I don’t pay attention to politics, world affairs, arab people, wars, or anything of the sort, it takes away from my focus on when I am going to get my next drink and who I am going to pay as little as possible to masturbate on…if you know what I mean…but I did think it was nice to see Godaffi’s son using his family fortune for good thru slutty bitchs…cuz that’s really the arab life…if you know how to spend oil money wisely…while all the other peasants are busy plotting death to everyone not arab…not realizing what their leaders are actually doing with their wealth….It all makes sense to me. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
MOM NIPPLES!!! All swollen and filled with milk and it’s host woman exploiting them because despite getting in movies on TV, she’s never been noticed for her tits…cuz before the baby…there weren’t any….so lets celebrate the one good child birth brings a woman…despite how much they will argue it being some life changing thing that brings great joy to their life that they are meant to feel and that will last forever because there is no bond like a mother and child and that it hardly damaged their vaginas or bodies in the process….it’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is the improvement in boobs….here are the pics…
Amy Winehouse was porn to me back when her skin was flaking off her cuz her immune system shut down….She turned me on when she didn’t sleep or shower for days…back when she was constantly on drugs and was losing her teeth while scaring off the children and more importantly everyone who happened to be near her…so you can imagine what this cleaned up Winehouse with fat tits is doing to me…and that’s pissing me off…because I like my bitches down on their luck, near death, at the rock bottom, cuz it makes me think they are attainable when jerking off to them, this polished, put together Winehouse is looking at me like she know’s she’s too good for me….Instead of with that look of desparation for her next fix….and the whole thing depresses me. Winehouse, bring the nasty rashes and drugged out scenes back…I need it for my sex life…
I guess this UK girl band of sluts who make shitty music is trying to make it in America, because America is the promised land of stupid money making for anyone in entertainment, and everyone knows the key to making it in America doesn’t happen with talent, or quality product, it comes with controverys, scandal and staged paparazzi pics…. First they start with the beach shots, the eating ice cream erotically, the cleavage and the bikinis, then they move onto panty flashes, and nipple slips, in some kind of weird science formula used to get famous…. eventually getting more and more desperate when they realize that a lot of other low level pussy is pulling the same stunts, resulting in the holy grail, the mystical sex tape that will launch them to instant fame, unless they are too old and boring like Shauna Sand and Kendra Wilkinson…. It’s an obvious system of survival of whoever wants it bad enough….but I’m only intrigued by this cuz I actually want to fuck these girls even though they are from the UK….and I guess I am posting this as a preview of what’s to come….cuz trust me….it’s coming…it always does….Hollywood is fucking predictible and boring!
I am into Ginger Spice grabbing her tits in her bikini because despite pregancy and being retired, she didn’t give the fuck up like most bitches do. She took her stupid money and free time and hit the gym and never looked back and although a ripped bitch is always a semi-disgusting, borderline homo to like, it’s better than seeing middle age sloppiness….seriously, this is some nice, fat titty action and no matter how much I hate everything…I can never turn my back on this….even if the vagina’s got a lot more slack to it than it once did…you know it’s shape has changed over the years…but apprarently you can still fit a dick in the shit….
Kate Bosworth has something hot about her. Maybe it’s her face, or her bank account despite never getting work, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her not being fat. Sure in not being fat, she’s pretty much got no tit, but with all the jacked up hormones in food and obesity, sometimes no tit is a fucking luxury, cuz big sloppy tit are often a sign of disgusting….but then again, I have an anorexia fetish… Small tit is only a sign of ghetto shit when it’s on a fat chick, because there’s something totally unnatural about the shit, like bitch was lives under powerlines or near the nuclear plant, or has a diet of high chemical junk food that distorts her genetic code, leaving her fat, flat and awkward looking….and unfortunately for me, one of them is my fucking wife and her 48 A cup bra….like some horrible curse from God…and further proof I fucking suck at life…. Pics via PacificCoastNews
Here is an almost erotic clip of Sophie Marceau’s Old Lady Ass, if you’re a necrophiliac and like your bitches to look like they are lying in a locker at the morgue before you have your way with them, something hard to introduce into sex on the first date, in a “come on baby, let me just paint your lips this shade of blue and you just lay there like you’re dead and let me have my way with you ok?”, that’s why I always just recommend really strong sedatives to my necrophiliac friends…. I’m not cultured or into other cultures, but french movies have offered some of the best real sex scenes in a movie, like this one called Baisse Moi that I jerked off to at least once, because there was actual penetration, in a movie that wasn’t considered porn, something that makes sense…It’s like why pretend to fuck when you should actually be fucking to make your role look a lot more authentic than the love scenes Hollywood likes to include in their movies…. Some other bitch was in the movie named Linett Hernandez Valdes, not to be confused with Juan Valdez, the Columbian “coffee farmer” cuz “coffee” is Columbia’s number one export in terms of hiding cocaine in the shipments….she showed tit, I like black chicks, especially when latina even though I’d expect more out of this AFROTINA since this was her first role…. By the way, the movie is called L’Homme de Chevet if you ever want to ignore it at the movie store or pretend you saw it to a bitch you want to impress….
We’ve all seen Sienna Miller’s hipster “UK Fashion Scene” bush in various movie roles. We’ve also seen her hot tits. We’ve seen her destroy marriages and we’ve seen her living the party life with a wide array of cock….We’ve also seen her fade into obscurity. We’ve seen the world stop caring about her…and we’ve seen that she’s actually a dirty ratty lookin’ bitch and not actually hot…and now we’re seeing her in jean shorts with Jude Law, because I guess they are the perfect couple for each other and understand each other because they both have the same stupid accent and they both made it in America according to what America thinks making it in America is….and who the fuck really cares…apparently I do because I just wrote this…but I shouldn’t and either should you… Pics via Bauer
I don’t know who this bitch Laura Vandervoort is but she’s on some space show, so I can only assume some of you think you’re already married to her despite having never met her, but there’s always hope she’ll be at the next sci-fi convention…so I’m not sure if you’ll be happy to see her in a bra, or upset to seeing her cheat on you with another guy while you’re the only one in her life in your insane world…..but I’m posting it anyway, because despite hating bras, I like them better than I like shirts…
Erykah Badu did a publicity stunt to remind people who Erykah Badu is and pretended it was some bigger socially aware experiment about loving her body or some other bullshit she’s trying to spin the fact that she got naked for media attention in a very public square where JFK got killed by the Republicans. I am posting this because despite not finding Erykah Badu, a mom of 4 hot, I still love public nudity for whatever reason and want to see her pussy. So if any of the racist redneck Texans took the time to put their guns in their holsters and pull out one of them there digital cameras to film the shit….send it my way…or at least let me know if she shaves or goes natural… Now back to real updates….
