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Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out…. I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it… I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis… Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant.. The post Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 10 Miami Swim Week of the Day

#452501470 / gettyimages.com Every summer the people who put on New York Fashion week, also put on a bikini fashion week, because bikinis are amazing and deserve their own week, set in Miami. It’s a solid excuse for the business people to get to the beaches of Florida, and an even better excuse to get girls half naked, on stage, by pretending it is fashion and not erotica or striptease…even though they are half naked… So all the bikini models, and aspiring bikini models..from low level to top level…and all the photographers…from low level to top level…congregate…get half naked…and get wasted together.. I wasn’t invited because I am an outsider no one notices…but luckily I can still jerk off to the pics – and not risk getting arrested…it’s better like this… There are thousands of pics from the week, I just chose the first 10 because they had helmets on and I liked it. #452505318 / gettyimages.com #452505312 / gettyimages.com #452504954 / gettyimages.com #452504322 / gettyimages.com #452504282 / gettyimages.com #452502254 / gettyimages.com #452502098 / gettyimages.com #452500782 / gettyimages.com #452505154 / gettyimages.com

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Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you… I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of… But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

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Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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