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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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Jesinta Campbell is Hot for Menstyle of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesinta Campbell is some Australia Celebrity Apprentice contestant and as someone who likes Australia, at least according to the girls from Australia I follow on instagram, because they are babes in bikinis, I figure I should post her life changing pics of her posing in her underwear for some Menstyle magazine, because girls in lingerie are the only reason men would ever really want style, otherwise, you’d all dress like me, in soiled sweat pants, stained shirts, smelling like shit, cuz I’ve given up, and thrown in the fucking towel, suckin’ at life in the best way possible, all while staring anything that has a vagina….like this Jesinta, what kind of name is Jesinta, but I guess that doesn’t matter when I’m staring at her in lingerie.

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Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always feel like an idiot when I endorse or promote Victoria’s Secret, knowing that they are a 20 billion dollar a year company, and that I am just buying into their marketing scam, giving them free advertising and promotion, even if only 100,000 people who come to the site today see it, and never buy a Victoria’s Secret product, because girls don’t talk to them, I still know…I’m feeding the fire that is their free publicity angle that made them a 20 billion dollar a year company…and by company I mean evil corporation…..but then I look at the models and their bodies and think to myself that every girl should look like this…and the fact that they don’t is the real crime…and the other real crime isn’t that I am promoting their shit for free..it is that I am not having sex with their women…or women who look like their women….for free… That said, here’s their 2013 Swim Catalog pics….starring the same gang of women….

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Lil Wayne and his Groupie Pussy of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Lil Wayne on the beach with some groupie trash because girls love famous people….no matter how much the motherfucker looks like a rat muppet…and they will give them their pussy in exchange for being the chosen whore groupie whore of the night and I’m sure her parents are proud….but not as proud as they will be when she turns the condom inside out and impregnates herself….cuz the child support checks are way better than what she’d make working the local video store….

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Melody Thorton Doesn’t Wear Pants to Dinner of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this bitch is but she’s taken on Lady Gaga and all the other popstars, including Madonna in the 80s, by wearing these leotards or as I like to call them, the article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tit all at the same fucking time, that they wear on stage when performing or making public appearances as part of their persona, only she’s taken it to the sushi restaurant. I assume as time goes on, more and more girls will be rockin’ these outfits, because girls are competitive and followers and think that if these popstars can do it so can that, so if you’ve got a 7 year old ballerina fetish, or if your like me and like seeing pussy definition more than seeing pants, you should be happy about this….despite how stupid bitches like this Melody Throton look while integrating it into everyday society… Pics via INF

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Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 10 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them

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Rosario Dawson’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosario Dawson who was known to have fatty tits, seems to have fatty everything else. Maybe she’s staring in some movie about a fat chick, or maybe she’s just let herself go cuz she’s found love and is dating this motherfucker.

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Gary Dourdan From CSI Gets Bikini Clad Pussy of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The great thing about being the black guy all the white girls want to fuck from CSI is that all the white girls still want to fuck you when you are on the beach, especially when you are with some hot bodied bitch in her bikini, because girls are catty and competitive and want whatever the other girls want, or whatever the other girls have and they put up a fucking fight for the shit not caring if the bitch they are steppin up on is their best friend or not. So if you want to have the best sex in your life, you need to hire a whore to follow you around all night, acting like you are sent from fucking god, so other girls jump in to try to win you away from the bitch, but that really only works if they recognize you from TV or are rich, because girls are groupies, and don’t fight for nobodies who have acne and smell like cum from all the chronic masturbation problem.

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