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Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hunter King is a young soap star I haven’t heard of because despite living the life of an obese woman on disability or welfare from my Walmart cashier job..you know rockin’ the couch of the trailer home with a bag of chips and cookies every day at the same time for her stories…I don’t actually live the life of an obese women on disability…but after looking at this Hunter King girl and her instagram pics…I probably should…horrible acting, bad sex scenes, stupid storylines, are better when they come with hot young pussy…she’s 19, but her implants look 2. She’s got it all figured out and is on the right track. I am a fan.

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Some Sofia Vergara Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think this is the reason Sofia Vergera likes to put as much focus on her tits…you know because despite being in her 40s, she is still totally compelled to take pics and model in a bikini, even though she should be retiring and squeezing into the one piece only when necessary, like on Vacation…or at mommy swim class or some shit…you see cuz her ass, despite being totally worth a fuck, is too old for this shit…I guess she’s a late bloomer…or just milking her body like she always wanted to now that people care…either way, she’s in a bikini and that’s a win…even when it is a fail. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Bikini is For Sale on eBay of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been a huge fan, endorser, supporter of this Farrah Abraham Teen Mom sex tape since the beginning. Partially because I love all sex tapes that involve people who aren’t officially pornstars, but also because it was fucking hot. I posted the Exclusive Clip Of Her Squirting As much as she’s hated, or crying for attention, or has shitty implants and a bad face. And as much as people are mocking her and laughing at her cheap attempts to get attention. I honestly think the whole thing was fantastic. But maybe I just like

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Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules….. I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body…. So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out. Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it. More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

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Russian Babe Getting Down of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike…. I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him. It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop

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Christina Aguilera’s Bikini Pic Lie of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Aguilera posted this picture to facebook and it is safe to say that it is either from a decade ago, before she decided to embrace her eating after her pregnancy and turn her 90 pound popstar self into 150 pounds of disgustingness that even her massive tits couldn’t overshadow….or it is photoshopped as hard as her team of talented graphic designers could to legally be able to still call these pics of Christina Aguilera. Unless her time off TV gave her time to reflect, hire a cook and a trainer and work at shit, because despite embracing her fatness, like all fat girls do, she probably actually hated it, like all fat girls do, and just wanted to be sexy again. The whole beefcake tank who loves cookies and cake didn’t translate so well on TV…. Either way, you can probably masturabte to this, since her belly isn’t hanging out over her skirt, a new and good look for her, even if it is a lie, something we should expect, since all women lie.

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Adriana Cernanova is a Babe on the Beach for Elle Czech of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time….. Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit. You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home… Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend. Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe…. Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.

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Britney Spears Shitty Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s probably a very good thing that these pics of Britney Spears in her bikini for Shape are such shit quality, because despite the lie that is photoshop, a lie I’d like to thank for existing, because let’s face it, I don’t ever hang with the real Britney Spears and I prefer a more refined version of her, you know leave her thick single mom, cellulite ridden, legs and average at best looks, that her bank account, celebrity make a little more tolerable to K-Fed, at Walmart, and give me the Hit Me Baby One More Time bitch we all grew to love as she fell apart at the seams. I mean the only shape Britney is actually in is mom of 2, in the deep south who shops at Walmart and loves chips…. But I’ll let Shape magazine keep the dream alive, lie to me media, it feels so good.

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Kimberly Garner Bikini Babe of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is miracle, because despite being from the UK, she’s not a fucking grey skinned, working class gremlin you can’t feed after midnight…..like most of the women from the UK…I mean other than the busty, trashcan Glamour models…who I guess are the “sex appeal” the UK has to offer….but instead, she’s got a cute little beach body…that is being used for some campaign in barbados…while rockin’ a cameltoe cuz I guess that vagina is hungry and ready to eat up anything that comes its way…as long as it offers her a ladder wrung to climb… She posted the pic to twitter….and I approve. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM HER BIKINI SHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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