Anna Kournikova is the reason the site is alive… I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Anna Kournikova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life… So thank her for ruining my life, while staring at her hot Tennis player that was barely a tennis player but is still a Tennis Player her fucks Enrique Iglesisas…. The post Anna Kournikova is Back with her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Magdalena Frackowiak is a hot Polish, skinny, model who I have heard is a cunt…which is so shocking – because to some down on her luck, soulless Polish family created this tall skinny thing, sold her off to the world…through whatever channels it took….would make a bitch angry and dark….only to give her a contract with a huge brand, making her a million dollars a year or more, allowing her to live the American dream after the struggle and all the shit she’s seen and done….you’ve gotta expect a little “fuck you’ ego, annoyingness, and bratty behavior…because I know girls who aren’t VS models that are total materialistic cunts…you know that are the worst and haven’t seen anything this one has seen….so I guess it’s justified, at least that’s what Magdalena Frackowiak will want you to think while she throws some tantrum with her rich boyfriend – cuz you know these communists don’t date poverty….. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Nude on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kung Fu Boobs… Girl Beats Up a Dude Who Grabbed her on the Beach….. Road Rage Girl is Hilarious. Boobs Out at Walmart.. China Prank of the Day Police Arrest Ambulance Joy Rider… Magic Trick Gone Wrong Dude Who Thinks He’s the Joker…Gets Sprayed Customer Mad Credit Card is Denied Never Trust a Dude in Sweat Pants… Idiot Hits Himself with a Bomb The post Girl Fight! and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade… Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as…. I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though, because I am pathetic and like all bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it….. So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter… I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes… It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in… But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is…. I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson…. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me. The post Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Who said females were the only ones getting butt implants? A video of a muscular male walking the beach went viral over the weekend as he flaunted his peachy cheeks. Check out the clip below: Lalaa Shepard @lalaashep
Who said females were the only ones getting butt implants? A video of a muscular male walking the beach went viral over the weekend as he flaunted his peachy cheeks. Check out the clip below: Lalaa Shepard @lalaashep
I have a crush on Francesca Eastwood. I follow her on instagram, I try to make her my friend, I don’t really know why, but I think she’s great…that was at least until today…. YOU KNOW…like anyone, I have a think for the kids of the rich and famous, and as one of 6 of Clint Eastwood’s spawns, she’s the kid of the rich and famous, and I don’t really like them the way the rest of the world likes the rich and famous kids, I like them because of how damaged they are, despite having everything they really want, and are spoiled, they are coddled, they are whiners and usually unhappy while attention seeking to make a name of their own…even though they are the first to say “Yes, That Eastwood” when checking in anywhere… BUT I HATE CLOWN TITS…and she’s got CLOWN TITS…and that’s so disappointing, but then again like the body dysmorphia stripper with clown tits, it means she’s the most fucked up, but like that stripper with her weird ego, that doesn’t mean she’s the best fuck… Sad…but her trust fund will be nice…and the fact that she like doing shameless paparazzi pics…also nice… I GUESS I am still a fan…just not of the tits..the tits are terrible…but they tell such a great fucking story…about youthful people who feel that slutty posing and tits are the answer to their sadness…on that inspiring note of shamelessness…it is drinking time….. The post Francesca Eastwood Topless and Fake Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brooke Burke and her daughter were whoring out on the beach, because apparently the key to narcissism is that your child is a product of you, and you’ve been whoring yourself out for over 20 years and it worked out nicely for you, it would only be natural for you to pass on that skill set, that your child has been around her whole life, to show her how it can work out for her. It would be a tragedy not to perpetuate how much you can get out of being a half naked bitch on the beach…it’s a lesson that is her duty to extend to her spawn…and really if you get paid to party and be in a bikini – like Wild On and your only task is showing up…and staying fit…it’s like you never work a day in your life and who wouldn’t want that for their kid…as you parade around the beach – nipples out. Bikinis are fun, mom / daughter fetishes…also fun. The post Brooke Burke – Old Lady in a Slutty See Through Bikini With her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
