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True Detective Nudity of the Day

Here is some True Detective Nudity because True Detective is the most popular show ever…at least according to my Facebook feed that I want to throw out the window…cuz with every status update I know you are making some creepy dude with no friends who reads all your messages more billions….and Lili Simmons and Michelle Monaghan were the naked actors who were in the last episode… trying to make it in Hollywood…or make a name for themselves and as far as I’m concerned…it works.. To see all kinds of cable TV nudity CLICK HERE

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Leighton Meester in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

You may remember Leighton Meester as the girl who married Adam Brody from the OC last week…or maybe you remember her as the girl who was in Gossip Girl…or maybe, just maybe you remembered her as the hipster singer song writer who was cast in a Movie Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in… But I remember her as a foot fetish video star, you know down on her luck and raised in a halfway house, thanks to her drug smuggling mother being incarcerated at the time of her birth, raising her to do whatever it takes to get the fuck ahead, even if it is soft core videos of your feed for dudes to jerk off to…you know strong morals and values that she learned in prison…and I guess you may be glad for that…but I am not, since it worked out for her and this could have been a pornstar or escort I’m writing about not some hollywood wife with her own career…what a fail…

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Leighton Meester in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

Rita Ora Performs in a Bra of the DAy

Rita Ora performing in a bra doesn’t turn me on or anything, yet I am compelled to post all things Rita Ora, because despite winning at life in a lot of ways…from having a record deal and probably a few million bucks, to living a great life with a rich boyfriend…she’s lost in a lot of ways…because you know she’s probably only thinking about how much better Rihanna is at the same game than her and everyday she is reminded that she’s the bargain basement version…so she drags herself to the fucking stage…knowing that she’ll never be Rihanna…jumping through hoops for attention…which in a lot of ways is still failing…even when you’ve won… TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora Performs in a Bra of the DAy

Irina Shayk Posing with Dogs of the Day

Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes… I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Sampaio Dances for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Portuguese model Sara Sampaio was caught dancing badly on Nina Agdal’s instagram…and I was okay with that because despite popular belief, I have very little involvement in her public image or marketing, but I should be, because if I was…she’d be working the local strip club, high on drugs, living in my basement, pulling sex tricks…because that’s a way better way to live than being a high paid Victoria’s Secret model…I mean struggling like the immigrant she is builds character, this life of luxury just fucks these girls up and takes them off a better course for someone like me looking for a lap dance. Here she is posing for free people…

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Sara Sampaio Dances for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook is promoting lingerie, because despite being a little old, a little chubby, all womanly, people fucking love her…and she loves that they love her…that’s why she’ got a “miscarriage” back when she was about to throw in the towel and kill her vagina for love…right before she got a second wind and decided to focus on her big natural, fertile, career before it was too fucking late… She’s a classier Katy Price, which isn’t saying much, because they are both girls who figure out how to use their tits to market themselves aggressively to some millionaire level, which is pretty insane, considering all girls have tits, but only a select few put in the work to exploit them, and those select few are my fucking favorites…cuz without them, I’d be titles….

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Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

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Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

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Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Tyra Kisses Bow Wow of the Day

Fat Tyra decided to kiss Bow Wow on BET, that’s the NON-White Television that is primarily watched by suburban white kids Television. Apparently, this was a “Remix” as the urban folk say, or like Tyra would say, because despite her skin color, she’s whiter than the cocaine I railed last night, only because the cocaine I do is usually cut with piss. Meaning, 3 years ago, she kissed him on her show, because she’s a fucking pervert child molester, cradle robber, that no one wants to charge, because Bow Wow isn’t actually a child, like his name would suggest, but rather a grown ass man, making out with models on TV in the tail end of their careers… Some of you may like this, cuz you used to jerk off to Tyra, but I have a feeling the majority of you are racist hicks, and find this offensive… I’m posting it anyway…

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Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model, who is pretty amazing to look at, but even more amazing, because a year ago, SHE WAS POSING TOPLESS …and as any pervert photographer trying to lure a girl into giving him a blowjob with promises of a future in the fashion modeling industry would say, if you aren’t willing to take your shirt off, you haven’t got a fucking chance girl, cuz look at Edita, she was a titty model before being a Victoria’s Secret model, so get serious…and the stupid girl, in fear of looking like a killjoy, or unprofessional will get naked…and 4 years later when they don’t make it as a model, they will turn on the photographer and tell people he took advantage of her, you know in hopes of a little exposure… Here are the standard catalog pics you can try to masturbate to.

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