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UFDolls Bring The Best Valentine on Valentine’s Day of the Day

The alternate Title – 10 Reasons why Sex Dolls are Better than Real Women….here’s that list…cuz I can clickbait as well as the next guy. 10-She Never Says No! 9- She is a Virgin….and Pure! 8- She Can’t Give you AIDS, or disappoint you, or Cheat on You, or Break your heart as all bitches do. 7- She doesn’t cost you tons of money on dates and gifts only to not fuck you. You don’t need to buy her Valentine’s Gifts….or any gifts…She won’t spend your money…or make you feel inadequate for not having money. 6- You Never have to apologize for ANYTHING….She won’t go through your phone… 5- She can’t accuse you of rape / date rape / hashtag me too. 4- She’s never annoying, and if she gives you dirty looks, you can throw her in the basement until you need to fuck her again. 3- ANAL ALL THE TIME…..without the FECES…. 2- She will never leave you! 1- She can’t get mad when you buy a second one…and you can dress her however you want, whenever you want…. This and is why this is the best Valentine ever…Sex Dolls from UFDOLLS are AMAZING…so get yourself one CLICK HERE !!! There is no such thing as lonely anymore, the future is now… So check out this stepGIRLS shoot….making our girl…who we haven’t named yet…famous….like an influencer of her own, with some influencer style nudity in the form of an slutty shoots by girls trying to get noticed….only starring a girl with stronger morals and values because she’s not alive and tainted by the world… Fuck Yeah! Here’s the best Valentine ever…. GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE Here a video of her / Them / They Can All Be Yours…how can you not want one of these? Bust out that credit card, customize your bitch, and bust nut in her as often as you want….LEGEND! Send It. GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE The post UFDolls Bring The Best Valentine on Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Thick Ass Glass StepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover of the Day

The homies at THICK ASS GLASS gave us a bong to give to our INTERN to test out for you….because they like to HOOK us up… In this exciting video you will see her face….and not her ass because she won’t let us sexualize her like we are Bill Clinton…like interns are supposed to be sexualized…because she’s a new generation feminist and we must support that…. We also support smoking that bong on a Sunday because that’s what sundays are for…you know SUNDAZE… If you don’t know, now you know…that THICK ASS GLASS is the only way to smoke what you gotta smoke…it’s quality as fuck… The post Thick Ass Glass StepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tess Holiday VS Uber of the Day

This is a hilarious altercation – with a fat uber driver worried about the health of his client, because he was clearly trying to relate to her because he has probably been told to lose weight – and sees he’s the size of her arm – so how could something fit in a car, exist and will his suspension handle it – he can’t afford the repair making the ride in UBER BLACK not pay for itself, a ride she pays extra for so she fits in the damn car and doesn’t get stuck trying to get into a Corrolla or some shit that isn’t as XL as her. SHE Is a Monster… “my Chloesterol is fine, i’m perfect” – is the biggest lolz to me, because she’s a fucking monster. She’s so fat…yet she claims she’s healthy. Does she actually believe that she’s healthy or that she’s perfect, there is no way this is healthy, there is no way she’s not going to die prematurely, there is no way that she likes being this fat…. Sure, she can claim to have a “fat wallet” to go with her fat everything else….which is a subjective statement, because if fat chick brands throw fat chick money at fat chicks, who would otherwise live in an artist loft, walls wouldn’t get in the way of her sheer and utter size….working at a coffee shop – angry and edgy for 10 dollars an hour…. Hey @uber I don't pay more to use your “black car” service to be told that there's no way I could possibly be healthy because I'm fat & then questioning it. No one should have to tolerate this at any level of the services you offer. I'm fat. I also have a fat wallet & will no longer be using your services. Ever. Also after I told him I was healthy he turned the radio off & changed the subject. #putmymoneywheremymouthis #uberdriver #uber Edited to add: saying my driver is fat was obviously being used as a descriptor & not to insult him. Also I did not show his face or use his name when filming, it was to be able to show what I deal with daily & why this behavior is unacceptable from anyone. A post shared by Plus Model????Mom ????Feminist???? (@tessholliday) on Apr 18, 2017 at 4:29pm PDT How can she think she’s perfect? Cuz a fat chick store gives her a catalog contract, and other fat chicks tell her she’s amazing, because they all want to believe it’s OK to be this massive, your bones, your heart, your life suffers because of it – even if it’s made you matter like a freak show freak…it’s disgusting. Everyone knows fat is bad, it isn’t beautiful, and this one is on another level of fat…so I don’t know why or how she can lie to her people, and be such a negative enabler, like keep on eating, it’s ok….when clearly…science proves otherwise.. Yes, fat chicks everywhere, listen to this fat chick, cuz you’re fat, tired and lazy, and it’s easier to remain fat and think it’s ok, even though you’re going to die because of it. She’s a fucking drug dealer, basically, and needs to be taken out back and shot…or better yet, give a gastric bipass surgery so that she gets skinny, leaving her with nothing to talk about. The fascinating thing in this burlesque, weird group, is that she’s had a fucking kid…a dude actually knocked her up..you this shit happen at walmart checkout counters…where you ask “How does she have a kid”…but it always and will always blow me away….disgusting…. The post Tess Holiday VS Uber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS vs Wickie Pipes for 420 Snapchat Takeover of the Day

It’s 420 and sure, I feel like a high school twat wishing people a happy 420, I’m a drunk and substance abuser, but I’m no weed smoking hippie, who needs to cuddle my friends in the park at 4:20 today…. That said, I love the weed seen, I love the weed people, I love that weed is legal, I love girls who smoke weed, I think it’s inspiring, amazing, and whether I smoke or not, I can say weed is a fucking win…. So we partnered up with WickiePipes , who sell amazing products, and had a stepGIRL Snapchat takeover with the goodies, which was amazing, perfect, and glorious…. So if you’re gonna smoke out of a pipe and you should…visit WickiePipes.com The post stepGIRLS vs Wickie Pipes for 420 Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day

We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed…. I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness… Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything…. Here are the pics….. Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!! USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT FIND OUT MORE NOW There’s more, here’s a video they put out that got 10,000,000 views on Facebook, so people clearly like it…. The KEY POINTS about the Genius Pipe are: 1- NO COUGH GUARANTTEE 2- THIN AND DISCREET 3- PACK A BOWL AND SMOKE 4- SUPER STRONG 5- WATERLESS FILTRATION 6- PRESERVES ALL FLAVOR 7 – MOST IMPORTANTLY USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT GET YOURS NOW So if that’s not enough reason to get one…..you’re obviously a useless person who doesn’t know good when you see it… USE SECRET CODE – stepforum – FOR A DISCOUNT CHECK IT OUT NOW The post Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vyxen Steel does stepGIRLS of the Day

As our friend Vyxen Steel’s website claims Get a hand wipe for yourself and squeegee for your computer screen. Vyxen Steel will squirt deep into your hearts with her amazing Anal, DPs, group sex and some intense Squirting scenes! We didn’t see any of that for this exclusive #stepGIRLS shoot, but she was naked…and amazing…which may not be exciting to you based on her body of work…but is exciting to me because I like all naked bodies…no matter how naked or hardcore I’ve seen them before… Shot by Mr stepGIRLS himself CANNON SHOW TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS, We’re talking PG-13 with some ANUS, not porno CLICK HERE The post Vyxen Steel does stepGIRLS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap… You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out.. Well… We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves… With Love, Jesus Martinez… DrunkenStepfather.com The post Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day

Our Friends at Roll-Uh-Bowl , who make a pretty genius and affordable portable waterbong gave us the opportunity, or rather the excuse to spend a night with our original stepGIRL…Macbud…who those of you who read the site will remember…because she’s been part of so much good that we’ve done…. We figured, it’s Christmas so why not have a Christmas part of our own, filled with nothing to do with Christmas, since Christmas is considered illegal in some states now, as it is non-inclusive..but it did involve a lot of product testing…and as you know…when you get a beautiful girl high in a hotel room for a photoshoot…things lead to pretty fucking naked… So thank you Roll-Uh-Bowl for making our dreams come true..a real Christmas Miracle…for you and yours… Merry Christmas to all…and by that I mean Happy Holidays…and by that I mean buy a fucking Roll-Uh-Bowl you cheap fuck…we’re offering a discount code when you buy. Remember, they brought you the Macbud and her glorious breasts…nothing wrong with that. ————- Model: Macbud Photographer: Cannon Show for stepGIRLS Brought you by: Roll-Uh-Bowl ————- REMEMBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME….AND For the best gift for any smoker in your life.get Roll-Uh-Bowl the silicone, portable, industructable, waterpipe The post stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day

It’s Halloween…and if you visit this site, you will know that the stepGIRLS are the fucking best…so we partnered up with the good people at CREEPSTREET.COM , the creepiest, horror inspired, full of ghouls, gore and whore….or whatever the fuck you sluts look for on Halloween… clothing brand….I mean I don’t think any other brand is so committed to Halloween than these guys… I don’t know what says whore more than a half naked girl in a hotel room with two dudes…not that I know how creepy this shoot was, I assume the model lived, but I wasn’t invited to attend. I guess the girls, like this stepGIRL @saniamallory feel uncomfortable around a real creep….or the creeps creepstreeting during the shoot didn’t want me to take away their shine… Either way, it’s all fun and games when you’re making fun of creeps but when throw a real one in the mix and all goes to shit so keep the DrunkenStepfather at home…and show him the pics…so no lawsuits happen…I get it..and at least I get to see the pics… That said, it’s Halloween, here are the pics… CREDITS: FOR: @creepstreet vs @step_GIRLS BY: @iheartboris Starring: @saniamallory USE code CREEPYHALLOW expires 10/31/2015 at 11:59pm PST for 31% off all orders $100+ at CREEPSTREET.COM The post Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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