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Ashley Graham Tries to Had Her Fat, While Pretending to Own the Fat, While No One Likes being Fat of the Day

Ashley Graham and some other underserving cunts got the cover of VOGUE, because VOGUE wants the “it” people involved who are not actual models but are actual models like Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner because they pretend they are…and the people pander to them, because they are rich and that’s how the world works…coddle the already coddled…and the good news is that it won’t fix them….and eventually they’ll crack, too bad they arey younger, it will probably happen later in life…when I’ll be dead. Ashley Graham, the woman three times the size of all the other women, charging….at the cameraman because he’s holding a burger…now that shit’s crazy…The media loves fat people – to sell burgers, fries, and candy to… They want us on pharmaceuticals for diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure….so celebrate fat girls…make fat acceptable…when everyone knows that it’s not acceptable, it’s disgusting…EVEN THEM… They want us lazy as fuck….to consume their bullshit and be too lazy to overthrow the government…But unfortunately, the fat girls they use are the ones with the loudest voices are the fucking worst…as they promote being “healthy Fat”…even though that doesn’t exist…and we all know they wish they weren’t fat…but are milking their fat…cuz it gets them on the cover of Vogue…and if you can make money in a lazy way with a lazy attitude cuz you’re lazy – proven by your fatness….you keep that lie going…. Garbage…but the funny thing is she’s doing fat girl posing tactics, like hand on thigh, to look like she’s less offensively fat…because VOGUE doesn’t like fat people no matter how hard they pretend… The post Ashley Graham Tries to Had Her Fat, While Pretending to Own the Fat, While No One Likes being Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day

Jackie Cruz is from Orange is the New Black…..I’ve never heard of her, but wikipedia has and apparently she’s 30…and her nipples are fucking massive….at least I think they are, because she’s on the beach in a bathing suit that seems to have a window, and I think I can see her massive fucking dinner plate sized nipples..and it’s pretty gross…but expected because her last name is CRUZ…if you know what I mean…and you know…. She’s born and raised in America and the Dominican Republic – she was homeless – she’s had brain surgery and she’s got HUGE DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES… I don’t know if this is erotic or not…but it’s DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES…just missing some burgers on those fuckers…for me to eat off of.. The post Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is hilarious to me….and probably to most people around her – but they’ll never let her know that – they’ll just give her work and tell her how great she is….because she fucked Bieber… I don’t think she’s that hot, but she’s hot enough, to pretend that she’s a model, and she gets herself out there enough to get followers to get more work….and people hire her because they think she’s a model or relevant… and thanks to having a trust fund or being a rich kid with a fucked up a rich from acting dad and some trendy friends who she’s attached herself to…she makes it work….as she works it on the beach in Hawaii… SHE ALSO DID A FASHION SHOW FOR GIGI HADID….BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THE SCAM WORKS DOWN…I LIKE THE NUMBER ON HER – LIKE A CATTLE AUCTION…. The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dr. Steve Perry Throws On A Charter Cape For Bottom-Shelf Billionaire Betsy DeVos

Dr. Steve Perry Defends Betsy DeVos’ Secretary Of Education Position Connecticut educator Dr. Steve Perry has become famous for revolutionary academic standing in the black/brown community. The Founder & Head of Schools for Capital Prep. is even opening a charter school in Harlem with rapper Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs as a partner in the venture. Unfortunately, Dr. Perry has been coming under fire for defending the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos . The Republican-ruled Senate voted yesterday on the confirmation of DeVos to serve as the Trump administration’s secretary of education, a close vote that required Vice President Mike Pence to break with a tie-breaking vote. Dr. Perry is now throwing on a cape for the bottom-shelf billionaire after everyone came the incompetent education head: Seriously? Hit the flip for more of Dr. Perry defending of Dummy DeVos next…

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Pioneers: Celebrities Accused Of Having Fake Donks Before The Kardashians

Pre-Kardashian Fake Donks The Kardashians get credited with starting a lot of trended they didn’t actually start. However when it comes to fake butts, it’s pretty much established that Kim K really jumpstarted the movement. We all know about women who got fake butts since Kim K’s tape with Ray J but how many got them before? These women have been RUMORED to have had implants before the Kardashian craze…but what’s really real?

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Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $100,000 on eBay

The Internet is losing its mind over an orange, ape-like figure that’s worth way, way too much money. But enough about Donald Trump, let’s focus on this Harambe-shaped Cheeto. In case you forgot, or somehow missed it, our nation’s finest meme-creators spent way too much of 2016 enamored with a late primate named Harambe. The former Cincinnati Zoo inhabitant gained immortality through tragedy after a toddler fell into his enclosure, and authorities made the difficult decision to kill Harambe out of fear that he might harm the child. From those unlikely beginnings, a legend was born: Social media couldn’t get enough of sarcastic tributes to the gorilla. Thousands promised to display their genitals in solidarity for reasons that remain unclear. And a truly embarrassing number of (hopefully) young folks registered  write-in votes for Harambe in the 2016 presidential election. Just when you thought Harambe obsession couldn’t get anymore ridiculous, it went ahead and did exactly that, because this is 2017, and there’s no ridiculousness ceiling anymore. It seems an eBay user made an amazing discovery while enjoying a powdery, Trump-colored snack recently. Behold – the Harambe Cheeto: Yes, the above item was posted earlier this week, and bids immediately went through the roof. See our earlier comment about the absurdity of the year we’re living in. “I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla,” reads the item description. “It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length.” If your interest is piqued, and feel like you just have to have the ‘Rambe Cheet’ for your very own, we have good news and bad news: The good news is, you’re not alone.  (That is to say you’re not alone in coveting the Cheeto. You’re almost certainly alone in life.) The bad news is, the Cheeto has already been snatched up – for a truly insane sum. According to the product page, Cheeto Harambe sold for an astonishing $99,900. Yes, someone spent nearly six figures on a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that vaguely resembles a dead gorilla. Somewhere, your grandparents are celebrating the fact that they just locked that “greatest generation” title down cold. View Slideshow: Harambe Mourned, Celebrated by Celebrities Everywhere

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Kim Zolciak Brags About 4-Year Old’s "Real Gun" Handling

Kim Zolciak has found a way to distract people from her ridiculous cleavage. The reality star shared something her four-year old son, Kash, brought home from school this week, bragging to her followers on Snapchat about all the things Kash loves about her dad. For example, according to the following image of a school questionnaire, Kroy Biermann is 51 years old. He likes to ride his four-wheeler. His favorite food is steak. His favorite drink is Sprite. His job is to play football. And Kash loves his dad because “he lets me hold his real gun.” Wait… WHAT?!? Biermann lets his four-year old child hold his real gun? Moreover, this is something Zolciak wanted to tell her followers all about? As you can see below, Kim wrote as a caption to the photo, “I [love] this!” But social media users didn’t exactly feel the same way. If Zolciak means that she loves seeing all the ways in which her son loves her husband, then, sure, absolutely. She ought to be proud and excited over this questionnaire. Last year, you may recall, Kash dressed up in a military outfit and carried a fake gun for Halloween. He posted a picture of himself holding it toward the camera on his Instagram account. (Yes, the four-year old has his own Instagram account.) The picture earned Zolciak and her family a lot of backash, but apparently not enough. Gun advocates here will likely say that it’s important for kids to learn gun safety as early in their lives as possible, and that much is true. If parents know that their kids will be handling guns as they get older, then it’s definitely a good thing to make sure these children know what they’re doing. But still. Four years old?!? Zolciak and Biermann got married in November 2011. Together, they share six kids – Brielle, 19, Ariana, 15, KJ, 5, Kash, 4, and 3-year-old twins Kane and Kaia. (Zolciak had Brielle and Ariana from previous relationships; Biermann went on to adopt them.) As you can see from the photos above, the couple is going very strong. “This guy!! I love him to the moon and back!” wrote Kim as a caption to the above image, adding: “When he hurts I hurt, when he’s happy I’m happy! He doesn’t even have to speak and I feel him! Thankful for this last week! Romantic and restful!! “Now back to Filming a brand new season of Don’t be Tardy. I can’t believe this will be Season 6!” View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Flaunts Ridic Cleavage, Buff Husband on Vacay Zolciak is no stranger to brewing up controversy when it comes to her kids. Daughter  Brielle Biermann has become her own viral sensation over the past several months, often flaunting her bikini body on Instagram and using her body to gain as many followers as possible. She’s been egged on throughout by her famous mother. But the real question is this: Is Zolciak really getting plastic surgery for her three-year old child ?!?

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Instagram Model Carmella Rose Works It Good

Here’s one of my all-time favorite Instagram models  Carmella Rose back with another super-hot photoshoot. And I guess this is her attempt at those fake-artsy black-and-white shoots we’re always seeing real models do for fashion mags. There’s only one problem: Carmella forgot to go topless. Which, as you all know, is the key to any good “classy” fashion photoshoot . Oh well. It’s a classic rookie mistake. I’m sure she’ll get it right next time. Here’s hoping anyway. » view all 18 photos

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Hannah Ferguson’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Alright, so I know that Super Bowl last night was pretty freaking epic, so I’m not going to say anything crazy in this post. Like that  Hannah Ferguson ‘s teaser video for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is the greatest thing you’re going to see all year, or more exciting than the first overtime game in Super Bowl History. But I will say this: one of these things features a hot supermodel rolling around topless on the beach and the other featured sweaty dudes in shoulder pads rolling around on one another. I’ll let you do the math. » view all 15 photos

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