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Sarah Hyland Workout Slut of the Day

I find it very hard to believe that Sarah Hyland doesn’t have a gym in her house. She’s a celebrity who has been on TV for a long fucking time. Who makes a lot of fucking money per episode and who doesn’t need to be out in public like this. She can bring her trainer to her. I know people, college kids even, who have all kinds of workout equipment so that they don’t have to go to the gym. It’s not even that expensive to set up a small gym in your large home…cuz you’re rich as fuck. Which makes it very obvious that girl likes being out there in slutty workout gear for people to look at and find hot, maybe even jerk off to it if they are weird enough, let the paparazzi take the pics of you, so you don’t seem that shameless doing it yourself in your house, even though she probably does it herself in her house….because girl likes an audience, is a performer and with that means putting all of herself out there…just not quite enough since we haven’t seen the sex tape. Here she is “acting” like she’s shocked the paparazzi she called are there…. Wearing her NIKE because she supports Anti Fascism. Showing off that New Kidney Scar…for the organ transplant fetishists… Hiding the damn cameltoe – cuz no girl likes the world to know she’s got a fat adult sizeed pussy on her small creepy 12 year old frame.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Workout Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Nude Modeling of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters that make shit look like film….or mysterious or a cartoon…you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, or a famewhore trying to get famous, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or looking over LA’s cityscape…amongst plants…and take the pics… THere is too much of it, but it’s worth spending 5-10 seconds trying to see her pussy lips….and figure out if that’s bush or shadow, because I love me some bush…. I don’t know if this bitch is a hipster, but she’s instagram, and hipster is mainstream…she just doesn’t look like a jacked up Kardashian style with facetune on her face…so she’s not as bad as it gets…. The post Marisa Papen Nude Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart…. I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar…. I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off… They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year…. Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes… The post Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on Set of the Day

Kate Upton is on set of a movie…because I guess she’s figured out the way to look skinny, no, not wrapping herself aggressively in SPANX, something I am sure she already does…but rather connect with her creepy pervert fans through shitty romantic comedies…not because she has a passion for acting, or because she’s just trying to prove that acting doesn’t require talent, but because she knows the camera ads 10 – 20 pounds, so when people see her in person, they say in shock “I thought you were way fatter than this”…something that as a fat girl, she probably loves to hear… That said, here’s her fat ass….in a pencil skirt…like a secretary.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Doutzen Kroes dropped out of Victoria’s Secret, because I guess she had no choice, and they had an uprising at the company, where they realized it was time to replace the squad with a new line-up, that we can assume are younger, hotter, more affordable, and already social media stars to help market the cheap to market, low level, over priced, sweatshop made, quick to market, mall brand garbage that every girl wants to endorse, because it means a long lasting career, rich and famous lovers and husbands…and great PR…without really realizing they are just peddling garbage… That said, Doutzen wants you to know that marrying a black man is not a nail in a coffin of her career, having two kids is not a nail in a coffin of her career, and getting fired from VS isn’t a nail in a coffin of her career…because people know her and want to see her naked…and photographers…like Gilles Bensimon…are there to take the pics… The post Doutzen Kroes for Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Lea Michele was involved in the hacked picture scandal that’s going on. The same hacked picture scandal that I think was an inside job or staged to generate buzz for some people. I mean maybe one of the girls was actually fucked over, like Kate Upton who should never be naked, because she is a weird boxy monster who is probably pretty mad now that her boyfriend’s phone was hacked and she’s got to deal with all his other girlfriend and their sexts, including videos of him having sex…. But girls like Lea Michele seem to be all about the sexualizing of themselves, maybe because she is breaking free from Glee, maybe because all these girls want to be wanted, maybe because she’s anything but hot and knows that her body is all she has going for her, because she’s turned to the internet to post bikini ass shots…. I figure, if she’s posting shit like this, she doesn’t care that people are jerking off to pics of her naked…if anything, that’s all she fucking wants…otherwise she wouldn’t take the pics in the first place…and like I tell all girls, the second those pics leave your phone, assume they’ll be seen by more than the person you intend sees them…it’s simple sexting fact… Either way, decent bikini bottoms, almost makes me forget her man face.

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Martha Hunt by David Bellemere For Russh Magazine of the Day

MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being – TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.

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Martha Hunt by David Bellemere For Russh Magazine of the Day

MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being – TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.

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