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Irina Shayk Christmas Throwback of the Day

Irina Shayk’s life is a Christmas miracle, all because she’s hot, and I guess semi-tactical, but mainly hot…which is a nice lesson for all of you to learn this Christmas…for today and beyond…do whatever it takes to look hot or as hot as you can…plastic surgery, starvation, anything you can…because hot people live Christmas everyday…and you barely live it today…because no one likes you…you ugly. The post Irina Shayk Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day

The only problem with Emily Ratajkowski is her face…I mean that and her shitty attitude where she assumes that she’s important because she’s got great tits that I am pretty sure are just expensive implants…because I’ve seen expensive implants and they look like this….not to mention a homie who worked at a dematologist office told me Emily Ratajkowski got her lips done there…not that her lip’s authenticity make her any more talented, interesting, capable of carrying a career.. She’s a young girl who got naked in a music video and thanks to the power of the internet…she got in a movie…and may get in a few more…because hot girls in movies don’t need talent, just ask Alba… But all I see is a glorified Tila Tequila…who’s instagram dance is not one of her last attempts…but that should be…because we’re bored of her… Useless and telentless never had such good tits. The post Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson for Some Catalog Shit of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a model who gets a lot of hype, who is booking a ton of campaigns, who everyone loves, even though her claim to fame was suing one of her clients after she shot erotic content for them when she was underage, in what anyone with a brain would know was a set-up to cashout….something that would make me never hire her for jobs, but that I guess she played victim on, and instead still gets work….but I know what she’s capable of. The same kind of girl who cries rape, or tells the police you beat her up after she smashes her own face with a frying pan, all to fuck you over…..only hot enough to warrant putting up with…because hot girls get away with everything!

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