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Booty Implants of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls are fucking retarded….it’s like they think getting a booty will get them the respect they’ve always wanted, maybe a career, or a boyfriend like they were J.Lo when the media was feeding us her ass like it was a gift from god, or Kim Kardashian who has a ridiculous ass that black dude’s love even though all it took was a food and baked goods addiction… I love ass as much as the next pervert, or black guy, or white guy who wants to be a black guy, sure I prefer a nice small round ass you’d find on a 19 year old in a bikini to a fat, hip hop ass you’d find in line at Wal Mart, but I don’t think a bitch should get fucking implants for the shit, especially bootleg implants where they get jacked up with caulking from the hardware store…idiots…seriously fucking idiots….I’d love to have a drink with one of the girls who got this procedure done, I just can’t believe she exists cuz this is just too fucking stupid…

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Big Island, Little Woman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They make midget porn for a reason, and that reason is that people do have midget fetishes. I don’t really get what people find hot about midgets, I guess it could have to do with their little dicks lookin’ huge in a midget hand, or maybe it’s like fucking an awkwardly shaped kid without the legal issues, or maybe they have really tight pussies, and really the whole thing isn’t that big of a deal, because despite popular belief, midgets are humans to, so it’s not like fucking a farm animal, or a squrrel at the park, or random rotting food you’ve pulled out of the garbage. Sure, I’m not entirely a fan of the midget body, I kinda like my girls long, lean and not retarded looking, but there are far worse things a person could be rubbing their dicks off to, so I figure we should celebrate it, because like black people, amputees, Mexicans, retards and homeless, the midgets are human too, and shouldn’t be ignored when they prance around in bikinis, no matter how much it feels like a fuckin’ circus act. Her name is Amy Roloff, she is a little person in a big world, she exploits her midget stature more than the hooker I knew exploited the scar on her leg that could be used as a second pussy, so I don’t feel bad pointing and laughing at this freaky image. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Julie Benz in her Bra on Desperate Housewives of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Desperate Housewives because despite popular belief, I do still have my balls, but I know a lot of dudes who are forced into this shit by their wives and I’d like to say the people at Desperate Housewives are doing a pretty good job making Sunday night TV designed for women, appealing to the men forced into watching the shit. I figure it’s just smart business because eventually dude will lose his fucking mind if there’s nothing hot to distract him, leaving him either beating his wife, or walking out on her, and I guess they don’t want to ruin marriages, but instead want us all to cum together….Either way, this Julie Benz chick should make a move to middle aged lady porn, but I guess that’s kinda what she’s doing and she’s got it going on…

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Liz Hurley’s Nipples Do India Proper of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always laugh when I see Indian women walking down the street in their pajamas. Maybe I am ignorant towards other culture, or maybe these bitches just look funny in their silk oversized outfits….don’t get me wrong, I fingered myself to Slum Dog Millionaire as much as the next guy, because despite the smell of curry, Indian woman can tend to be very beautiful if they are not overly hairy, as many of them are, but I think everyone’s opinion on sitting next to one of them on the bus would change pretty fast if they dressed the way Liz Hurley has decided they should, and that’s tits first, nipples out, amazingness, but unfortunately if they did do that, their husbands would probably murder them, since they have other wifes to fall back on and don’t need that disgraceful behavior…not that I know what I am talking about…I just know all this is to say more girls with great tits need to take on different cultures and slut the shit up. I think it will do amazing things for bridging the gap of their weirdness by turning shit into a more tolerant experience…..

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Mischa Barton’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am willing to give Mischa Barton a little more attention, because despite how fat she’s got the last little while and how shitty her career has gone, I still think she’s got some solid bottom feeding roles ahead of her before she fully gives up, or dies of an overdose and all those roles involve her naked, fucking, using her pussy like a sock puppet, or really just showing off her pussy, cuz I watched the OC and I’m down with seeing her 5 years later, lookin’ 15 years older and substantially more desperate to make money to feed her lifestyle she’s hooked into, hoping maybe getting naked will get her an Oscar, like she was Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, without realizing she’s cast in American Pie 48 – The Search for Mischa Barton’s Pussy Lip…. Either way, here she is topless in some movie called Assination of a High School President, that I’ve never heard of, but is out on DVD somewhere… Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME

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I’m Thankful for Bai Ling’s Panties of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like.

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Annalynne McCord’s Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that Annalynne McCord’s mastered the real secret of staying in the Paparazzi’s lens and securing her celebrity for being on a shitty TV show, and that’s by wearing a bikini as often as she can because bikini pictures get picked up everywhere and people talk about you, sure it’s a cheap strategy, but the only other thing that will get her on this site is if she’s got a sex tape or is flashing her tits and pussy, because despite appreciating the fact that she’s skinny, I just can’t handle that stupid fucking face and dopey lookin’ mouth all teeth and smiles, shit’s ugly and the only way I can look past that is if I am lookin’ at her other lips…you know her LABIA lips….

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