Here’s one of my all-time favorite Instagram models Carmella Rose back with another super-hot photoshoot. And I guess this is her attempt at those fake-artsy black-and-white shoots we’re always seeing real models do for fashion mags. There’s only one problem: Carmella forgot to go topless. Which, as you all know, is the key to any good “classy” fashion photoshoot . Oh well. It’s a classic rookie mistake. I’m sure she’ll get it right next time. Here’s hoping anyway. » view all 18 photos
I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading →
I thought those LOVE Advent videos were already bad enough when it was just wannabe models like Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner pretending to be A-list hotties. But now they finally get a real supermodel in Stella Maxwell for Day 6 and… get her to do a terrible job acting out a scene from Wolf of Wall Street , for some reason? So to recap, they’re making fake models pretend to be real models and real models pretend to be actresses. What ever happened to just having hotties dancing around in lingerie? This really isn’t that difficult, guys. C’mon! Continue reading →
I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record saying how Kendall Jenner only became a “real” model because of her rich parents, and how she’d just be another hot Insta-wannabe with any other last name. But then she does a photoshoot like this one for Allure Magazine and I’m sorry, I know Kendall’s super-cute but she’s just doing it all wrong. I mean, everyone knows real models don’t wear anything under their see-through dresses . It’s just Fashion Model 101. And Kendall should know better by now. Continue reading →
I am pretty confident that Maitland Ward is an unstable, possible drug addict, fame whore trying to get some attention before it’s too late…pushing 40, maybe even older than 40, banking on Boy Meets World, her ONLY job, fans to remember her and pay attention…and I guess it is kind of working… I just find the whole thing pretty fucking sad, not because I hate old sloppy girls half naked, I mean I think it’s great…especially when the whole thing backfires. I mean sure sites like mine post on her, but sites like mine are totally fucking irrelevant, and that may make these girls feel good, but that just shows how dated their thinking is, assuming that they think… A couple of days ago was “Kiss a Ginger Day”….a perfect day for ginger fame whores to self promote…and she missed it and posted it a day later…when it was trending on facebook. These kind of obscure days are the ones these fame whores NEED to be producing content for, so sites have an excuse. Missing the day, when it’s all you’ve got, it’s your Golden Globe, to show off your tits and hope maybe, just maybe this time will be the time people care… Instead, she just looks like a fucking wreck, which is erotic to me, but that’s because I only really deal with unstable, hooker type women, one pill away from overdose… I mean could she have shot any shittier fucking pics…it’s her naked with a naked friend on her – yet they look like they are shot in a first generation iphone…at least invest in a goddamn camera and some photography classes fame whore. If Kiss a Ginger a Day Late with a Ginger who should be living for this one day as it’s her only hope…isn’t you’re kind of famewhore.. How about Bai Ling Dressed like David Bowie as a “Tribute”…or what I like to call pissing on his grave. I like the smoking- you know since he died of cancer…nailed it… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Follow us on Facebook | Twitter | INSTAGRAM The post Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is the worst forehead in bootleg modeling… All SI Swimsuit models are bootleg…they aren’t real models and don’t really work…but they get rich boyfriends… Nina Agdal happens to be the one who has special needs, at least I assume she does, she’s got Downs Syndrome mainly because she’s got this big Danish head…. She’s a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….rich guys love Sports Illustrated girls… Really, all that matters is that I am all for affirmative action, you know hiring handicapped people from some organization, who get government subsidies to give retards work…and who you can get for cheap as fuck… I am also into sex with retards for the same reasons…but that doesn’t matter….I’m just weird…so you can imagine…I’m into it.. If you don’t like that…here’s a slutty shoot of hers.. The post Nina Agdal Promoting Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This video is annoying but you can see Carmen Electra in a thong, or Kim Kardashian dressed like a slutty sailor. I think the whole pinup burlesque shit is designed for fat, ugly girls who can’t make it as real models, but Carmen Electra is still hot even though she’s old
