This may be the first post I’m doing on Angela Ruiz , but get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of this Venezuelan hottie in the future. Because as far as I’m concerned, this is lingerie perfection right here. In fact, if you ask me, the only thing that could’ve made this photoshoot any better is if these pictures were taken in my bedroom. But hey, there’s always next time. Call me! » view all 16 photos
I don’t know how she does it, but it seems like every time I come across a new photoshoot from Swedish model Johanna Lundback , it’s somehow even hotter than her last one. But I don’t think she’s going to be able to top this latest bikini shoot any time soon, and the same goes for any other models out there. Because as far as I’m concerned, Johanna here is quite possibly the hottest girl any of you will see all day. And if she isn’t, let me know ASAP, because A) I find that extremely hard to believe and B) I want to meet her too. » view all 29 photos
Unlike some other celebrity blogs, I don’t really care whether Rihanna has “officially 100%” broken things off with Chris Brown or just 80%. Because as far as I’m concerned, the real breaking Rihanna news we should all be focusing on today is that she went out wearing this sexy catsuit in London. I kept hoping for a wardrobe malfunction though so we could see the rest. Don’t get me wrong, 80% is nice, but not nearly as newsworthy as 100%. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Rihanna Topless In Vogue Rihanna’s Got Milk Rihanna’s Booty Slip Video Rihanna Ruins An Upskirt Moment Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed. But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead. It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.
In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….
In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….
Gina Gershon is some 50 year old pile of Botox who was in my favorite movie of all time Cocktail…..and my second favorite movies Showgirls….and she doesn’t look a day over “She’s a fucking robot sent here to eat our fucking babies”….you see cuz there’s something hilarious about Botox and that is that when a bitch is 50 and has less wrinkles than a 20 year old, you know her skin taught like a condom, not that you have that problem and either do I, but I assume her face is what it is like….not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s in a shitty see through dress and you can see her menopausal tits in their menopausal bra….and I guess that’s erotic to some of you so Imma bring it.
Gina Gershon is some 50 year old pile of Botox who was in my favorite movie of all time Cocktail…..and my second favorite movies Showgirls….and she doesn’t look a day over “She’s a fucking robot sent here to eat our fucking babies”….you see cuz there’s something hilarious about Botox and that is that when a bitch is 50 and has less wrinkles than a 20 year old, you know her skin taught like a condom, not that you have that problem and either do I, but I assume her face is what it is like….not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s in a shitty see through dress and you can see her menopausal tits in their menopausal bra….and I guess that’s erotic to some of you so Imma bring it.
I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing… Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….
I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing… Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….