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Cris Urena Poses in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit. She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…

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Lara Stone Modelling for Bazaar of the Day

Lara Stone is a big titty, high paid, top level model, who tried to sue me once, all because I posted pics of her big tits in a bikini on her honeymoon with her husband, who is a fat comedian, because girls like this, you know top tier models who think they are hot as fuck don’t care if a motherfucker is fat, they just care that they are rich, successful and on TV…. That said, here she is covering up her tits, like some kind of whore, who doesn’t bring what she’s supposed to…

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Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced. She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.

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Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are the Awkward Couple of the Day

I am not the kind of guy who gets mad at girls I don’t know or really care about for the guys they date, even if the guy is some seriously embarrassing dude to date, we’re talking the Mac Guy, who was good enough for Drew Barrymore, but even that was a fail on her part, and she’s low level…while Seyfried has all the potential in the world to be a young starlet I masturbate to, because not only does she do the big payday movies, she also does nude shit…and that’s usually all it takes…but now…admitting of the shit she puts in her vagina, makes me kinda hate her…and realize she’s obviously got a flawed personality because girls who don’t have flawed personalities don’t fuck with Justin Long….I mean she’s so boring outside of acting, this is just the nail in the coffin of replace this bitch…with a younger model…who doesn’t fuck with Justin Long… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are the Awkward Couple of the Day

I am not the kind of guy who gets mad at girls I don’t know or really care about for the guys they date, even if the guy is some seriously embarrassing dude to date, we’re talking the Mac Guy, who was good enough for Drew Barrymore, but even that was a fail on her part, and she’s low level…while Seyfried has all the potential in the world to be a young starlet I masturbate to, because not only does she do the big payday movies, she also does nude shit…and that’s usually all it takes…but now…admitting of the shit she puts in her vagina, makes me kinda hate her…and realize she’s obviously got a flawed personality because girls who don’t have flawed personalities don’t fuck with Justin Long….I mean she’s so boring outside of acting, this is just the nail in the coffin of replace this bitch…with a younger model…who doesn’t fuck with Justin Long… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Hungtington Whitely Working it For the Paparazzi of the DAy

Rosie Hungtington Whitely is some pretty substantial pussy. Those legs are legs I wouldn’t mind climbing up to crawl into her womb and die a happy and fulfilled man…because when you enter a pussy like this, like so many dudes before me, you’ve officially made it, but only because she’s an ego, you know a cunt who thinks she’s important and she doesn’t fuck with regulars, she’s only into top tier dudes, in terms of money and success, and I guess why wouldn’t she be….ferraris are nicer than bus passes yo…sure you can hate her for being a girl, because girls always wrong you and you feel they have come too far and need to be controlled by men and sent back to the kitchen, but you can’t hate her for being a hot girl…that would be gay…and you aren’t gay are you? If you are, how do you feel about cum farts…they’re gross right? To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Ali Michael Titties for Glamour France Outtake of the Day

Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation. She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.

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Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores. I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous…. See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

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Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores. I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous…. See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

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Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day