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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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Samantha Gradoville Nude Modeling of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

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Imogen Thomas Does the Shakira of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother topless Glamour Model…who has got knocked up by someone who I assume is rich….and probably a soccer player….as some kind of retirement plan…because that’s what all these Glamour Models do…it is like that is the whole point of being a Glamour Model….you know to find a rich husband who will take care of you when your retarded big tits start to sag….and getting knocked up as fucking soon as possible to ensure the plan goes through as planned… Well, she’s decided to go out and do some CHEESY AS FUCK….Sears Catalog….trashy naked pregnant woman pics….cuz she was once a naked non pregnant woman in pics…and I had no choice but to post them…because despite not valuing Glamour Models as celebs, or even people….and not valuing pregnant women as women due to lack of sex appeal….she is naked…and that for some reason overrides all I hate about these pics…

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Chloe Green is my New Best Friend and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The DailyMail put up a couple of paparazzi pics of the daughter of retailing giants from the UK, we’re talking outrageously rich jewish family, who bring in Beyonce to play at their birthday parties kinda rich, Chloe Green, wearing a hot yellow bikini….and for some reason I was following her on twitter because before yesterday I didn’t know who she was, because despite the ridiculously rich loving me, I generally don’t keep tabs… That said, she was hurt by the comments left on the Daily Mail about her body in a bikini, when all she wanted to be a normal girl on the beach, but unlike America, the ridiculously rich are followed by the paparazzi like celebrities of their own, even when they aren’t on TV, and thus she got torn a new asshole, one I wouldn’t mind kissing gently…you know to heal the wounds…. So I told her not to listen to the haters, that I look at bikinis all the time and that I am the biggest judge, and that she’s a solid 7, spreading my honest dose of love everyday, with nothing but good intentions…. This is what she wrote me…..which would really hurt me, if I had a soul…some people just aren’t appreciative of this guy right here…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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TV Nudity Report:True Blood, Weeds [PICS]

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There must have been something in the water this weekend, because despite the usual mid-summer slump we were treated to two scenes of full nudity on the boob tube. Most surprising is a return to naked form for Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker , who bared boobs, bush and butt under the light of the full moon. There are only a few episodes left before Weeds calls it quits-is this Mary-Louise’s fond farewell to fapping fans? Also, Jessica Clark strapped on a merkin and doused her fully nude form in fake blood as the vampire goddess Lillith on True Blood. Think a pube wig and a little bit of corn syrup and food coloring is going to put us off, Jessica? We’ve milked the lizard to Drew Barrymore ‘s bloody shower scene in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993). Bring it on. More after the jump!

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Kate Upton’s Carl’s Jr Ad of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let’s just hope Kate Upton wasn’t paid in free food for life for this Carl’s Jr burger campaign, because despite what you perverts who only have eyes for her big sloppy tits think, Kate Upton is not an image of perfection, she’s an Anna Nicole Smith, just waiting for her metabolism to slow down enough to explode on the scene and over her untoned ass….She’s 19, so her half nakedness is good, but seeing her promoting fast food is too close to home….too much of a glimpse into her future…that luckily tits distract me from…. If you want to see the screencaps….cuz the video isn’t enough Follow this link

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Bar Refaeli Drunk Legs on Twitter of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s hot Jewish party slut turned model turned celebrity fucker turned cokehead Bar Refaeli posting pics of her legs on twitter as she lays in bed getting liquored up….cuz you can take the party slut out of the party and pay her millions to get half naked so that she can rejoin the party on a more exclusive level….but you can’t take the slut out of the slut…..She’s almost posed the way I like them….except with less restraints, dazed medicated looks on her face, and black eyes.. I’m just joking. Or am I? Who cares. The internet made me this monster.

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Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date…. Tis the fucking season…. Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Titties for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m on this titty for fashion kick….mainly because celebs only show titty for movies…or titty for playboy and both sue me for posting their shit….while fashion is full of titty….often hotter titty….that is socially acceptable…but still titty…making this titty site a far more respectable place for perverts and advertisers alike…at least that’s what I tell myself…but the truth is I just like models, their easy living, getting paid to be hot, getting naked to get noticed, cuz getting noticed means more money for her, like a stripper only in a luxury loft, not in line at walmart in Baby Phat sweatpants buying formula for all her kids… Either way, Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model…..she’s bisexual….her boyfriend is a musician…obviously….you see cuz models are obvious….and really what we should all recognize is that this hotness was for Russian Vogue….. Russia, Communist and bred Russia, the country America feared would corrupt the American Christian way….is more open minded about tits than your “Free” USA….The same USA discussing censoring websites they deem unfit for you…making me think maybe their war on communism was really a fear of giving the citizens more right than they already have….”tell them they are free, make them say it at a young age, they’ll believe it, oh and tits are bad….don’t ever let them see tit”….What a fucking joke. Here are the pics…

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Nicole Scherzinger Naked Ass for Raphael Mazzucco Culo Book of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know whether this Ass shot of Nicole Scherzinger in some book by someone named Raphael Mazzucco Culo is really Nicole Scherzinger….I also don’t know when the picture was taken…you see because despite Nicole Scherzinger having a tight body and I’ll…I’m not convinced she’s actually a chick…and I always feel uncomfortable looking at her…always doubting my instinct as to whether I should want to fuck her or not…more importantly, I saw X-Factor and noticed her cunt behavior…acting like she’s this export, pro, diva, the net Whitney and Mariah or some shit…cuz she actually believes it…despite the reality that she’s from some Dollar Store, Vegas Stage Show that just managed to work, likely cuz the women were half naked, the songs catchy, but nothing of substance…just full on low level shit….but for some reason she’s not up to speed on that…I guess if she was she’d probably kill herself…instead of love herself and act like this accomplished expert….and not just a lucky cunt….and on that note…here is the pic…

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