Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program… She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…
I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is… She was also doing fascinating things like: 1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday. 2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica 3 – Abusing babies 4- Praying. But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE
Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official.. I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them… I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.
I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up… So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time… But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg… But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick… Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat? Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does…. If you’re going to bet on anything, bet on the Detroit Tigers who are shown on Sports Book Review as 2-1 favorites tonight and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything.
To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…
To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…
I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits… I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit… Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known… Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.
6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back…. Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo… The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend.. I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made… So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV … If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson… IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE
You probably don’t know anything about Bryanna Holly, you’ve probably never heard of her, and you are probably not following her on Instagram, but I know she is…she’s a low level LA instagram model, who fucked one of the Kardashians, and milked that experience as hard as she could to get a level of followers that brands think she’s relevant and a “trendsetter” or “influencer” or whatever the fucking catch phrase is for girls who can push product to their idiot virtual fans…. She’s not all that hot, but I like that she’s openly used her vagina to get to where she’s at, all via Brody Jenner, and for some reason, I endorse that behavior and I am reminded that if you are a hot girl, and you aren’t making over 100k a year off being hot, whether it’s escorting, or fucking stripping, porn or even exploited your boss as his slutty assistant…you’re an idiot… I think these are for some magazine called Unleash’d…and here’s her booty, because despite being not the hottest, she knows her angles and how to selfie proper…and people know how to use her for followers…I dig it,…enough to post it…
I don’t know if you’ve been following the viral story of the anonymous Duke University girl who got exposed as a pornstar, even though she’s really only done 10 or less scenes, meaning 10k or less in the industry, which is hardly being a pornstar, but rather someone who could afford a designer purse, or maybe a not so luxury vacation with a friend backpacking Europe… SEE HER INTERVIEW HERE But she’s been targeted, exposed and forced to justify herself because she’s getting an education while doing, which in case you didn’t realize is mutually exclusive…having sex on camera, and having a brain or an education are totally unrelated…Neither one has to do with the other… So she’s out there, explaining herself, defending herself, justifying herself, about porn being good to women, or a feminist movement, which I don’t really agree with..even though girls making the conscious choice to get into porn is really an empowering experience…it’s her vagina, if she wants to get paid to stick things inside it on camera, she has the freedom to do it…plus girls get paid better than the dudes in porn, and they call the shots about what happens to themselves…and they get a certain level of celebrity as dudes everywhere jerk off to them sucking dick… Now I don’t watch porn, because it sucks and is badly produced, so I don’t care about intellectualizing porn, Sasha Grey tried to justify her throat fucking, and that annoyed me… It’s a pretty fucking basic concept and execution…but I would never say a girl in porn is any different than any other girl getting fucked by dudes in college…because this is the internet era, porn is mainstream, our lives are exposed, if anything they are just a bit better at making money than the girl working at subway, because ultimately, fucking on camera can’t ruin your life in this generation, so we should all just let each other watch us fuck… I think we should get all college girls to do porn as a part time job, and I have no problem hiring them for the summer…I’m not even joking.. Sex is accessible, more accessible than it ever was….that only tragedy in all this is that porn chicks only make 50k a year and have to prostitute on the side to make ends meet…meaning they don’t do it for the money…they do it for the exposure. Either way, college girls out there…do more porn…and send it my way…and haters, stop hating…let these smart girls do porn for whatever reason they want to do porn…if it’s an intellectual experience, or if they don’t have a dad…or if it is just a joke…who cares…or maybe, just maybe she’s doing it to piss off her parents who refused to pay for her college…you know like the ultimate fuck you…since she’s made no money doing it…there’s more to the story than the feminist spin… Either way, now her rate per scene has just tripled… If you want to book her for your kids birthday party CLICK HERE
