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Sara Sampaio Is The Karate Supermodel

Yesterday, we saw Kendall Jenner trying to be Rocky in the Love Magazine’s latest XMas video series and today we have Sara Sampaio showing off her karate skills. She can def kick Kendall’s ass. That’s for sure! And that is a fight I would like to see. » view all 17 photos                    

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Bella Hadid Gets Into Food Porn

I guess Bella Hadid must’ve seen that video of Emily Ratajkowski rolling around in spaghetti in lingerie and figured that must be what real professional models do, because now here she is trying to copy her by rolling around naked on the dinner table. And I’ve got to admit, it’s the tastiest Bella’s looked in a long, long time.

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Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick…. I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo. The post Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wheel of Fortune Genius

I’m glad this guy won because now he can get himself some well deserved hookers. Continue reading

Wheel of Fortune Genius

I’m glad this guy won because now he can get himself some well deserved hookers. Continue reading

Last of the “Obama Ate A Dog” jokes

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It’s time for the “Obama Ate A Dog” jokes to end. Not because the jokes aren’t funny. Some are. Not because he didn’t eat a dog. He did. But because now Obama is telling them: [Direct link] Obama doesn’t do something unless it’s way too late or it was a bad idea to start with. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : IMAO Discovery Date : 29/04/2012 04:25 Number of articles : 2

Last of the “Obama Ate A Dog” jokes

OMG, someone’s gonna lose an eye: Divas on divas

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Someone had a lot of time on their hands… but thank god, because now we’re blessed with this (endless) string of divas talking about other divas. Dissing other divas. Dishing on divas. Developing downright dangerous delusions about other disparaging divas. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : !! omg blog !! Discovery Date : 21/11/2011 14:54 Number of articles : 2

OMG, someone’s gonna lose an eye: Divas on divas

Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Tit at the Salt Premiere of the Day

I think I am starting to appreciate Kristin Cavallari and her bottom feeding because now that the one thing that ever worked out for her is over and that MTV is done with her and her cunt friends…she’s gotta figure shit out and find her place in the world and by doing that she is showing off some tit and unfortunately, I am down with that….because I am dude and love when bitches know their roles in the world as sexual objects… Pics via Fame

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Nicole Richie — From Court to the Hospital

Filed under: Nicole Richie , Nurse! Nicole Richie was telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth Monday in court when she said she wasn’t feeling well — because now she’s holed up in a hospital, sick as a dog.Richie ended up having pneumonia … and is now being …

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Jessica Simpson Is Working It

We all know that Jessica Simpson got dumped because she was getting too fat , that’s not necessarily true, I have no idea why she was dumped. But whatever the reason it’s probably for the best because now that she’s single she’s been hitting the gym again like a good girl.

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