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Lady Gaga Throws Up on Stage Video of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can only assume that Lady Gaga saw all the Justin Bieber Puke Video and was jealous of all the attention he got…you know because getting topless, dressing up in meat, and pulling all the stunts she’s pulled has become played out, expected and boring and the only thing that will get us to notice her now is if she starred in a snuff film… That’s why you gotta keep it conservative and leak the crazy slowly over time… She’s the worst latch on who doesn’t deserve fame ever…but watching her puke on stage makes me laugh…so at least she’s good for something… Here’s the video…of some serious projectile shit….I’m just impressed the gay dancer doesn’t run off screaming or start puking himself….even though that would have made it better.

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Emma Watson for the Virgin Loser Perverts of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The funny thing about Harry Potter fans is how loyal they are. It’s like no matter how this bitch looks or what the bitch is doing they get excited…and I’m not talking 12 year old boys, I’m talking pervert adults who started watching the shit when it first came out, anticipating the day she blossomed into a woman, making their masturbation less criminal, even though before she turned 18 they felt there was such a deep rooted love and loyalty, that it made it all okay, weird… Harry Potter delves way deeper than nerd, it’s on some core of the person weirdo shit, and I guess it works out better for Emma Watson cuz she more important than Royalty now thanks to the number of these weird Potter fans, and that shit gets you PAID. Maybe I just don’t get it, cuz Wizards don’t interest me enough to watch them in movies… Here she is cuz I know you’re into it…. Follow Me

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Eva Amurri for Maxim of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maxim continues their irrelevance and bottom feeding by booking Eva Amurri for a photoshoot. She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with fat tits who used to be on Naked on Californication …because getting girls who are actually working is clearly not party of Maxim’s business model as they just can’t afford it. The good news is she’s got huge fucking tits and everyone loves huge fucking tits…especially that are willing to get naked to break free from their famous mom and come up as their own talent…talent as long as the tits are exposed….cuz her face isn’t that great… Now it’s just a waiting game for Maxim to ask me to remove the pics…cuz they will as they don’t appreciate free press. Follow Me

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Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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Lea Michele Ugly of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have heard straight people say this bitch is hot. That confuses me. I don’t even know why they know who she is, because she’s the star of Glee, which may be the biggest show on TV, but is so fucking gay, just knowing the shit exists makes you want dick inside your man pussy. I get why gay people like her, you know cuz they are gay, and she looks like a tranny, not to mention she can sing show tunes and that’s just stereotypical homo shit that makes homos cum their women’s panties…. I think Glee is the fall of our society. It is teaching kids that being gay is okay, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a queer, I just like when people used defy all odds to get dick inside them, you know from risking getting beat up, to lowdown hook-up spots in public bathrooms, to AIDS, cuz when being gay was a challenge, I knew the gay dude was for real… But now teenagers are being taught it is cool and okay to fuck each other, making the awkward kid jump on cock for acceptance, instead of really wanting it and I just find something lame about that….it’s like nothing is sacred anymore, everything is just mass produced shit. Either way, here’s the girl on Glee scary as fuck for the closet cases, looking like a monster ready to eat our straight kids and spit them out dancing lightly on their feet and limp writsted….and it’s just too bad she’s not actually worth sticking it to, since that’s what I look for in vagina.

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Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her pussy on stage….even though it is essentially the same morals and values being disrespected and ignored, just one is packaged a little nicer and gets a little more money and respect…. Who really cares, she’s got tits, and she’s showing them….and that’s always worth exposing yourself on the bus for….

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Joanna Krupa’s Communist Legs of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I got in a fight with a Russian woman yesterday, because Russian’s are fucking insane. I guess it’s all those years of communist rule, rationed bread and work camps, communal thinking and dreams of escaping to America to one day drive a cab, or become a mail order bride to be able to afford a pair of Levis makes a motherfucker pretty fucking angry and bitter. I am not gonna bother going into details because the shit was so fucking stupid, but I will say that after our minor exchange, the bitch would no let it go, for 3 hours she kept coming back to me and getting in my fucking face, cuz I guess Russians hold a grudge, but then again, the Cold War already taught me that…. I know Joanna Krupa’s not a Russian, but I can only assume this cabbage farmer’s daughter has the same miserable, angry look and least that’s the only explanation I have for that scowl on her weathered face other than that she’s getting old and tired…. I guess she’s made her mark and has done all her skill set has allowed and had this been 20 years ago, she could have been inspiration to all the Polish people stuck in their country, unable to escape, bringing hope that one day you would be able to become a whore in America, who models Lingerie and nude and who never really amounts to anything, or is never really respected, and who just gets old when is she is no longer marketable according to her low level clients, cuz her body was the only marketable thing she had…. Here are her legs…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Burke’s Shitty Prom Dress of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Cheryl Burke looks like the kind of girl who went to prom alone, or who skipped out on prom all together because she was too busy being the fat girl eating a bag of Oreos and Ice Cream with no friends and no date. You know, before she found dance, and the community that encouraged her to go bigger and try harder becuase it finally felt like she had friends and people who cared about her, she felt like she belonged and that new confidence came her whole eagerness to take her shit to Hollywood and make millions doing what she is most passionate about and what saved her from suicide, instead of being a drug addicted stripper, but these pictures make it safe to say she hasn’t fully recovered from the scars left from Highschool….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Facebook Member of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This dude got busted for tricking his classmates into sending him nude pictures by pretending to be a girl. He then threatened them to go public with their pics if they didn’t perform sexual acts on him. He did this to 30 guys and then he got busted and now has to spend 15 years behind bars. Which is insane, send him to therapy, not to prison. He didn’t force these kids to take the pics and it’s not really blackmail unless you let it be. I think this is just a funny internet prank gone wrong, but I guess the law is the law, even though if this happened 10 years ago, no one would give a shit if a gay guy tried to get his straight friends to get it on with him based on fear…I mean the truth is that if anyone actually fell for this shit and hooked up with him to prevent getting their pics released, they were homo to begin with and he just did them a favor, cuz I know I’d rather show the world my boner, than have a boner up inside me….and very little someone could do or say would get a dick inside me, unless maybe a free trip to Disney World, but that’s just because it’s the happiest place on earth and I like happy things…. The good news is that he will be going to Prison, which is homo paradise, where he will get all the dick he wants, so I guess things could be a hell of a lot worse for him…. Maybe I just have a soft spot for him because getting nudes of girls has been my failed life work….

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Jessica Simpson Gets Her Tit Grabbed by a Gay of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simspon’s big ol’ sloppy tit is getting accidentally grabbed by her gay hairdresser and I’m sure she appreciates the attention because getting your tit grabbed is one step closer to getting pregnant so that you don’t feel like an Old Maid you are at family functions since your baby sister is a proud parent in a happy marriage, while you can’t even get a motherfucker to fuck you for more than a fucking week…and all you get is a few seconds of accidental male attention that isn’t even into this kind of thing, and who probably threw up after this happened and soaked his hand in purrell to get the titty germs off of him….to forget the whole incident ever happened. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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