that she’s not the type to hide big news from the public. In fact, she doesn’t hide anything from the public. This is a girl who Snapchats brushing her teeth and openly muses about her daughter’s sex tape . There is absolutely no way that Farrah would get engaged and not immediately take out ads in every major newspaper in America. We’re sure Simon will eventually succumb to the pressure and put Farrah’s own ring on her finger, but it almost certainly didn’t happen in Jamaica last night. Watch Teen Mom online to relive every moment of the ridiculousness that is Simon and Farrah’s relationship. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham: Bashed AGAIN by Teen Mom OG Costars!

Farrah Abraham is the absolute worst, as evidenced by every single thing she’s ever done since becoming pregnant at the tender age of 16. She’s terrible — you know it, we know it, and her fellow Teen Mom stars certainly know it . For years now, Farrah has had issues with Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, and Maci Bookout. The feud reached a boiling point in 2015 when the show was revived: originally Farrah wasn’t going to be part of it, and when producers brought her back, Maci threatened to quit filming altogether. Farrah, though she’d never say as much, seemed to be really offended by the idea that she was (and is) so horrible that Maci would leave the show, and since then, she’s been at odds with the other girls. And it certainly didn’t help anything when she and Amber got into a physical fight at the Teen Mom reunion show last year. So now we’re in this pattern where someone says something harsh but true about Farrah, then Farrah responds by either pretending she’s above it all, or by getting even dirtier. And that’s how we have this brand new interview with Amber, Catelynn, and Maci — all about you-know-who. When the ladies were asked about Farrah, Catelynn brilliantly responded with “Farrah who? Farrah Fawcett?” “She’s dead. Rest in peace. She was beautiful. Farrah Fawcett is dead. I love Amber and Maci, but poor Farrah Fawcett. Rest in peace.” Oh, the shade of it all! Amber kept it real, as always, saying “Me, Maci and Catelynn have always been good. Farrah, she’s just Farrah.” “It’s kind of like a non-issue, non-thing anymore.” Maci agreed, adding “It’s kind of one of those things like out of sight, out of mind.” But Maci — sweet, kind Maci — also said “I want the best for her and I think she does bring something to the show.” (Hint: it’s ratings. Everyone loves a good trainwreck, and there’s no trainwreck quite like Farrah .) “Not everyone is going to relate to me or Catelynn,” she continued. “The more different stories that can come together, the more relatable we’re going to be to everyone.” “I just don’t really have a relationship with her.” Fair enough, right? Not for Farrah. After hearing about this interview, Farrah made a new statement, explaining “I live my life separately and I think that’s the best way.” “Like I’ve said, I think we all need to create our own positive, healthy, happy environment in which they don’t fit in. So again, I want no part of their rounds and rounds of immaturity.” If she sounds testy, that’s because she gave a similar statement earlier this week after Amber and Catelynn theorized that she ” needs help, like severe counseling .” After that interview, Farrah said “I will not be including myself in discussions about what they say or have that circle of never-ending immaturity and unprofessionalism.” “It’s unfortunate that I have other cast members who are hateful towards women, and I just don’t want to belong or associate with that.” Oh, Farrah. Simple, ignorant, unbelievably terrible Farrah. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham Gifts Daughter a Golf Cart, a Pony, and More!

Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom and walking, talking cautionary tale, isn’t exactly known for making sense. Really, she’s known for the exact opposite of making sense. She’s rude, offensive, she struggles with communicating even the simplest of ideas. Her body may be a plastic, porn-tastic wonderland , but her brain? There aren’t even words for that nightmarish hellscape. And so when you check out this new interview Farrah just gave in which she discusses all the gifts she’s giving to her poor daughter, seven-year-old Sophia, for Christmas … Well, it’s not a surprise that it’s so awful, not exactly, but it’s still kind of jarring. You never get used to this level of insanity. In the interview, Farrah says that “On her wish list was a jacuzzi, golf cart, her Apple computer that she wanted, and a miniature horse.” Reminder: Sophia is 7. What kid her age asks for a jacuzzi and a golf cart, and what kid asks for a miniature horse and actually gets one? This kid! “It’s been a lot to prep for each gift,” Farrah explains. “As a mom, I checked off all of that and some stuff from her store.” … Seriously? What is a seven-year-old going to do with a golf cart? Or, to be more accurate, what is a seven-year-old going to do with a golf cart that isn’t terrifying and dangerous? And why does the kid need “her Apple computer that she wanted”? At her age, she’s just going to be googling Barbies and watching Justin Bieber videos on YouTube, a cheaper computer would suffice. That’s not even touching on the bit about the miniature horse. Does Farrah understand that the horse is a living, feeling being and not a toy? Farrah has shown time and time again on Teen Mom that she can’t even take care of a dog , how is she supposed to manage a horse? But, according to Farrah, it’s not all about the gifts. “We love the tradition of always meeting Christmas Eve,” she says, “and doing a big family lunch or dinner — so we always do that.” “Family plans — other than being with each other and spending quality time, that’s what really matters.” Dear Farrah also recalls a childhood Christmas of her own, one when her mother bought her every single Beanie Baby. “We had so many gifts that year, it was nuts,” she recalls. But alas, Farrah says that “I have yet to fully immerse myself in the Christmas spirit like that, we just did the lights up everywhere in the yard the house.” “Sophia wanted to do her Christmas tree this year, so I let Sophia decorate.” Well, hope she likes that little horse, Farrah. Also, hope she enjoys the next few years, until she faces the crushing disappointment that is the reality of her mother . View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham Blames MTV For Valerie Fairman’s Death

As you’ve likely heard by now, former 16 and Pregnant star Valerie Fairman passed away yesterday at the age of 23. Fairman’s cause of death has been revealed by those close to her as an overdose, though no autopsy has been conducted as of yet. In the hours after news of her death went public, Fairman’s former MTV colleagues took to social media to express their condolences. Not surprisingly, the strangest tribute belonged to Farrah Abraham, who lamented Fairman’s death in rambling, nonsensical fashion on Instagram: “I feel so heartfelt with sadness of the struggles Valerie was going through I deeply am saddened by this tragedy and I wish that others around Valerie could have helped her and I pray nothing but protection, love and peace to her daughter through this very confusing holiday time,” Farrah wrote. “Only 23 we lost a very beautiful young mom with the world ahead of her. Surround yourself with other who will truly care and be a great influence be careful.” We’re used to baffling word salads from Ms. Abraham, but unfortunately, in this case, she seems to have been encouraged by the response to her message, as she’s still offering her two cents on Fairman’s passing. And like everything else about Farrah, her insights are only getting more ridiculous with time. Asked by TMZ today if she feels that Valerie’s reality TV stardom exacerbated her substance abuse issues, Farrah bit the hand that feeds her in a big way, pointing the finger sqaurely at her MTV bosses: “I think that played a part,” Farrah told  the website. “From jail to drug addiction to whatever else that was said, I really wish she was supported in a better way.” It’s worth noting that Farrah and Valerie were not friends, and she her speculation about what may have triggered Fairman’s overdose is completely baseless, but if you thought that would stop her from running her mout, you don’t know Farrah: “I honestly feel like it’s not a positive thing,” said of the reality TV franchise that made her famous. “I don’t think it helps the economy further. It really adds a lot of more unplanned pregnancies and a lot of failed relationships, and that’s not really what we’re trying to show. And it’s not really done in a positive, effective way that I think we all started out doing. “And that’s just the honest to God’s truth. And it’s really hurtful to me to see what I am seeing.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs The teen pregnancy rate has actually been falling for decades, and in recent years, it’s plummeted more sharply than even the optimistic analysts expected, but Farrah is a Trump supporter, which means she’s not one to let facts interfere with her argument. We look forward to her telling us more about the psyche of someone she barely knows.

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