First, Orlando Bloom got naked on a paddleboard. Now Justin Bieber has gotten naked in Hawaii, as The New York Daily News has published photos of Bieber in his birthday suit. How scandalous?!? Eh, we guess. It's not as though we haven't seen Justin Bieber naked while on vacation before. The fascination has sort of worn off at this point. We're more interested in Sahara Ray , the model with whom Bieber was hanging out while Bieber was… well… HANGING OUT. And we're not alone. Consider the reaction of Internet users to once again seeing Bieber in the buff. 1. The Election Can Wait And it’s not as though Bill has any right to say anything! 2. Sausage Party Time! And we’re all invited. 3. A Double Standard at Work? A handsome double standard, but still. 4. Public Hair in PUBLIC! Praise the Lord! 5. We Sense Sarcasm A whole lot of sarcasm. 6. No, You Are Not! Just wear a bathing suit. It really doesn’t have much material anyway. View Slideshow
Calvin Harris has pretty much been going ham since he and Taylor Swift broke up, and his new video for “Ole” certainly fits that pattern. Besides Harris epic' rant against Swift , he's been passing the time hanging out on boats with hot chicks and generally loving life lately. Oh, and he recorded the ultimate Taylor diss track . At least that's what we believed “Ole” was going to be – an epic parting shot at Swift cheating with Tom Hiddleston , her beau du jour. Well, now that the music video just dropped, it isn't quite the kiss-off breakup anthem we were envisioning, at least not on the surface. There is still shade to be seen here, however. Josh Newman, the singer and performer whose track Harris produced, is featured in the video along with a girl on the rocks by the beach. While the video takes place in Los Cabos, Mexico (hence the title) and Taylor Swift's beach house in Rhode Island, the parallels are clear. The rocks by her Watch Hill mansion, of course, are where her Taylor's relationship with Tom was first documented by the paparazzi. Ah, memories. Feels like it was yesterday. The squad chilling in chairs outside, meanwhile, conjure up images of those hilariously staged photos from TS' July bash in the Ocean State. And, of course, there is the lyrical content. Written from Hiddleston's – or Newman's – point of view, the new track makes apparent references to the actor's Thor character, Loki: “Low key … you won't tell none of your friends about me.” The Taylor-centric lyrics continue, “You've hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you've been going through hell.” “Left him alone and you booked in a hotel.” Newman croons, as the breezy video progresses, “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend.” “Being attentive, continue to pretend …” Pretty great. Actually a little more subtle than we thought it would be when excerpts started to leak out, but pretty great just the same. Harris has always believed that one's professional and personal lives are closely intertwined when it comes to Taylor. Oh how true this is. Who would've thought he'd come out with a song first, though? Gotta hand it to the DJ on this one. Check out the “Ole” video below:
Calvin Harris has pretty much been going ham since he and Taylor Swift broke up, and his new video for “Ole” certainly fits that pattern. Besides Harris epic' rant against Swift , he's been passing the time hanging out on boats with hot chicks and generally loving life lately. Oh, and he recorded the ultimate Taylor diss track . At least that's what we believed “Ole” was going to be – an epic parting shot at Swift cheating with Tom Hiddleston , her beau du jour. Well, now that the music video just dropped, it isn't quite the kiss-off breakup anthem we were envisioning, at least not on the surface. There is still shade to be seen here, however. Josh Newman, the singer and performer whose track Harris produced, is featured in the video along with a girl on the rocks by the beach. While the video takes place in Los Cabos, Mexico (hence the title) and Taylor Swift's beach house in Rhode Island, the parallels are clear. The rocks by her Watch Hill mansion, of course, are where her Taylor's relationship with Tom was first documented by the paparazzi. Ah, memories. Feels like it was yesterday. The squad chilling in chairs outside, meanwhile, conjure up images of those hilariously staged photos from TS' July bash in the Ocean State. And, of course, there is the lyrical content. Written from Hiddleston's – or Newman's – point of view, the new track makes apparent references to the actor's Thor character, Loki: “Low key … you won't tell none of your friends about me.” The Taylor-centric lyrics continue, “You've hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you've been going through hell.” “Left him alone and you booked in a hotel.” Newman croons, as the breezy video progresses, “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend.” “Being attentive, continue to pretend …” Pretty great. Actually a little more subtle than we thought it would be when excerpts started to leak out, but pretty great just the same. Harris has always believed that one's professional and personal lives are closely intertwined when it comes to Taylor. Oh how true this is. Who would've thought he'd come out with a song first, though? Gotta hand it to the DJ on this one. Check out the “Ole” video below:
Whenever I am recruiting my hooker for the night, you know wandering the streets as I do, looking for the best hookers, who are the ones who don’t have pimps…or escort agencies….I think about Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman, because that’s the exact opposite how my romantic encounter with the broken girl is going to go…I want to cum and be gone…I do not want to finance her hooker life, her money grubbing, her willingness to suck cock for a price, because that’s the kind of girl who you cant trust and who will fuck you over…but I’ll pay her her price, as long ass it is cheap, to suck me off…and give her what she actually wants for herself… Sometimes, when thinking about Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman, I remember her hot niece, who despite being a rich, working actress in her own right…she’s as broken as many strippers, thanks to a narcissistic dad who created all these idiots, who self destructed after his oscar and has since had the most laughable career….and sometimes Emma Roberts makes me think of her – when she’s out in leggings all hot assed and skinny – with pussy definition visible…not because she’s doing this for me, but because she did it and I’m a creep. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Skinny in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder why…. To put things in perspective…1.2 million people took the time to passively double click a picture of Gigi Hadid’s tits as they were scrolling through their instagram feeds. I don’t know how engaged they were in her tit picture, if they thought it was the best tit picture they ever saw, if they believed in the tits and bought themselves the bikini her tits are wearing to be part of what she’s doing…because she’s so exclusive, celebrity, rich and famous… It’s interesting to see that people are more engaged in a tit pic of some nobody than they are in anything that matters, it’s like 1.2 million mindless double clicks, for a 1.2 million retards robots, double clicking mindlessly, distracted, empty…and that is why social media fucking sucks…it’s noise for people who are satisfied with noise…instead of content for people who dig a little beneath the surface to improve our lives or other lives….imagine if those 1.2 million ppl spent those 10 seconds on something of value…instead – just put it into shit..total shit…good tits…but still SHIT… The post 1.2 Million People Like this Gigi Hadid Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff wore a t-shirt showing off her ripped stomach and not entirely ripped in a fitness way, although she is muscular and those could be abs, but ripped in a mom who’s stomach was stretched the fuck out and is hanging off her in a way that only a mom can appreciate – the beauty of sacrificing yourself for your child…and for every husband to look at in disgust asking “where did my wife go”….unless you’re lucky and find a nice elastic bitch who bounces back… I was never a Hilary Duff fan when she was young, fit, famous and at the top of her game, you know when all the groupies were created….I’ve only got into her in recent years, because I love her thick legs and ass, it’s a recent fetish of mine that I don’t understand – but that is luckily everywhere I look – because people are all hormonally fucked up and sugar loaded and thick…but mom body….this is new for me…and for some reason…a reason I call her pussy probably looking a lot worse off than the stomach because it took the real hit..I am fascinated by everything going on in these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical.. A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue… I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance…. I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ebonee Davis has great fucking tits. She’s really fucking hot. I am a fan and yes, I am a black lives matter activist- especially when they look like this… I have always had jungle fever – are you allowed to say jungle fever in this era of non-racism – where our words are being so controlled and analyzed it becomes racist in and of itself…and takes away from the American Experience…. Instead of letting us all be free to call wanting to fuck hot black chicks whatever the fuck we want….especially when the fantasy is consenual sex and not plantation owner rape….and I know Ebonee Davis isn’t actually from the jungle, she’s probably more likely from the dessert, or from the beach in the islands thanks to her ancestors that were brought there for sugar…it’s just a fucking expression…all you fucks with your oppressive anti-generalizing – who don’t realize that equal rights doesn’t mean I can’t call someone black…or tits…or whatever the fuck you want to call a girl with great tits If you want to see her topless from 2013…. CLICK HERE The post Ebonee Davis and Her Big Black Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is one of the big tits from the bikini a day account on instagram – where a couple whores with nothing going on decided that if they wear a different bikini a day – they’d be able to get a huge following and essentially become a bikini blog where bikini companies and other beach related brands can pay them stupid money to promote nonsense to their fans of bikini loving perverts…. I don’t remember her name but I do appreciate her hustle, seeing as she has monster tits, I doubt it was much of a hustle, things sort of just fell into place, but I still appreciate simple minded things they work out for simple minded people.. The issue with these non models is that they are chubby, and what was once instant gram – posting pics of your life – turned into photoshopped photoshoots – all staged and fucking lame – It’s got to the point where every bitch just photoshops the fuck out of themselves using an app called Facetune, but the key is to not be too dramatic with it – otherwise it’s too obvious…and you don’t recognize in person…if you ever meet them in person you’re like “WTF Is that monster”….it’s really that bad….I’ve seen it… So some of these pics are their pictures – vs the paparazzi pics their papaprazzi friend she called because there is no way the paparazzi would know who the fuck these cunts are – pics at Miami SWIM WEEK – for science… What does she tune on her body? The post Bikini a Day Girls have a Bikini Facetune Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
