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Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best…. This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers…. But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid…. The post Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day

Pissed the paparazzi photographed my ass, thus sharing the photographs my husband took of my ass. Always a better option for viewing I guess the throat cancer from eating pussy has got in the way of Michael Douglas’ photography skills, or maybe, he’s just too fucking old to figure out how an iPhone works, and maybe he’s not even on the iPhone yet, he’s rich, who gives a fuck about iphones, he can pay trained monkeys to do menial tasks like text, email and take pictures for him…because these phone pics are fucking GARBAGE….not just because they feature old, tired, Catherine Zeta Jones, who I’ve never cared for….but because they re pixelated, blurry, run through some fucking filters… Meaning, I appreciate the protest against the paparazzi, the paparazzi deserve to suffer when you can work around their scamming images, and like celebrities I hate the paparazzi, for years I got lawsuit threats from them – over and over again – for sharing images I found on tumblr, facebook, other social networks….because they apparently owned the rights…which didn’t sit well for me, as a blogger, on the internet, where anything put out there is free game…including all the jokes I write that get stolen by movies…including this Catherine Zeta Jones pics…that are more of a protest really, and I guess she’s not that bad, while blurry from weird angles, like on her tippy toes, doing low level stripper tactics…that make me confident she wouldn’t exist as an actor or celebrity if she was to try in this era….she beat the digital marketing fame whoring and half naked pics makes you famous not raw talent….but then again, I guess she’s pulling their basic bitch tactics…. The post Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day

Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet. From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible… When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know.. The post Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Claudia Galanti See Through Top of the Day

Claudia Galanti is about as low level as the paparazzi get…you know the kind of person they shoot pics of who you don’t quite grasp why they shoot pics of them…like they just chose the loudest bitch in a bikini on the beach….so it is totally expected that an attention whore…like this…with her fake tits….who is only on the beach to have pics like this taken…so it all makes sense and a see through shit is a see through shirt people…take it in…even though I am sure it’ll happen again with this one…

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Jessica Simpson’s Creepy Half Naked Twitpic of the Day

This disturbs me…while not entirely because it’s still a chick in a bikini…and I guess she’s also a chick putting herself on blast for people to praise her and tell her she is beautiful…because when you’re a fat chick…that only happens when pregnant…not to mention her tits are huge, hormonal and milk filled….cuz her tits are always relatively huge to begin with…something that also comes with being a fat chick…so maybe it doesn’t disturb me at all…even if the concept of women with things growing inside them…is totally unnatural sounding…even if it is the basis of or existence….and totally it just doesn’t make sense to me….and either do the people who find pregnancy erotic….I just assume they are lonely and dream one day they will have a women dumb enough to let this happen… Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

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