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Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this will be a fetish to a few people… The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby… The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits….. The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants… All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained… The post Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Biel is pregnant….but I am going to assume that before she was pregnant, she got a job, because she is Justin TImberlake, the Bieber before Bieber’s wife, and they are pretty connected in this whole entertainment industry, and I guess before she was a N Sync groupie, she had an acting career of her own…and I guess she wants to keep that going, or at least have one last hurrah…titties out in a bra…because she just wants you to know how good she is at getting into her role, because otherwise, she’s just Timberlakes broad shouldered wife who has nothing better to do than fitness in her times of bearding him… I mean, there was a time when she was on Seventh Heaven and did some sexy shoot and everyone went nuts….in the 90s….a long long time ago..but she’s still got big titties The post Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katherine Heigl is a bit of a monster, who I would expect to see in underwear bottoms like this, even if it is for a movie…the idea of her in something sexy, would just be confusing…because despite her big tits…she’s a bit of a man, or at least has the sex appeal of a man..and the fact that she had her kid out of wedlock, to be a single mom, makes me think..she may like being the man….and I guess woman..because she doesn’t need no man…to get in the way of her life…the whole thing is so slutty!! I’ve always found her pretty sloppy…but sloppy girls get love all the time…so here are the screenshots from whtaever the fuck this is…either a movie, or tv show…because you know at home, she only wears the strap on… The post Katherine Heigl in her Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Carmen Electra’s Beach Shoot of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2015 by admin2| Leave a comment

Carmen Electra defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Coco Does Thanksgiving of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Being a hooker, who has managed to sugar baby some dude who likes hookers, allowing her the financial freedom to have a good time just fucking around as a hooker would, if a hooker had the means to fuck around, and the whole thing is fun, even cute and I appreciate it, because despite being a silly ass implant novelty act you’d expect to find at a strip club, she has a lot of fun trying to make her own money and pave her own way, when other hookers who sugar baby rich guys become uppity bitches, who think they are the reason their boyfriends are rich, and who spend their boyfriends money like it was their own, because 50 percent of it is their own, but it’s way worse than staying true to her half naked self… So this is an instagram campaign for some shitty brand, and she’s doing it with a gutter, welfare thanksgiving meal that she made herself at the grocery store’s pre-made food section…and I guess what matters is not her thanksgiving spirit, but her reflection in the mirror…that ass may go for blood, but it’s no vampire…

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Chelsea Lipp Whipped Cream Bikini for Andi Elloway of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Andi Elloway is my favorite photographer in the history of photographers and I am not just saying that beacause I have seen her in a bikini during a photoshoot in a pool and it was a religious experience. I am saying it because despite it being a religious experience, the quality of her pictures were solid, I mean I know models who have a hard enough time just being hot in a bikini, you know unable to even answer basic questions while being in a bikini, yet Andi produces art while being art… You see, despite being so hot while in action, hot enough to be in front of the camera – she chooses to be behind the camera and that is the perfect level of subtlety I like in a babe…it’s like “I could be a half naked girl, it’s easier, but I choose not to, I am the half naked girl taking pictures of a half naked girl, making the half naked girl she is taking pics of, more comfortable than I would, as I masturbate in the corner asking her to crawl around and arch her back more…I’m that kind of director… So here is a little whipped cream bikini – amazingness with babe I don’t know much about, but feel the need to help organize a weekend retreat with…where I may propose in some orchestrated youtube video named Chlsea Lipp and this is just way too much of a good thing for my brain to process and absorb….all I know is that I am happy it happened….

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Kat Dennings Molests Mannequins of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kat Dennings is feeling up a mannequin and I think it’s safe to say – I prefer her self shot nudes – because despite being chubby as fuck – she’s got some massive tits…and sometimes tits are powerful enough to erase all the other flaws a girl has – like a gut, pregnancy belly like Blake Lively, cellulite and even active herpe lesions – scabs everywhere but damn them tits… The key to this picture is the person appalled with her – trashy, not very ladylike behavior – because there is no class in the world…

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Kaley Cuoco Pushes Dog Bibs on Instagram, Continues to Have Too Much Time on Her Hands

Posted on October 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey, did ya hear? Kaley Cuoco loves her dogs ! We assume you’re already aware, because despite the fact that Kaley signed a $90 million contract for three more seasons of The Big Bang Theory she’s still just as famous for her Instagram as she is for her acting. And her Instagram is Dog City. Which is cool. Kaley’s an animal lover in general, and she’s done some great work with conservationist organizations, but sometimes she goes a little overboard with her pet love. Take her latest invention, for example: Yup. Dog bibs. “Our idea is sweeping the nation,” Kaley wrote along with hashtags reading, “#SharkTank” and “MillionDollarIdea.” Clearly Kaley is kidding (we hope), so we won’t let the ridiculousness of the dog bibs distract from the larger question which is: Does she really keep her dogs on a vegetarian diet? Is that humane? Hopefully she at least lets them lap up a bowl of gravy now and then so the other pups at the dog park don’t give them the cold shoulder when they show up rockin’ kale breath. Kaley’s husband Ryan Sweeting looks about as thrilled with the menu as the pooch does. We know Kaley’s stirctly veggie but maybe she could take some of that 90 mill and toss a t-bone to the dudes in the house now and then. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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