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Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day

Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots… I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw… Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs… It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants… She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me… The post Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued… I’m thinking at least one… TO SEE HER IN A CRAZY BELL BOTTOM INSANE LOOKING OUTFIT CLICK HERE The post In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits… Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is promoting bullshit, because she’s a promo model and a huge part of being a promo model is promoting bullshit…it’s what they do…because people like me pick up on the promo model photoshoot like it matters, when it doesn’t matter, to showcase to the world how hot, or amazing, or tight bodied she is for a mom….in what they would deem a celebration, that feeds her ego…that makes her feel like she matters…before realizing that beauty fades, and that pile of money she’s become used to isn’t enough of a reminder that she was once the hottest, forcing her to navigate and figure out ways to maintain that beauty, image, hype….but she’ll lose..it’s nature…it’s how it works and it’s amazing she’s lasted this long…because I never thought she was all that hot…and I am the unofficial Hollywood judge of hotness…I’ve made a very pathetic career out of it…so jokes on them…I am posting it not because I think it matters…but because I think it DOESN’t matter….take that Alessandra Ambrosio and the people who paid you a million dollars for these pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

I can’t figure out what is more exciting.. 1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday… Or…. 2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are… I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst… The post KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly’s Nipple Shirt of the DAy

It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….she was forced to fend for herself at the age of 15 because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia….forcing our heroine to join the Russian sex trade….because it was all a girl could do….where she worked for the Russian mob….suckin’ dick for very little money….until she hit 6 feet tall and they sold her to the fashion industry… And now Natasha Poly is in a nipple revealing…shirt…because this is fashion… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natasha Poly’s Nipple Shirt of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day

Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..like all models…with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, … So if you’re anywhere in the world, she’s probably had sex with at least someone in that city….who works at an agency…. She’s on the rise, I guess, which is why she’s getting naked in magazines, or maybe the hype is because she’s please notice her, she wants you to notice her, and you should notice her, because she’s hot enough…tight bodied enough it’s just too bad they didn’t use her to her full potential with spread asshole pics.. The post Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day

Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..like all models…with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, … So if you’re anywhere in the world, she’s probably had sex with at least someone in that city….who works at an agency…. She’s on the rise, I guess, which is why she’s getting naked in magazines, or maybe the hype is because she’s please notice her, she wants you to notice her, and you should notice her, because she’s hot enough…tight bodied enough it’s just too bad they didn’t use her to her full potential with spread asshole pics.. The post Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lourdes Leon Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, so in being Madonna’s daughter, you show your tits like they are some empowering tools to get them noticed, and thus to sell records, or whatever they are selling, because people are basic and think anything sexualized is scandalous and worth talking about. Her mom made a career pretending to be ironic with her nudity….when really she was just getting naked to get noticed…and it worked – seeing as she’s Madonna who has had this massive legacy, not just in the gay community….and she can’t even really sing. It’s brainwashing I like… So nipples on snapchat in lingerie at 19…for no reason…other than “tits are just tits” when tits do matter to the right pervert – which is most perverts…making it a good time for all… The post Lourdes Leon Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, so in being Madonna’s daughter, you show your tits like they are some empowering tools to get them noticed, and thus to sell records, or whatever they are selling, because people are basic and think anything sexualized is scandalous and worth talking about. Her mom made a career pretending to be ironic with her nudity….when really she was just getting naked to get noticed…and it worked – seeing as she’s Madonna who has had this massive legacy, not just in the gay community….and she can’t even really sing. It’s brainwashing I like… So nipples on snapchat in lingerie at 19…for no reason…other than “tits are just tits” when tits do matter to the right pervert – which is most perverts…making it a good time for all… The post Lourdes Leon Madonna’s Daughter’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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