Turns out that when a model – like this Andrea Spotorno – who I haven’t heard of but who is probably already rich from modelling because of her hard features, tall as fuck body, willingness to get naked and the whole not being fat thing – wears a bubble wrap shirt for a fashion magazine – and I can see her nipples – I get pretty happy. Maybe it is because bubble wrap was the only toy I got on Christmas, while the kids I was in the foster home with got actual toys, that came wrapped in bubble wrap…you know being the Mexican no one wanted and all…maybe Bubble wrap was my only childhood friend when I couldn’t speak the language….maybe popping each and every bubble released deep rooted hurt in my soul – like I was a cutter…or maybe I just like model tits… Either way, I wouldn’t notice her on the street other than to say “Look at the that tall skinny monster, I bet she’s a model”…but right now, right here…I am all about her little model tits. Boom.
Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party I talk about here, but that no one seems to care about, because Canada. I guess the fashion and modelling world picked her up and made her rich early on in life, so now at 26, she doesn’t need any of my maple syrup dripping off her chin, all over her amazing body. I am sure she’s had the Maple Syrup of many rich – A-List men all over over amazing body…and I would just pollute all she’s built up for herself… You know, too cool for my igloo, wolves and not giving me her beaver…ever…but she is giving her beaver to world on set somewhere – in a selfie that is amazing I have no idea where she posted it, but as a model, this is part of the job…you know the whole being naked thing – and thank god for that. Let’s hope she takes her daily nudity more seriously and documents it – because this is magical. Everything I ever wanted in a selfie without anus.
This is the trailer for GDE Magazine’s & Celebrity Style Publicist Exclusive Interview with Dwayne Walker, The Bronx clothing designer that is suing Jay-Z for unpaid royalties for designing the Roc-A-Fella Records Logo. Shorty Roc is the Interviewer and This is a GDE Films Production. youtube GDEMagazine.net
That would have had to been a big azz skunk! A little girl is recovering from being shot with a shotgun after her relative mistook the image of her in her Halloween costume for a real skunk. Via NYDailyNews : A 9-year-old girl was shot outside a Halloween party Saturday night in Western Pennsylvania, taking a bullet to the shoulder from a male relative who mistook her for a skunk. The condition of the girl wasn’t released Sunday, but police in rural New Sewickley Township said she was alert and talking as she was flown to a hospital in Pittsburgh, 30 miles away. Neither the girl nor her relative was identified. She was spotted on a hillside around 8:30 p.m. wearing a black costume and black hat with a white tassel, according to the Beaver County Times. The relative who accidentally injured her was carrying a shotgun. Police Chief Ronald Leindecker said the man wasn’t under the influence of alcohol, and was unsure whether he would be charged. The Beaver County District Attorney’s Office will review the case. This just stinks.
It was a weekend for the gods as Thor had a divine debut at number one, kicking off the summer of super heroes to a solid start. The vroom-vroom-smash of Fast Five took a steep plunge to number two while Jumping the Broom had a surprisingly strong showing at number three. Which meant that the widely-reviled Something Borrowed (more like Something Blew , amirite, dudes??) could only manage fourth place. Your weekend receipts are here.
Although he’s avoided public appearances and kept press engagements to a minimum in the lead up to the premiere of The Beaver , Mel Gibson might yet show up at the Cannes Film Festival. According to a rep for The Beaver ‘s French distributor, Gibson “is coming to Cannes,” though his camp says it’s still up in the air. Gauging public support, perhaps? Will the French lead by example and embrace the embattled filmmaker with open arms? [ THR ]
The Mel Gibson Comeback Tour begins in earnest on May 6 when The Beaver opens in limited release after months of delays and date changes. In the lead up to that moment, however, Gibson has broken his long-time silence for a lengthy and in-depth interview with Movieline sister site Deadline that covers everything from his legal troubles to The Beaver to whether he’ll act again to not being in The Hangover Part II .
Critic calls troubled actor’s performance ‘absurd and darkly unsettling.’ By Eric Ditzian Mel Gibson in “The Beaver” Photo: Summit Entertainment “The Beaver” would have probably been your standard feature film about a suicidal man who uses a hand puppet as a way to better interact with the world around him had its star, Mel Gibson , not uncorked a few hate-filled rants that would ultimately lead to the actor being charged with spousal abuse. To say “The Beaver” entered the South by Southwest film festival with some baggage, then, doesn’t capture the half of it. The spectacle of watching an actor in the midst of a meltdown portray a man in the midst of a meltdown is hard to resist. But it’s going to be a while until the masses get to check out the action, as Summit Entertainment has pushed back the movie’s release date until May. Until then, check out what critics at SXSW had to say after the film’s premiere Wednesday. Getting Past the Spectacle, Part I “Those echoes of Mel Gibson’s well-publicized breakdowns are impossible to ignore in an opening sequence introducing us to his character Walter Black, who first appears floating in a pool, arms outstretched like Christ’s. A few shots later, we see this ‘hopelessly depressed man,’ who has tried everything to remedy his condition, flagellating himself like a Catholic penitent. Whether intentional or not, this front-and-center reminder works almost as an inoculation to viewers for whom controversy might be a distraction from drama: Having put it out there frankly (much as the protagonist will soon do, in more outlandish ways, with his own issues), the movie kills a bit of our morbid curiosity; our awareness that this depressed character is being played by a troubled actor never vanishes, but it is allowed to inform the story at hand.” — John DeFore, The Hollywood Reporter Getting Past the Spectacle, Part II “Casting Mel Gibson is both a blessing and a curse. Not since ‘I’m Not There’ have I spent more time during a film having a meta-textual conversation with myself. What were the people on set thinking as they watched Gibson crack? Did making this film help Gibson’s mental health, or make it worse? Truth be told, this extra dimension only aids the film.” — Jordan Hoffman, UGO Mel’s Performance “His solo scenes are both absurd and darkly unsettling for several reasons, some of which depend on your tolerance for watching the notoriously bad-tempered actor, well, lose his temper: Whether awkwardly failing to hang himself in a bathtub or beating himself up with a guitar, Gibson demonstrates an expansive madness that suggests a much darker, more involving psychological transition.” — Eric Kohn, IndieWire The Big Picture, Part I “It may surprise some of you to learn that the story is more of a drama than a comedy. As you might expect, there are comedic moments that come from the puppet’s inclusion in various situations. But the story aims more for drama than comedy. ‘The Beaver’ is too ridiculous to be taken seriously, and too melodramatic to be funny. Foster wrestles to capture the right tones, but the shifts are messy from scene to scene, and it never seems to find the right fit.” — Peter Sciretta, SlashFilm The Big Picture, Part II ” ‘The Beaver’ is not a comedy, it’s true, but it is a deft exploration of the ways we struggle to express something as ineffable as depression, and the lengths we will endure to save our families. It is a potent reminder of why [director] Jodie Foster should have made more movies by now. And it is a strong beginning for screenwriter Kyle Killen.” — Drew McWeeny, HitFix Check out everything we’ve got on “The Beaver.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos Mel Gibson’s ‘Beaver’: SXSW Premiere Reviews Are In!
