I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit… So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me… The post Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top 10 Hottest Celebrities to Pose for Playboy Fleshbot Candice Swanepoel nip slip in a leather jacket in a pool Taxi Driver Movie Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan completely nude on the beach The Nip Slip Ella Weisskamp naked Drunken Stepfather Playmate Amy Lee Summers pimping water (header image) Egotastic All Stars Busty teacher and her busty Japanese students Boobie Blog … read more
I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter…. The post Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of my favorite things about Emily Ratajkowski is how she always seems to show up in a bikini at least once a week. Well, that and those massive chesticles of hers, but the two kind of go together, if you ask me. Anyway, here’s Emily at the beach again sharing another round of bikini pictures. And personally, I think these are her best ones yet since last time. Enjoy! Continue reading →
Tom Hiddleston … well, he’s not doing so hot these days. And there’s approximately a 100% chance that that’s because of Taylor Swift. Tom was doing fine before he began dating Taylor last June . He had those Thor movies, he was a respected actor with a solid fan base. It was good. But when he got with Taylor, something happened. He changed. And not for the better. About three seconds after they decided to get together (which coincidentally happened about three seconds after she broke up with Calvin Harris ), they were photographed kissing on a beach. After that, they were photographed going on dates around the world, meeting each other’s parents and having the most romantic time. Oh, and who could forget Taylor’s annual Fourth of July party when Tom rocked a tank top that read “I Heart T.S.” ? It was embarrassing, overwhelming, and it only lasted for a few months — they announced their split in September. Since then, Tom has spent his time talking about Taylor Swift, giving weird, self-congratulatory speeches , and then talking about Taylor Swift some more. But now he’s had enough. In a new interview with The Telegraph, Tom was asked if he regretted “the publicity and gossip” that came with his relationship with Taylor. And his response, which he’s said to have given “testily,” was “What should I regret in your mind? I would rather not talk about this, if that’s all right.” For one, it’s kind of dumb that Tom’s asking what he’s supposed to regret when the poor reporter was pretty clear. And for two … come on, Tom. Then, “after a long pause, with his hand on his chin” — he sure sounds insufferable, huh? — he said “I’m just thinking about this. Everyone is entitled to a private life.” “I love what I do and I dedicate myself with absolute commitment to making great art and great entertainment, and in my mind I don’t conflict the two.” “My work is in the public sphere and I have a private life,” he concluded. “And those two things are separate.” It’s just kind of rich that he’s going on about having a “private life,” because of course he does, but when it suits his purposes, he’s totally fine with sharing intimate details. Just last month , he said that “Taylor is an amazing woman. She’s generous and kind and lovely, and we had the best time.” And it’s worth saying again: he posed for a photo for Instagram in a tank top with the words “I Heart T.S.” on it. But yeah, go ahead and sass reporters and pretend like you’re above all this media attention, Tom. Great plan. View Slideshow: 14 Famous Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift
Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking… Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped… I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks… I’ll post it anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking… Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped… I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks… I’ll post it anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless… To me, she’s an instagram model on some hustel to get more followers, but she’s only at 20k so she’s not annoying and I can look at her bikini shoot like the pure and beautiful angel opportunist that she is.. The post Liza Kei is Pretty Fucking GOod of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
