Welcome to the jungle, indeed: Jack Black, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Kevin Hart make one loud Guns N’ Roses tribute trio when they try to sing the unofficial theme of ‘Jumanji.’
Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with more hilarious memes for your weekend funny. Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip. https://twitter.com/DeposterChild/status/855477008347877376 https://twitter.com/PhillyTheBoss/status/855459024589991937 https://twitter.com/Jennten_/status/855473796362506240 https://twitter.com/ImDontai/status/855475264033259520
Chef Hosts “Canna Dinners” Fusing Pot & High-End Meals A luxe dinner party group is putting “high” in New York’s high-end dining scene. Chef, host and promoter Stan Strong and his partners have created exclusive monthly “#CannaNYC” dinner – bringing a stoned, yet sophisticated dining experience to New York City. For 4/20 – the “CannaNYC” chefs prepared an eight-course meal that included weed at every turn. Strong and his fellow chefs use cannabis-infused oils and butters in the cooking, resulting in dishes like chicken lollipops with pickled vegetables and slow braised beef short rib sliders with shallots and smoked rosemary aioli. Rounding out the menu was crispy catfish tuna tartare with pineapple slaw, and a deconstructed strawberry shortcake for dessert. More than 100 people gathered at a secret location in New York City for the late night feast on April 20, which considered the unofficial pot holiday for many weed enthusiasts. “You’ve got food, you’ve got entertainment, and you’ve got marijuana,” Strong said. “It’s the best combination you can come up with.” The chef said he and his partners started the dinners a year ago after noticing a lack of options for the discerning weed smoker on a night out. “Being a chef, to intertwine the two, weed and food, was a no-brainer,” Strong said. “It’s a social thing. You could be in a room with doctors, lawyers, police officers, business people, and the drug of choice for everyone is marijuana.” Strong’s diners find out about the “CannaNYC” dinners through word of mouth, though he said there are plans to take the show on the road to different cities. “You’ve gotta hear it through the grapevine,” Strong explained. “If you ain’t part of that tree, you can’t come get some of the fruit.”
So….W Magazine is on the search for clickbait, and I guess in that quest to get click in the media and on their social media accounts…they went with people they felt had a strong audience to achieve their hopes and dreams…to satisfy advertiser money…because these famewhores will do any media that comes their way for free…. Their concept was paid for by some brand, or a series of brands…because this is what advertising looks like….and I guess…the top level “artist” idea was to take pics of them with their original, pre-plastic surgery, noses… They pretended it was “art”…or “social commentary” on the Snapchat filter…by hiring some artists, who don’t realize that artists are a fucking lie and that art doesn’t exist…especially when it’s all for an ad…garbage humans… Let’s not intellectualize this shit, or buy into their shit, or pretend this is anything but clickbait fodder that isn’t even hot…or compelling…because these idiots are idiots..just looking for likes and follows…and not to do good things, or inspire…or be interesting or next level…. The post Kendall and Gigi for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is promoting bullshit, because she’s a promo model and a huge part of being a promo model is promoting bullshit…it’s what they do…because people like me pick up on the promo model photoshoot like it matters, when it doesn’t matter, to showcase to the world how hot, or amazing, or tight bodied she is for a mom….in what they would deem a celebration, that feeds her ego…that makes her feel like she matters…before realizing that beauty fades, and that pile of money she’s become used to isn’t enough of a reminder that she was once the hottest, forcing her to navigate and figure out ways to maintain that beauty, image, hype….but she’ll lose..it’s nature…it’s how it works and it’s amazing she’s lasted this long…because I never thought she was all that hot…and I am the unofficial Hollywood judge of hotness…I’ve made a very pathetic career out of it…so jokes on them…I am posting it not because I think it matters…but because I think it DOESN’t matter….take that Alessandra Ambrosio and the people who paid you a million dollars for these pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I see you arching that lower back on your party boat… On your knees with the bathing suit bottom jacked up her ass – in the best way she could… Her stretch marks are smoothed out – because the world photoshops themselves like a bunch of misleading liars who crave being famous and live their life trying to get famous – because when they aren’t famous they fell inadequate and when they are famous, like Ariel Winter, they are just trying to get a sense of normalcy by whoring out like the rest of the people on instagram – a porn site – that doesn’t market themselves as a porn site – even though all I see is sluts in slutty pics…because tits get hits… From child star whored out by her parents, to trained by whore Sofia Vergara, to having big tits that pervert dudes liked watching grow up, to now working on promoting her ass – ON HER KNEES…without the round face to distract….this is just weird…. It’s a shameless but shot, but why, bitch gets paid and is on tv..the whoring should be for those trying to get on TV… But I guess this “empowered by being a whore”…is universal and applies to those who are rich, those who are poor, those with fans and those who want fans – in some basic HUMAN behavior… In other creepy child stars in bathing suits on boats news – here’s some DAKOTA FANNING…not quite slutty enough for her own post – but still in a bathing suit on the boat – so trendy. The post Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those…. Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star.. I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jay Z and Budweiser close out Summer Festival Season with a (literal) splash… Budweiser’s Made In America Fest Closes Out Summer Festival Season Jay Z and Budweiser’s Made In America music festival has begun to serve as the unofficial end of summer, closing out festival season by bringing music fans from all over the nation to together for hip hop, rock, and electronic acts (paired with food trucks and carnival rides) on Philadelphia’s Ben Franklin Parkway. The east coast iteration of the iconic music fest featured appearances from little-known, up-and-coming acts such as The OBGMs, culminating in appearances from industry heavy-hitters like Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, And Steve Aoki. Day One found festival goers grooving to the smooth sounds of Mayer Hawthorne and the classic Hip Hop of Big Daddy Kane: Then moving on to hits and social commentary from J. Cole : Before finally closing out with yet another iconic (and only lightly rant-laden) performance from Kanye West : *Drops Mic* Hit the flip for day 2’s wet & wild recap.