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HGTV Shows: The Best! The Worst! The Most Attractive!

We don't know what it is, exactly, about home renovation and design. All we know is this: HGTV is the most addictive channel on all of television. Chalk it up to the allure of fancy homes… the personable hosts… the fun of debating style and taste with your significant other. Whatever the reason, we can't get enough HGTV. But which popular HGTV show is the best of the bunch? Let's take a close look below and come up with an answer… 13. Rehab Addict Boo! Hiss! We’re sorry, Nicole Curtis, but you shouldn’t be using the words “rehab” or “addict” in any kind of positive or promotional sense. You annoy us. 12. Selling LA Selling LA chronicles brokers from three different real estate firms as they build up their rosters of millionaire clients and tour spectacular luxury home. The competition aspect is enjoyable, but the focus on wealth becomes nauseating after awhile. 11. Pool Kings It’s an entire show about pools. Always fun for a few minutes because… holy cow, do some people have amazing pools?!? But the concept quickly gets old. 10. Beachfront Bargain Hunters It loses some points for being such a blatant House Hunters rip-off. But it gains points for reminding us of all the beauty in the world. We’d live in pretty much any home featured here! 9. Hawaii Life The same as Beachfront Bargan Hunters. Just based solely in Hawaii. 8. Living Alaska Again, same premise. This time in Alaska! But this gets ranked higher because it’s pretty cool to jet around Alaska and see such gorgeous, unique areas. View Slideshow

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Suki Waterhouse Short Fat Legs in a Bikini Top Beach Jog of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is apparently dating some older Mexican actor who is in the new Star Wars…because she’s a whore for actors….previously, she was with Brad Cooper, but he want off and knocked up an actual model…who is actually hot…so why not go for the bootleg, Mexican version….it’s the logic of most American manufacturing…if you can’t afford to do the American manufacturing for whatever reason…go for the less expensive, more eager Mexico…only Suki Waterhouse isn’t American, she’s some rich cunty UK bitch..who’s father is a Plastic Surgeon, her mom a nurse and she pretends to be a model…but who’s legs tell a different story….one that reads…that she hangs out with models, and may have modeled, but her actual tactic is to fuck her way into Hollywood… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In more interesting Suki Waterhouse news, here she is getting her ass grabbed by Jorge the Mexican Star Wars star… I guess no Suki Waterhouse trying to get famous news is exciting….that’s what my takeaway from this post…oh and weird fucking shorts… The post Suki Waterhouse Short Fat Legs in a Bikini Top Beach Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liza Kei Nipple for Our Friend Erik Tranberg of the Day

Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless… That said, photographer ERIK TRANBERG , who was a friend of the site, or one of our instagram followers, and who may still be, but probbaly isn’t because all these photographers think I’m a bad look for them, as they recruit these girls to do titty shoots under the pretense that it’s not porn, and I call them out for it being shameless attempts at getting attention…and often times use words like “whore”…or “slut”…which in this world of pussies…can’t handle it.. That doesn’t mean I won’t look and celebrate old friends…and their pics of hot chicks…because ultimately…all these chicks are hot…whether I call out their marketing tactics or not.. The post Liza Kei Nipple for Our Friend Erik Tranberg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Cavallari is Selfie-ing herself in a Bikini Because She’s a Self Indulgent Cunt of the Day

I get that when you’re a low level reality show starlet – who didn’t make the move to the actual reality show that made all those laguna beach rich kids really matter – despite all being totally irrelevant today – you see because this one quit The Hills after doing Laguna Beach thinking she had a shot at acting….LOL…. Probably already rich, spoiled and annoying…go to Laguna Beach and see for yourself…not to mention she was able to get herself a pro athlete to maintain that lifestyle…that you have to take show off to your social following who remember you from TV…so that you can monetize too… So you gotta take that bikini selfie…mom in a bikini…vagina probably shattered…but we’ll never know thanks to smoke and mirrors….as she lives the life a bunch of lonely 35 year olds who remember her…envy…if only they could be as useless and self indulgent as this…if only they had a following they maintain…to get paid…for bullshit…thanks to the world being bullshit… Well…it was her 30th birthday, her husband surprised her with mexico..where she had bikini opportunities to share…and it is all so dull..but happened…and her body looks good…but you can still hate her…I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristin Cavallari is Selfie-ing herself in a Bikini Because She’s a Self Indulgent Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Bachelor Recap: Corinne Olympios’ Bounce House Fun

If The Bachelor spoilers have taught us anything over the years, it’s that there’s always a hero, and always a villain or two along the journey. On The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 3 , the ladies’ quest to woo Nick reached new heights … as did their hatred of Corinne Olympios. Watch The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 3 Online First order of business? A moment of clarifiction. Nick Viall admitted to the rest of the ladies that he sent Liz Sandoz home because he hooked up with her at Jade and Tanner’s wedding. She didn’t want to have a relationship with him then, he says, so why give her a second chance at having one now (i.e. she’s an opportunist). Afterward, he assures everyone that he’s there for them, while Corinne decides to “put on the sex charm” in an effort to one-up Liz. Seriously, she is one hyper-sexual creature. Putting on a trench coat with nothing underneath but a rose, she somehow procures some whipped cream and has Nick lick it off her. The girl is something else, to say the least. The Bachelor Preview: What Did Corinne Do Now?!? Not even that could reassure Corinne that Nick is hers for taking. After he said hello to someone else, she basically freaked out and cried. Mind you, there are a dozen-plus women here. Later, Corinne flaked on the rose ceremony (she already had one, so she wasn’t eliminated), which is the first time we can recall that. Nick is clearly in the position where he must choose between lusting after a hot, blonde nymphomaniac and aliening the other 17 girls.  It’s a tough life being The Bachelor , isn’t it? Later, it’s time for a group date featuring the Backstreet Boys and a challenge to be the best backup dancer and earn a special serenade. Cue panic from “bad dancer” Corinne who, once again, bursts into tears over the idea that Nick might pay attention to someone else. Corinne Olympios Topless on The Bachelor: My Dad Would Be Proud!! In the end, Danielle earned some alone time with Nick thanks to her dance moves, and slow danced with him as the Backstreet Boys sang. Corinne says it’s the worst day of her life. At the cocktail party, Ms. Olympios obviously pulls Nick aside asking for reassurance, then tells the women about her personal nanny. Danielle gets the group date rose; Corinne avoids flipping the f–k out (in front of cameras, anyway) for once, so that’s modest progress? Vanessa Grimaldi, the special ed teacher from Montreal and one of the early fan favorites this season, got a one-on-one date next. She made the most of this one, too. Even though she puked after a turn in a zero gravity chamber, that’s the kind of thing that brings you closer together with your S.O. At least it did in this case. It was cute. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Season 21 Contestants: Meet Nick’s Ladies! Corinne might have reason to worry about Vanessa. Nick not only made out with her after she vomited, but she made him cry as well. The prospects of finding love and listening to her talk about that did it for Nick, possibly even more so than kissing Corinne’s breasts. Watch out, Corinne. You’ve got some competition now. The next group date involved a track and field themed “Nickathalon” with the help of some Olympic legends such as Carl Lewis himself. Group dates are bringing out the star power lately. After competing for Nick’s love in the high jump, long jump, and javelin, Rachel and Astrid advance to the finals and the latter prevails. Her gold medal reward? Hot tub time with Nick! View Slideshow: 7 Girls From The Bachelor Franchise That Nick Viall Has Slept With At the cocktail party afterward, Dominique loses it, Rachel pulls her aside for a pep talk, then Dominique sees Rachel and Nick making out. Gotta love a show where this is the norm. When she confronts Nick about not making her feel special, Nick says that Dominique is “amazing,” but … he likes the others more. Sometimes, you gotta make tough calls. Rachel gets the rose, but lest you think that the villain has been overmatched, or eclipsed, Corinne straddles him in a bounce house. While all the others watch, she essentially dry humps Nick in a bikini and squeals with joy. It’s slightly arousing and very, very strange. In the wake of that clothed sex romp, Corinne goes back to bed and Nick realizes that the others probably aren’t fans of this contender. He’s a sharp one, that Nick Viall. View Slideshow: Corinne Olympios Photos: Bachelor Nation’s Newest, Hottest Villain!

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The Bachelor Recap: Corinne Olympios’ Bounce House Fun

If The Bachelor spoilers have taught us anything over the years, it’s that there’s always a hero, and always a villain or two along the journey. On The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 3 , the ladies’ quest to woo Nick reached new heights … as did their hatred of Corinne Olympios. Watch The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 3 Online First order of business? A moment of clarifiction. Nick Viall admitted to the rest of the ladies that he sent Liz Sandoz home because he hooked up with her at Jade and Tanner’s wedding. She didn’t want to have a relationship with him then, he says, so why give her a second chance at having one now (i.e. she’s an opportunist). Afterward, he assures everyone that he’s there for them, while Corinne decides to “put on the sex charm” in an effort to one-up Liz. Seriously, she is one hyper-sexual creature. Putting on a trench coat with nothing underneath but a rose, she somehow procures some whipped cream and has Nick lick it off her. The girl is something else, to say the least. The Bachelor Preview: What Did Corinne Do Now?!? Not even that could reassure Corinne that Nick is hers for taking. After he said hello to someone else, she basically freaked out and cried. Mind you, there are a dozen-plus women here. Later, Corinne flaked on the rose ceremony (she already had one, so she wasn’t eliminated), which is the first time we can recall that. Nick is clearly in the position where he must choose between lusting after a hot, blonde nymphomaniac and aliening the other 17 girls.  It’s a tough life being The Bachelor , isn’t it? Later, it’s time for a group date featuring the Backstreet Boys and a challenge to be the best backup dancer and earn a special serenade. Cue panic from “bad dancer” Corinne who, once again, bursts into tears over the idea that Nick might pay attention to someone else. Corinne Olympios Topless on The Bachelor: My Dad Would Be Proud!! In the end, Danielle earned some alone time with Nick thanks to her dance moves, and slow danced with him as the Backstreet Boys sang. Corinne says it’s the worst day of her life. At the cocktail party, Ms. Olympios obviously pulls Nick aside asking for reassurance, then tells the women about her personal nanny. Danielle gets the group date rose; Corinne avoids flipping the f–k out (in front of cameras, anyway) for once, so that’s modest progress? Vanessa Grimaldi, the special ed teacher from Montreal and one of the early fan favorites this season, got a one-on-one date next. She made the most of this one, too. Even though she puked after a turn in a zero gravity chamber, that’s the kind of thing that brings you closer together with your S.O. At least it did in this case. It was cute. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Season 21 Contestants: Meet Nick’s Ladies! Corinne might have reason to worry about Vanessa. Nick not only made out with her after she vomited, but she made him cry as well. The prospects of finding love and listening to her talk about that did it for Nick, possibly even more so than kissing Corinne’s breasts. Watch out, Corinne. You’ve got some competition now. The next group date involved a track and field themed “Nickathalon” with the help of some Olympic legends such as Carl Lewis himself. Group dates are bringing out the star power lately. After competing for Nick’s love in the high jump, long jump, and javelin, Rachel and Astrid advance to the finals and the latter prevails. Her gold medal reward? Hot tub time with Nick! View Slideshow: 7 Girls From The Bachelor Franchise That Nick Viall Has Slept With At the cocktail party afterward, Dominique loses it, Rachel pulls her aside for a pep talk, then Dominique sees Rachel and Nick making out. Gotta love a show where this is the norm. When she confronts Nick about not making her feel special, Nick says that Dominique is “amazing,” but … he likes the others more. Sometimes, you gotta make tough calls. Rachel gets the rose, but lest you think that the villain has been overmatched, or eclipsed, Corinne straddles him in a bounce house. While all the others watch, she essentially dry humps Nick in a bikini and squeals with joy. It’s slightly arousing and very, very strange. In the wake of that clothed sex romp, Corinne goes back to bed and Nick realizes that the others probably aren’t fans of this contender. He’s a sharp one, that Nick Viall. View Slideshow: Corinne Olympios Photos: Bachelor Nation’s Newest, Hottest Villain!

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Oh Banger: ‘Kini-Clad Sasha Obama Makes Waves In Miami

Sasha Obama Flosses Bikini Bawwwwwwdy In Miami President Barack Obama’s beautiful 15-year-old daughter Sasha turned heads in Miami Saturday with a jaunt to the beach with friends. Sasha wore a black bikini but kept on print shorts to cover up. Secret Service were on hand, of course. Hit the flip for more photos and please keep it classy in the comments! Let’s not forget Sasha is only 15! SplashNews

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Skin Links 1.13.17

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  The Weekly Mindfuck: Golden Showers Fleshbot Maitland Ward gets her boobies out at the beach  Taxi Driver Movie Maria Sharapova’s butt in pants  The Nip Slip Grace Hartzel tits of the day  Drunken Stepfather Holly Peers topless in bed (header image)  Egotastic All Stars Elizabeth Marxs topless down by the river  Boobie Blog Izabel Goulart amazing bikini booty  Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: Helly Von Valentine  Double Viking … read more

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Man Stealing Women’s Underwear and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Woman Stealing a Police Car Fist Fight on a Plane Naked man – Standing Outside a Store Failed Suicide Attempt… The Dude Didn’t Even Lose his Limbs Asian Adultery Caught Woman Gets Run Over at Intersection Some Weird Marilyn Chambers – Underground TV – Episode The post Man Stealing Women’s Underwear and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day

Maitland Ward had no choice but to get out there and snap off some pics of her in sheer lingerie so that everyone can see her big exhibitionist tits – as she’s trying to hit 100,000 followers on social media – and this is a good way to do it…or at least this is the only way she knows how…. The real question with Maitland Ward is where did she go over the course of all those years she wasn’t on TV and why all of a sudden is she naked oor half naked or implied naked on the internet… Boy Meets World, the only show she’s been on – was cancelled in 1998…or around that time…so there has been 20 years of where the fuck is Maitland Ward…for those who actually jerked off to her back then in a pre internet era, when jerking off to TV shows tits wasn’t all that crazy… I am now friends with Maitland, she ignores me when I ask for pussy pics, maybe she’s playing hard to get, but I like to assume because she thinks I’m going to mock her, try to humiliate her, and she’d rather do that herself…and I’m not complaining..I mean tits, old or young are always great to look at… And a low level who doesn’t take herself too seriously, clearly, taking shameless content on a beach that looks like it’s mid fucking winder, cold, and zero nice…for KISS a GINGER day….isn’t a terrible thing…sure it’s weird, even creepy…but at least she’s motivated to try…despite all the failing over and over and over… I am a fan. The post Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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