I know there’s a lot of Instagram hotties out there. Hell, you could probably spend an entire afternoon scrolling on your phone and still not make it through half of them. Believe me, I’ve tried. But here’s one more you guys need to know: Lara Birmili . With a booty this good, the Austrian hottie definitely deserves to be on your radar. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some more scrolling research to do. Continue reading →
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Taylor Swift, Martha Hunt, Lily Donaldson, and more friends hit the beach in Rhode Island and managed to not shiver and shake their way through a freezing Mannequin Challenge on Thanksgiving.
Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet. From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible… When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know.. The post Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is garbage, rumored to be pregnant garbage, which means she’s double the garbage she usually is thanks to the two heartbeats…. I guess she’s having another one of her Taylor Swift holiday parties at her mansion she bought next door to one of her ex boyfriends, she’s had many, because she’s addicted to cock inside her and sometimes you need to give the media a story to back up her marketing that makes her 200 million dollars…. So girl and her real life barbies, who she’s either hired, or is genuinely best friends with them, because models – especially Victoria’s Secret models have no integrity and do anything, including men, to get as mainstream as possible..including putting up with garbage like Taylor Swift…. Well, they decided, because they are basic, followers, who have zero original thought, it’s all part of being a puppet…and did the Mannequin challenge, like they were EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA – all the MEME addicts and half naked bitches… Unfortunately, despite Taylor Swift hiring photographers to document her fake friendships for her social media, it’s all part of marketing, and her hair / make-up / assistants that contribute to her being a vapid, despite being full of FETUS cunt….they failed…their hair is moving and their dance at the end is offensive cultural appropriation…white people. But if you can stomach the beach, not bikini beach, but cold as fuck beach video until the end, you’ll see her chubby pregnant legs in leggings twerk…which is arguably how she got into this whole pregnancy situation in the first place…slutty….because she doesn’t know who the father is…allegedly…not really a Christian Country Singer problem…but maybe it is…Trash…like I said…ALLEGEDLY PREGNANT… Here are some more pics of their shitty thanksgiving that we collectively wish ended in a house fire or better yet – carbon monoxide poisoning in. It’s the silent killer… She’s the worst… The post Taylor Swift and Her Hired Model Groupies Have a Shitty Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” was a post that Padma made on her social media when I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….and now she’s wearing a bikini….a white bikini that is showcasing the billion dollar box….that billionaires think is worth cumming inside…because who the fuck knows why…. She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…into paying up. But it’s good business…especially for someone in her 50s….so this is a pussy in a white bikini tribute to some 50 year old brown chick…all for THANKSGIVING TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Wallet Fucker Padma Lakshmi in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret who no one really understands why or how she got booked by Victoria’s Secret, because she is not that hot…but more importantly, she was barely 18 and from Hungary when it happened…This alone should send some Red Flags or Sirens off at the offices of all the organizations trying to prevent Human Trafficking….it should be investigated…because why the fuck would the people at Victoria’s Secret even know of this barely 18 year old from Hungary….and why would they cast her…and why would she happen…when she’s really not even that hot…there’s a weird story behind this girl and her career and I think it’s a dark one… She’s in Maxim, which has rebranded and uses fashion photographers like Gilles Bensimon to take more nude pics than Playboy – and I like the vibe….even if I want to know who recruited this girl when she was still a kid…because I know the model industry is a fucking scam….so close to escorting…but not quite escorting…. Side note, I’ve heard she only fucks black athletes..which upsets all your white nationalists who support Trump and Tila Tequila…and I guess the more casual racists – because most white dudes will hate finding out their wife or girlfriend previously fucked black guys…I don’t know why – but it always makes me laugh… Now… here are those pics… The post Barbara Palvin for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret who no one really understands why or how she got booked by Victoria’s Secret, because she is not that hot…but more importantly, she was barely 18 and from Hungary when it happened…This alone should send some Red Flags or Sirens off at the offices of all the organizations trying to prevent Human Trafficking….it should be investigated…because why the fuck would the people at Victoria’s Secret even know of this barely 18 year old from Hungary….and why would they cast her…and why would she happen…when she’s really not even that hot…there’s a weird story behind this girl and her career and I think it’s a dark one… She’s in Maxim, which has rebranded and uses fashion photographers like Gilles Bensimon to take more nude pics than Playboy – and I like the vibe….even if I want to know who recruited this girl when she was still a kid…because I know the model industry is a fucking scam….so close to escorting…but not quite escorting…. Side note, I’ve heard she only fucks black athletes..which upsets all your white nationalists who support Trump and Tila Tequila…and I guess the more casual racists – because most white dudes will hate finding out their wife or girlfriend previously fucked black guys…I don’t know why – but it always makes me laugh… Now… here are those pics… The post Barbara Palvin for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow… And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous… Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard… Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”.. That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach. The post Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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