Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook… So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck. The post Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drake’s History Of Dating IG Models Drizzy Drake has an incredible dating history. He’s dated the likes of Rihanna and Serena Williams , but he’s also run around Instagram hopping in DMs and shooting his shot left and right. So while he does enjoy this: He also enjoys IG models like the rest of us. So let’s look at Drizzy’s history of IG models and DMs. Living the American Dream young man.
Chili Dog Fight Leads Step-Father To Murder Step-Son In Front Of Mother An argument over a chili dog has lead to a man’s untimely demise in a state where anything and everything heinous is possible… Florida . According to the Daytona-Beach News Journal , a 68 year old step-father (Danny Holder) has been arrested for the murder of his 55-year-old step-son (Randall Lowen) after the two men got into a heated argument over the classic cookout fare. Based on the report, Holder shot his 55-year-old stepson in the face as Lowen spoke to his mother Jackie Holder in the kitchen of their residence at the 6500 block of Shahab Lane on Monday about 8 a.m. The three, and an older brother Michael Lowen, share the house. But family members said Monday that Holder and Lowen drank and argued “regularly.” In a phone interview Monday, Michael Holder said the men got along, “as long as they’re not drinking.” Well, we’re not sure if they drink tequila for breakfast around the Holder-Lowen household, but Tuesday morning, the arguments persisted: Tuesday morning as Lowen was getting ready to go to work on his landscaping business, he and Holder got into another argument. Lowen asked Holder what time it was and Holder responded, “You have a clock on the nightstand. Look for yourself,” the report states. At that point, Lowen went to the kitchen where Jackie Holder was standing and she asked her son what the argument was about this time. Lowen began mimicking his stepfather and Holder walked into the kitchen and pulled out a gun, the report states. Jackie Holder told Lowen to run; she heard two loud bangs and watched as her son crumpled to the floor, the report states. The the f**k is WRONG with the people in this state??!?! Image via Florida Police/Facebook/Shutterstock
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes probably don’t have a subscription to Women’s Health Australia , so you might have missed seeing one of our favorite MILFs Jessica Alba on this month’s cover. But don’t worry, I’ll save you the trip Down Under to pick up a copy: here’s the beach shoot she did for the mag. And no, I’m not sure why they didn’t get Jessica to do one of her patented bikini booty poses either. That would’ve made a great cover shot, if you ask me.
Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, is worth it – because you get great pics for your instagram…especially when you look at Joy Corrigan.. I mean sure, you could argue she was a hooters waitress who took the wrong road…creating following, having access, being a scenester, and living a great life doing bullshit photoshoots all day…for brands who actually pay her enough that she doesn’t need a sugar baby…because we prefer girls with low standards who feed us chicken wings… But she’s still the less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney, trying to make it….both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls…..THE DONALD TRUMPS OF MODELS… All the trailer park dwelling, truck driving, walmart working, meat and potato eating, American Idol watching, middle of the road, uneducated, trash fucking love tits…so they exist.. I’ve actually been watching her social media / snapchat of this paparazzi shoot….and she’s not all that bad…I feel like I know her….Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….But because all these girls are interchangeable… The post Joy Corrigan on the Beach TITTIES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Things haven’t been looking too great for Amber Portwood lately. But just because things are going badly doesn’t mean you can’t look good! Amber put all her issues (which we’ll discuss momentarily!) aside this weekend so that she could give herself a whole new look. That’s the “before” photo she shared on Instagam. Sure, it’s pretty filtered, but take it in. “Hair is going PINK today!!!!” she revealed in the caption. “You can’t talk me out of it lol.” Pink hair, huh? Is that too big a change for the famously blonde Teen Mom star? Can she pull it off? Amber didn’t wait to long to share the “after” photo, the one with all the pink hair, so go ahead and judge for yourself: It looks cute, right? And despite that remarkably glum look on this face, she wrote in the caption that she loves the change. And hey, good for her. She deserves to feel good about herself, and she should — she looks great. But there’s a good chance Amber decided to go for such a different look to get her mind off her recent legal troubles. Amber and her sketchy boyfriend, Matt Baier, are being sued by their former rental company for unpaid rent and repairs. Why didn’t they pay rent, if Amber’s got all that Teen Mom money and Matt’s preparing to release his memoir ? It’s a good question, but one we don’t have the answer for. According to the court documents filed by the rental company, Amber and Matt owe $1,600 for failing to pay their last month of rent, as well as thousands of dollars worth of damages, much of it inflicted by the couple’s many pets. To repair the carnage left in Amber and Matt’s wake, the company says they’ll need to repair damaged dry wall, replace the vertical blinds, and order new mini blinds and a new door knob. They’ll also have to get a new smoke detector and install it, and there’s a whole lot to be done to the outside of the house, too. For what it’s worth, Amber’s former neighbor has disputed the rental company’s claims, saying that Amber’s old house looks fine and that it’s already being rented to someone new. She’s due in court in late February to deal with all this … but at least we know she’ll look fabulous while doing so.
Sad news today: Yordano Ventura is dead. Ventura, a 25-year-old pitcher for the World Series-winning Kansas City Royals , died today in a car crash in the Dominican Republic. It’s unclear exactly what happened to cause the crash, but according to Sports Illustrated, it’s believed that he was under the influence at the time of the crash. A Dominican police chief first broke the news of the crash, tweeting in Spanish “Regrettable!! It is the player YORDANO VENTURA the person who died in an accident in Juan Adrian at dawn today.” Later, the Vice President of Communications and Broadcasting for the Royals confirmed the news. “It is with a heavy and broken heart that we confirm the passing of Yordano Ventura,” he tweeted. “The club will release a statement soon. #RIPAce” — Ace, of course, being Ventura’s nickname. The Royals released an official press release just a few hours ago to “regretfully announce the passing of Yordano Ventura, who perished in a car accident last night in the Dominican Republic.” In the statement, Dayton Moore, general manager of the Royals, said “Our prayers right now are with Yordano’s family as we mourn this young man’s passing.” “He was so young and so talented, full of youthful exuberance and always brought a smile to everyone he interacted with.” “We will get through this as an organization,” Moore concluded, “but right now is a time to mourn and celebrate the life of Yordano.” The statement also included some information about Ventura’s short career, which he spent entirely with the Royals “after signing as a non-drafted free agent in 2008” before “debuting for the club” in 2013. He played two World Series with the team, helping bring them their second ever victory in 2015. During the last game Ventura played, he wore a special hat that paid tribute to two other baseball players who died too soon: Jose Fernandez who died last fall in a boating accident , and Oscar Taveras who died in a car crash a few years ago. Ventura’s teammates are already sending messages of mourning and love on Twitter. “I love you Ace,” third baseman Mike Moustakas wrote. “I don’t know what to say other than I’m going to miss you a lot. RIP ACE.” First baseman Eric Hosmer tweeted “ACE I love you my brother. I’m in disbelief and don’t know what to say. I love you ACE.” Drew Butera, a catcher for the Royals, wrote “Gone way too soon. You will forever be my brother. My prayers are with you and your family. May you rest with the Lord now.” Fellow pitcher Kyle Zimmer wrote “We lost a great one today. Hard to believe he’s actually gone. You will be greatly missed, Ace.” Hunter Dozier said “I’m at a loss of words today.. Very sad day in the baseball community. You’ll be missed Ace.” “When you scroll down and your whole newsfeed is talking about your brother,” left fielder Terrance Gore mused. “The impact the energy you brought to our team #GoneTooSoon” “I am still in disbelief,” pitcher Matt Strahm wrote. “I am going to miss you Ace! The clubhouse won’t be the same without you.” General manager Dayton Moore added “We love Yordano. We love his heart & who he was as a teammate & friend. He challenged us & made us better. We’re going to miss him.” Our thoughts and prayers go out to all affected by this tragic death.
Taylor Swift, more than any other popular celebrity, was extremely quiet during the 2016 presidential election. Aside from one social media post on Election Day expressing the importance of voting, she didn’t say a word — and a lot of people have been upset with her for it. Taylor is obviously one of the most influential celebrities today, and if she’d have been a little more outspoken about her political beliefs , some argue, it would have meant a lot to her fans. Of course, that’s assuming she supported Hillary Clinton. If she supported Trump , speaking out about it would have essentially been career suicide. But no matter who was Taylor’s pick for president, she obviously had no obligation to announce it. And remember, it was years and years into Taylor’s career before she felt comfortable enough to call herself a feminist , and even then, she only did it when feminism became something of a trend. All that is to say that Taylor’s never been one to loudly broadcast her political beliefs, especially if they’re even the slightest bit controversial. And boy, is she paying for it now. Yesterday, while hundreds of thousands of people all around the world were participating in the Women’s March — many of them celebrities — Taylor tweeted this: “So much love, pride, and respect for those who marched. I’m proud to be a woman today, and every day.” And immediately after she sent the tweet, people took issue with it. “This is gross opportunism,” one person told her. “Be better.” “As a fan of yours,” another person wrote, “this is some bullsh-t. You do not get to pick and choose when feminism benefits you .” The same person added “If you were really for feminism you would have spoken up against Donald Trump instead of just saying to vote on Election Day.” “You got a bad leg or something?” a follower hilariously pondered. “Why didn’t you March?” One person pulled out all the stops and told Taylor to “Stop using feminism as a prop to fuel your fake girl power narrative/meticulously crafted PR persona.” And that’s the issue: if Taylor truly was a feminist, these people believe that she should have been more vocal during the election, when it mattered the most. It’s so easy to take ten seconds and send a tweet, but why wasn’t she spotted at any marches yesterday? Rihanna and Katy Perry, two pop stars on Taylor’s level, managed to go out and support the cause they believe in, and there were no issues, no one caused a scene over seeing someone famous and stopped marching. Did she tweet about the Women’s March because she sincerely had feelings about it, or for the likes? It’s hard to say. But the point is that if Taylor really does feel so strongly about all this, there are a million things she could have done in the past several months to prove it. View Slideshow: Women’s March: See How The Celebs Got Involved!
Padma Lakshmi Appears On New Episode Of “Hot Ones” On the new episode of chicken-wing-and-hot-sauce interview show “Hot Ones”, Padma Lakshmi spouted off this doozy (at 8:20). Whatever THAT means. We’re sure there are some dirty Black men who wouldn’t mind being trapped inside Padma’s body too. Flip it a few times to see more of Padma wearing less. Image via Instagram
