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Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Joy Corrigan is Florida Trash with an interesting face, hot body, and I appreciate that she has built her audience on istagram so that she gets the cheesy bikini catalog work, and I guess there is a lot of it, without being a cunt about it and heading to hollywood to cast in a reality show..because she’s got her life and scene set up in Florida, not to mention there’s all kind of Florida money rich dudes in her own backyard, plus the weather is hotter, the beaches nicer, and most importantly there’s a friendly chain of Cuban Chicken spots… Who cares. I know. But she’s showing nipple, because bikini pics are topless pics now. The post Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Reed Doing a Handstand of the Day

Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….according to google it’s a hair product company…according to social media…some whore who knows how to work social media to establish a fan base like all the other whores…because bikini handstands are slutty enough but not too slutty because it’s just a girl having fun, so much fun she wants to show her fans – that we can assume are a bunch of pervert dudes into girls playing off their half nakedness as innocent and cute…right….. What I am trying to say is that this is all so amazing. What a time to live… The post Madison Reed Doing a Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner was hired by a bikini company to be their spokesperson, because bikini companies are into vapid little fame whores, raised by fame whores, used by those fame whores to expand their fame whore network, because the fame whore who shat her out of her gold digging fame whore pussy…probably for the sake of just making more money for the family…all because the bikini company wants eyeballs to look at their bikini company…and are willing to spend a lot of money doing that… I mean they could have hired someone who could be of inspiration to young bikini shoppers everywhere, you know a positive image, instead they just invested in the fame whore business model…instead of something of value….perpetuating this nonsense lie… Either way…pics.

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Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that… So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.

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Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.

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Colleen Shannon Is The Sexiest DJ

Alright you perverts, be respectful, because bikini model/world’s sexiest DJ Colleen Shannon here isn’t just one of the hottest things you’ll see all day, she’s also my newest Twitter friend. And I want to make a good first impression so maybe someday we can take things to the next level. That’s right: a DM. I’m pretty sure that’s considered third base in the blogger world. So wish me luck, and enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

A day is not a day until we post typical, boring, obvious, bikini Catalog pics…that bring in a decent looking girl, and makes her pose like so many other girls before her, in a setting so similar to all bikini catalog settings, because bikini catalogs are like groundhog day, always the fucking same…like clockwork..I can tell you every pose without even looking at the fucking things…I guess the difference between them is the model used, and this model, Federica Nargi, is some hot, 24 year old, Italian babe who is famous in Italy…and probably for more reason than having a shitty stripper inspired heart tattoo on her hip bone…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS BABE FOR GOLDENPOINT SWIMWEAR CLICK HERE

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Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

Irina Shayk Posing With Panties of the Day

Irina Shayk is owned by the assholes at Sports Illustrated. My assumption is that they bought her from her “boyfriend” who is gay, even though he is not known for being gay, but who is gay, because if he was to come out as a gay in the Euro league, it would be some serious shit that takes away from his skill as a top player…and that’s is some serious shit, since European men, despite being flaming hate fags.. So the answer to that is buy a Russian hooker, give her tits, send her to America to live her dreams, see her once a quarter for paparazzi pics, and get Sports Illustrated to back you for legitimacy since they are the media that run this kind of thing… I also assume that Sports Illustrated owns beach bunny, so it’s only natural that Irina Shayk would post pics of her sniffing a pair of their panties, because it’s her job… Either way, she’s hot and has beat the system…unlike the Russian whores I know…who cost a lot and have no souls…here she is.

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Katie Cassidy Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Who the fuck is Katie Cassidy and why the fuck is everyone so excited she’s in a bikini… I mean haven’t we got to a point in the over saturated internet world where bikini pics ar e no longer exciting, or do we still have to post every no name, fame whore, rich kid, socialite, celebrity who gets into a fucking bikini like it’s news…even when they do it with small tits, boring bodies, and not on set of a sex tape… It’s like give me more substance, if you’re gonna hire the paparazzi to take pics of you, make it fucking count bitch. TO SEE HER BIKINI PCIS CLICK HERE

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Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright… I want more scandal god dammit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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