Rita Ora is in some obscure market Vanity Fair wearing her lingerie, showing nipples, because she does everything in her power to be the next Rihanna , which isn’t very much power, but more power than most hookers, thanks to having a record deal and some friends who are important people..allowing her to get into magazines like she matters, where she can get half naked where it matters, because people like me write about it like it matters…when really none of this really matters, big tits or not…she’s never going to be Rihanna…she’s too old for that! The post Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know this isn’t Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton politics. It isn’t some kind of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sex tape to really fuck with American Politics. Even though the sex tape would be hilarious to the feminists who support Hillary…and fucking hate trump…throwing their whole idea of the patriarchy out the window as he penetrates her with his “weapon”..which is what they call penis… I know it would also be funny if we we found out that Donald and Hillary used to have coke parties and fuck, they were the New York elite, it could have happened, it may have happened, but if that got out…the whole world would be fucking confused, but at the same time, be in the exact place it should be… It would also discount the whole her calling him a pig as people just blow it off as “crazy ex girlfriend”…would be great.. Instead it’s just Emma Watson with Canada’s leader, boy wonder, privileged white guy gym teacher people like, mainly women, even when he makes jerk off motions to Harry Potter cast members…weird. The post The Canadian Prime Mister Makes Jerk Off Hand Gestures While Emma Watson Laughs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy…. But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest… I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic… The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening… The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet…. Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit…. I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid uncrossed her legs for some fashion photoshoot for Vogue Japan like it was The Weeknd, while he was banging other girls, or any dude along the way who was there to help her and fill the sadness left in her heart thanks to being raised by some rich arab dad and some model stage mom…the figurative hole by filling her sex hole… She’s all the rage in Fashion because she’s familiar, she’s just a different version of her sister, someone people know and are comfortable with, because people like to follow trends, not create trends, and instead of trying new things, they’ll go for the mall brand garbage they are used to, even if they launch a new concept store…they know it’s the same….even if it looks different and that’s a sad thing about humanity…you fucking drones…but spread legs are fun in fashion shoot…so racy.. The post Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Laverne Cox is a Tranny actor…who is strategically positioned – because people are fighting for the rights of Tranny actors – thinking if there is a tranny character in a movie – a tranny should play that character – instead of a method actor who gets into the role of the tranny – and plays a tranny better than a tranny does – because in this world we live in – it’s not about the best MAN for the job – it’s for the person who lives as a woman who deserves the job – even if most Trannies are street hookers and not Hollywood starlets…and when they are Hollywood Starlets – they seem like a flamboyant over the top act almost mocking Trannies – worthy of Cruise shit theater…not necessarily Oscar wins…just because they have a dick… I know Tranny porn has been the leader of all porn categories for years – because you’re all weird faggots…so I figure a tranny on the cover of a mainstream magazine is something you tranny lovers can jerk off to- I am here for you…. The post Laverne Cox Tucks Her Cock If She Still has a Cock for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years … So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is. The post Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss. This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you…. This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks…. This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having… But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way…. The post Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame…. The post Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
